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!Its my birthday!
Second Fic up! Hogwarts AU with hufflepuff!sherwin and ravenclaw!jonathan
SECOND FIC IS NOW FINISHED NOW JUST PLEASE GO READ IT~!
what if i told you....and be ready
my patronus is a thestral....?
Gryffindor: Those oversized pink sunglasses look like something a Barbie with a welding career would wear.
Slytherin: *using Barbie voice* Welder Barbie. Blowtorch sold separately.
Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Barbie pyromaniac edition.
Slytherin: *Barbie voice* Remember where your dad keeps his gasoline. Because you and Welder Barbie are going to burn it all.
Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Now remember kids if your parents don’t buy you the new set they don’t love you. And you can punish them with flames.
Hufflepuff: WHAT THE FUCK!
The Houses based on my friends
Gryffindor: • “Hey guys look what I can do” • dances and sings a lot unconsciously • has weird hairstyles • mood swings • leaves essays until the night before • mega ultra super nerd
Ravenclaw: • finds really stupid things funny • spends lots of time on social media • says please and thank you all the time • loves pillows • amazing eyebrows • uses a candy wrapper for bookmark
Hufflepuff: • wears bows in hair everyday • physically cannot be angry • tries to scare everyone and fails • very affectionate • walks on tip-toes • blushes uncontrollably 24/7
Slytherin: • salty af 100% of the time • swears every other word • killer fashion sense • carries dog around like a baby • really contagious laughter • will challenge anyone at anything
I’m quiet because...
Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud
Gryffindor: my actions speak
Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response
Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything
Hufflepuff: It’s a miracle. It’s been a full day since something bullshit has happened in the castle and someone’s been petrified, cursed, or killed. Ravenclaw: It’s because all the Gryffindors and Slytherins are on a field trip today. Hufflepuff: That explains so much.
My TRUE House
Ravenpuff aesthetic
Intelligence // Kindness // Creativity // Loyalty // Wit // Hard Work // Individuality // Tolerance
Ravenclaw: Are you guys nervous about the presentation tomorrow?
Hufflepuff: I’m just hoping that everything will be alright!
Ravenclaw: I’m freaking out here! That will define our grades!
Slytherin: I’m chill.
Ravenclaw: HOW?!
Slytherin: I just keep in my mind that time is slowly passing by and our presentation doesn’t matter, because we are getting closer to our deaths and everything we know and care about is going to end. So why bother?
Ravenclaw:
Hufflepuff: … Do you need a hug?
Ok but
People always acting like the slytherin protects the hufflepuff. I feel like I would be dead without my two hufflepuff friends but go off I guess
Ravenclaw: Huff, we need to talk.
Hufflepuff: About what?
Ravenclaw: Your online shopping addiction.
Hufflepuff: I do not have an addiction!
Ravenclaw: You're literally out of money! You spent it all on fandom tees!
Hufflepuff: What do you mean I'm out of money? I only bought 73!
Ravenclaw: My point exactly.