Dorks In Wonderland~

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 13

Y/N:SILVER!!! ....Should I tell him at our game night?

Lilia:Tell who what?

Y/N:Silver I've already told you that I have a crush on your father, I got your and Malleus' blessing to date Lilia...but I dont know how to tell him.

Lilia: You know I think it won't be necessary.

Y/N:What? Why not?

Lilia:Because you just did🦇~ Silver is sleeping and left his phone unlocked.

Y/N:......

Lilia:Don't worry I like you too my little bat. I'll wait for you, see ya later~🦇❤️

The queen of Olympus is back with a new design!! Too bad that her strict attitude is still the same, I can say that she is not a very loving mother.

I have no regrets redrawing her design, now I can say that I'm really satisfied.

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 9

(Kinda SFW??)

Ruggie: Hey prefect, wanna make a bet?

Y/N: Sure why not I have nothing to do now.

Ruggie: I bet you can't make Leona go to class.

Y/N: Ruggie.... you are asking too much.

Ruggie: Didn't take you for a chicken!*shrugs*

Y/N:*eye twitching*.....Ohh, is that so? Well you've got yourself a deal Ruggie. *shakes his hand* if I fail you'll get my lunch for 2 weeks, but if I win you'll have to help Ace and Deuce with their homework for 1 week.

Ruggie: Deal!

~In the garden~

Y/N:Hey Leona. *smirk*

Leona:*groans knowing they're up to no good * What do you want herbivore, don't you see I'm trying to take a nap here?

Y/N:*clear their throat * Tell me Leona....Is your King's roar as powerful as your charm?

Leona: What?

Y/N: Because I’m captivated by both.

*silence*

Leona:....

Y/N:Just joking, I was wondering if it hurt.

Leona:...*sighs knowing he will regret asking* what hurt??

Y/N: When you fell from the pride lands, because you're an heavenly creature ✨️

Leona:*gets up and goes away*

Y/N:Wait I have more,

Leona: I honestly don't wanna hear them. *groans*

Y/N:*laughs*Is it hot in here, or is that just the fire in your lion eyes! Oh wait, I should say in your eye!!*follows him*

Leona:*his eye keeps twitching he even went to class just to avoid Y/N awful pick up lines*

Y/N: *proud of theirself* Oh you're gonna love this one, Is your mane made of stardust? Because you’re the constellation of my dreams!

Leona:*covers their mouth with his hand* You are...so annoying...

Y/N: *removes his hand* Come on~ I know you're enjoying all these attentions, you even went to class and made me won a very good bet with Ruggie hehe.

Leona:*his eyes widened at realisation* you little...

Y/N: I'm a good lion tamer, right?*smirks*

Leona:*smirks too* I gotta say herbivore, you are smart....but...not so good as a lion tamer.

Y/N:Uh? Why?

Leona:*leans over their ear* Because your very very annoying behaviour.... awakened the beast in me.

Y/N:.... *blushes a little* That...was awful...*looks away*

Leona:*his smirks gets wider * You better run now.

Y/N:Uh?

Leona:Because this lion will soon eat his prey.

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 12

Riddle:Very well everyone,let's start our study session!

Ace/Deuce/Grimm:Alright!

Riddle: Y/N, you have problem with math right??

Y/N:Yeah...numbers are not my thing.

Riddle:Don't worry, we'll start with something simple. Here's the question: if you have 10 strawberries tarts and Ace asks you for 2. How many do you have left.

Y/N:10.

Riddle:Let's try again...if Ace takes 2 of your 10 tarts without asking how many do you have left?

Y/N:10 and he has a broken hand.

Everyone:.....

Ace*shocked*

Riddle:*sighs annoyed * Let me rephrase if Ace forcibly takes 2 of your 10 strawberries tarts, how many do you have in the end??

Y/N:10 and a dead body.*straight face*

Ace:*seriously concerned for his health and life*

Dorks in Wonderland~

Episode 11

Y/N:Vil is this really necessary?

