~Dorks In Wonderland ~

~Dorks in wonderland ~

Episode 5 various dorks x reader

Y/N: *surrounded by chaos*

Ace:Y/N PLEASE HELP ME!! WE NEED TO HIDE RIDDLE IS ANGRY AGAIN!

Deuce: We!? You were the one who made him angry!

Grim: I want tunaaaaa!

Y/N:.....💢.....

Floyd:*kicks the door open* Shrimpyyyy!!

*the door falls on the floor*

Azul:Floyd you shouldn't kick the door. The dorm is already old, it could break with your strength.

Floyd:Sorryyy~

Y/N: *stares at the door*....💢💢....

Ruggie:Yo! Prefect! Is Leona here? I can smell him!!! He must be sleeping in your bedroom again!! Oh!

Y/N:....💢💢💢....

Crowley:*appears from nowhere *Oh dear prefect! I'm glad you're here!! I was looking for you! You see there's this event to organize aaand...

Y/N:*grabs Crowley from his collar*...give...me...a....break*whispers*

Crowley:???😀 *confused *I beg your pardon?

Y/N:💢💢💢💢I said ....GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ALL OF YOU!!💢💢

All of them:*silence*

Y/N:...everyday....since I've been here....YOU DID NOTHING BUT ASK ME ASK ME AND ASK ME TO DO EVERYTHING. I'm not A FUCKING ROBOT IM STRESSED AS FUCK HERE. BUT NOOOO YOU STILL WHINY LIKE FUCKING BABIES.

Ace:Oh god they sound like Riddle

Deuce:Shhhh...

Y/N*looks at Ace and Deuce* YOU TWO DO NOTHING BUT ANGER YOUR DORM LEADER HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB!?

Grim:Human calm down.

Y/N:YOU DO NOTHING TO HELP ME BUT DEMANDING TUNA EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Grim;Hiiiiiii*hides behind Ace*

Floyd:hehehe Shrimpy is angry how cute.

Azul:How unprofessional from them.

Y/N:unprofessional you say? YOU BETTER PAY FOR THAT DOOR OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO SUSHI.

Ruggie: *laughs a little*

Y/N:Oh you find this funny Ruggie? Is it funny that you can't keep an eye on your dorm leader and I HAVE TO KICK HIS ROYAL BUTT OUT OF MY BED EVERY SINGLE TIME!?

Crowley:*Tries to go away without being noticed*

Y/N*grabs his shoulder* Don't you even think to run away....

Crowley:But I have my headmaster's duties to fulfill??

Y/N:Dont make me laugh....You are the worst of them all....you give me most of your duties...I HAD TO FIGHT 6 FUCKING OVERBLOTTED STUDENTS WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!??

Leona:Oi herbivore don't you known how to low your voice? I'm sleeping here. *yawns*

Y/N:.....

Everybody:*start shaking *

Ruggie:*scared for Leona*umh Leona...

Leona:Your bed is already uncomfortable so I would appreciate it if you keep it d-*can't finish the phrase due to a slipper on his face*

Y/N:*the one who throw the slipper with all their forces * THEN SLEEP IN YOUR FUCKING DORM YOU SPOILED LAZY ASS!

Leona:*fainted on the floor*

Y/N:anybody else wants to complain?

Everyone;* shrug their head* Nothing at all Sir/Ma'am.

Y/N:Good....now Y/N L/N,prefect of Ramshackle dorm will take a fucking nap. Deal with your problems on your own I'm on a break today.

Omg wow those designs are amazing

Day 1: Introductions

[@dmcocweek] 

The queen of Olympus is here, Hera goddess of family and marriage, too bad that her own marriage wasn't the best of all. I mean she has Zeus's as husband what did she expect?

Hera:*laughs in the background * Now he wish Adam killed him. Better be dead than be ashamed 😌😌

Y/N:right?

Owl:*touched for being mentioned on this quote *

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #11

Y/N and Zeus Chat

After Y/N wins over Hera, Zeus is not happy since he’s being filed for a Divorce all for a human, but wants to prove he’s… ‘nice’

Zeus (Gets a phone call and sees the contact is ‘Home Wrecker’): Hermes! It’s Y/N!

Hermes (Surprised): Answer it, I want to hear!

Zeus (Answers): Mx. Y/N, how…nice of you to call

Y/N: Hello, I really enjoyed my time last night with Hera, Zeus

Zeus: Oh…Hera told me all about it…in great detail

Y/N: …Or should I say, ‘Douche’?

Hermes (Surprised):

Y/N: Ha ha ha!

Hermes (Looks at his father and is trying not to laugh):

Zeus (Anger rising): …Yes, congratulations… you won fair and square… very impressive for a mortal

Y/N: Do you like brain teasers?

Zeus: Oh, I love brain teasers

Y/N: What does Zeus and a Black Hole have in common?

Zeus and Hermes (Looking at each other confused):

Y/N: They both suck!

Hermes (Bursts out laughing): Ha ha ha!

Zeus (Murderous look): ….

Hera is in the other room trying not to laugh

This is based off of @luxthestrange RoR Hera Quotes with Y/N, go see her stuff! And @sketchy-owl Hera artwork, check them both out!

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RoR Incorrect quotes#90 DIVORCE

As the greek gods were enjoying some fresh brewed tea from hermes... ??: OOOH SHHHHIIIIIIIT!?!- Y/n falls from the second floor onto the t

My reaction:

Love you guys 😘

Hlök : Where the hell is that psychotic idiot

Others : *shrugs*

Y/N : Don't worry, i got this

*stands up and cleaning them self a bit*

Y/N : PREPARE FOR TROUBLES *insert whatever they are posing*

silence....

Hlök : wtf you are trying to do-

Jack : *jumps out of nowhere and breaks the window and doing his gentleman pose* MAKE IT DOUBLE~

Y/N: To protect the world from devastation!!!*dramatic pose*

Jack:To unite all peoples within our nation!*dramatic pose*

Y/N:To denounce the evils of truth and love!!*keeps doing poses*

Jack: To extend our reach to the stars above!! *doing the same*

Y/N: Y/N!!

Jack: Jack!!

Y/N: Team Psycho, blast off at the speed of light!

Jack: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Heracles:*dressed as a Meowth*Meow!That's right!

Adam:*proud dad throws roses for his children *

Hlök:.....You.....really need a therapist....