Slytherdor-life - Walking Oxymoron

[This user loves cats!]

Logan: *experiences an emotion*

Logan: *crushes it like a pop can*

Logan: anyway

{this user harasses lemonade stand owners about grapes on a daily basis}

The Houses based on my friends

Gryffindor: • “Hey guys look what I can do” • dances and sings a lot unconsciously • has weird hairstyles • mood swings • leaves essays until the night before • mega ultra super nerd

Ravenclaw: • finds really stupid things funny • spends lots of time on social media • says please and thank you all the time • loves pillows • amazing eyebrows • uses a candy wrapper for bookmark

Hufflepuff: • wears bows in hair everyday • physically cannot be angry • tries to scare everyone and fails • very affectionate • walks on tip-toes • blushes uncontrollably 24/7

Slytherin: • salty af 100% of the time • swears every other word • killer fashion sense • carries dog around like a baby • really contagious laughter • will challenge anyone at anything