Vil:I'm not letting my little sister go out on a date without giving her tips. *brushes her hair*

Y/N:Okay okay, bring em then.

Vil: N.1 If a boy kisses your cheek, most of the times means he sees you as a friend.

Y/N:Well that applies to girls too.

Vil:N2. If he holds you, it means he's showing his loyalty to you.*puts make up*

Y/N:Awww..

Vil:N3.If he caresses your cheek, it's affection maybe adoration too. And of course N4. A kiss on the lips means he loves you.

Y/N:Ohhh I see*smiles*

Vil:N5. If he suddenly takes your hand in his especially jn front of other boys, he's definitely jealous *choosing a dress*

Y/N:Really?

Vil:Usually men are not into PDA but when it comes to show other boys that you are his. And that brings us to tip N.6 If he blows on your ears....well he's saying that you are his.

Y/N:... That's hot.

Vil: I'm serious here, listen carefully. N.7 if he grips your hips, he's saying that he desires you.

Y/N:D-desires me? *wearing the dress*

Vil:*nods* this brings us to N8. If a boy kisses your neck....be it gently or passionate.....it means he wants you.*helps her with the shoes*

Y/N:R-really?

Vil:And last but not least.....*grips her shoulders *

Y/N:*gulps*

Vil:N9...if a boy starts opening his trousers...you are fucked rhetorically AND literally.

Y/N:Vil....that is obvious, only an idiot wouldn't know that.

Vil:If this boy wants to do something you don't remember that you have pepper spray in your purse.*gives her purse*

Y/N:Don't worry I trust him.

Vil:Mm...Oh, with who are you going out again?

Y/N:Oh! I'm going out with Floyd!

Vil:......I see....You're not going out of this house at all...

Birthdays in Wonderland~

Happy birthday Jamil Viper!

Y/N:*sneaks inside Jamil's bedroom* hehe

Jamil:*peacefully sleeping*

Y/N:*whispers* Jamil...wake up sleepy hesf

Jamil:*keeps sleeping*

Y/N:Aww he is so cute, who would wake him up?*evil smirk and takes a horn out of nowhere*RISE AND SHINE JAMIL!*plays the horn*

Jamil:*literally jumps from the shock*WHAT THE FUCK!? IS THE SCHOOL ON FIRE!?

Y/N: Nah....well not today.

Jamil:Are you out of your mind!? Who the heck wakes up someone with a horn!?

Y/N:Me, anyway Happy Birthday Jamil!

Jamil:....Thank you but couldn't you wait to meet me in the kitchen for breakfast, as we do EVERY single day?

Y/N:Nope, I'm here to say that today you are completely free from your duties, I'll take care of Kalim instead you can sleep and relax as much as you want!*smiles *

Jamil:...you woke me up to tell me that I could relax and sleep all day....

Y/N:Yup exactly.

Jamil:....*throws a pillow on their faces* IDIOT! JUST LET ME SLEEP NEXT TIME!

_Bonus_

Jamil:*finds a small package and a birthday card on his chair*??? *opens it just to finds a book*...."The...One thousand and one night?".*reads the card*

Hey Jamil! Happy birthday!

You always enjoyed when I talk about the stories of my world so I thought that you would like this book, I wrote down as much as I could remember hehe, I know you'll it, have a nice relaxing day. I'll take care of the sunny boy for you.

-Y/N

Jamil:*smiles a little * I wonder what kind of no sense they wrote this time.

~Meanwhile~

Y/N:KALIM STOP USING YOUR OASIS MAKER INSIDE THE DORM!! JAMIL WILL KILL US IF HE SEES WATER EVERYWHERE.

Kalim:But I thought it would be cool having a pool party for Jamil.

Y/N:it was a good idea...IF ONLY THE MAIN HALL WASN'T THE POOL

(The new birthday cards are basically free bodypillows tell me otherwise!✨️✨️ Anyway Happy birthday to our precious Snake boy!)