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I was today years old when I found out their title CHAMBERlain meant that they were in charge of people’s CHAMBERS... no wonder they were busting into labs and “chambers of life” like they owned the goddamn place
A Presentation For skekSil
SkekTek: Hello and welcome to my presentation on why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler alert: it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes.
SkekTek: But why are you shit? Were you raised this way or unfortunate circumstances to blame? No, you're just terrible.
SkekTek: Still confused? Of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up. Here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home: fuck you, go fuck yourself.
SkekTek: Now this graph is really interesting. As you can see, it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is 100% of the population. That's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on, go do it now!
SkekTek: You may be asking, "does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words 'go fuck yourself' because every single being on the planet is worthwhile and a valuable member of society?" Ha! No! Go fuck yourself.
SkekTek: In conclusion, I want you to know that I don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're good and ultimately, I don't want you to go fuck yourself.
SkekTek: Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.
SkekSil: Chamberlain don’t think Skeksis can mansplain, manipulate or malewife way out of it this time.
SkekVar: [cracking his knuckles]
SkekVar: Manslaughter it is.
SkekVar: Chamberlain, when I die, I don't care who else is at my funeral as long as you're there.
SkekSil: Of course Chamberlain will be there. Murderer always shows up to throw off police.
Deet: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can’t have food!
Amri: You can eat a rock.
Brea: Air.
Onica: The fabric of time and space.
SkekSil: Chugging bottle of bleach can solve all Gelfling problems.
Deet: You guys are not helpful.
[When skekSil and skekUng are fighting for the throne]
SkekAyuk: Aren’t you gonna get in there? If you wanna be the emperor, you gotta fight with the big boys.
SkekZok: Oh, I intend to fight like a girl. I’ll let them kill each other and then I’ll be the only one left standing.
SkekSil: Chamberlain feels Emperor being a little harsh.
SkekSo: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.
SkekUng: You piss me off so fucking much!!
SkekSil: Chamberlain literally just said "hello".
SkekUng: Yet here I am, boiling with rage...!
Working on a skeksis puppet for Halloween!
Skeksis puppet is finished! The eyes blink and the mouth moves. I might make a more in depth post later.
I'm about a thousand trine too late to the initial hype, but I finally watched The Dark Crystal prequel and the simpering asshole was my favorite.