Covid Sucks I Feel Like Im Dying At My Funeral Someone Better Throw A Bouquet Into The Crowd So We Can

covid sucks i feel like i’m dying at my funeral someone better throw a bouquet into the crowd so we can find out who’s next

Police: Sirius Black?

Regulus: No and if I ever start acting like him KILL ME

*In the Common Room*

Remus: James! Sirius and Peter are missing!

James: Why are you coming to me? You think i have them microchipped or something?

Remus:

Lily:

Marlene: …do you?

James: Yeah hold on…

i’ve never been so relieved other people do the same thing

*In The Common Room*

James: Hey Marls want to play a game?

Marlene: Yes what is it

James: I’m going to tell you something Sirius has said and you have to tell me if he said it to Remus or my Mom

Marlene: I’m gonna be great at this let’s do it

James: “I want to live with you forever”

Marlene:

Marlene: …I don’t like this game anymore

Peter: Hey do you have the weird urge to lecture yourself?

Peter: Like, “Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?”

James: Sirius, Peter, what are you doing?

Sirius: *screams*

Peter: I conjured him