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A Presentation For skekSil

SkekTek: Hello and welcome to my presentation on why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler alert: it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes.

SkekTek: But why are you shit? Were you raised this way or unfortunate circumstances to blame? No, you're just terrible.

SkekTek: Still confused? Of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up. Here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home: fuck you, go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Now this graph is really interesting. As you can see, it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is 100% of the population. That's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on, go do it now!

SkekTek: You may be asking, "does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words 'go fuck yourself' because every single being on the planet is worthwhile and a valuable member of society?" Ha! No! Go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: In conclusion, I want you to know that I don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're good and ultimately, I don't want you to go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.

SkekSil: Chamberlain don’t think Skeksis can mansplain, manipulate or malewife way out of it this time.

SkekVar: [cracking his knuckles]

SkekVar: Manslaughter it is.

SkekVar: Chamberlain, when I die, I don't care who else is at my funeral as long as you're there.

SkekSil: Of course Chamberlain will be there. Murderer always shows up to throw off police.

Deet: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can’t have food!

Amri: You can eat a rock.

Brea: Air.

Onica: The fabric of time and space.

SkekSil: Chugging bottle of bleach can solve all Gelfling problems.

Deet: You guys are not helpful.

[When skekSil and skekUng are fighting for the throne]

SkekAyuk: Aren’t you gonna get in there? If you wanna be the emperor, you gotta fight with the big boys.

SkekZok: Oh, I intend to fight like a girl. I’ll let them kill each other and then I’ll be the only one left standing.

SkekSil: Chamberlain feels Emperor being a little harsh.

SkekSo: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.

SkekUng: You piss me off so fucking much!!

SkekSil: Chamberlain literally just said "hello".

SkekUng: Yet here I am, boiling with rage...!