I Was Today Years Old When I Found Out Their Title CHAMBERlain Meant That They Were In Charge Of Peoples

I was today years old when I found out their title CHAMBERlain meant that they were in charge of people’s CHAMBERS... no wonder they were busting into labs and “chambers of life” like they owned the goddamn place

Hup: If Skeksis wanna get Deet, gotta go through Hup!

Hup, seeing skekMal charge at him: Wow, Skeksis probably gonna go through Hup.

SkekLi: Guys, I just figured out why thieves always wear leather armor!

SkekMal: Say “because it’s made of ‘hide'” and I’ll tan yours.

SkekLi:

SkekLi: I was actually gonna say “because it doesn’t leave fibers as evidence,” but I like yours better.

UrGoh: Please note,... we... do not... condone... violence-

SkekGra: Or at least not murder.

UrGoh: And, usually... not... violence.

SkekGra: We condone sending a message.

A Presentation For skekSil

SkekTek: Hello and welcome to my presentation on why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler alert: it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes.

SkekTek: But why are you shit? Were you raised this way or unfortunate circumstances to blame? No, you're just terrible.

SkekTek: Still confused? Of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up. Here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home: fuck you, go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Now this graph is really interesting. As you can see, it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is 100% of the population. That's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on, go do it now!

SkekTek: You may be asking, "does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words 'go fuck yourself' because every single being on the planet is worthwhile and a valuable member of society?" Ha! No! Go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: In conclusion, I want you to know that I don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're good and ultimately, I don't want you to go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.

Aughra: Brave Brian the Stonewood Gelfling.

Rian: How did you almost know my name?

Aughra: Aughra has approximate knowledge of many things.