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Gryffindor: Those oversized pink sunglasses look like something a Barbie with a welding career would wear.
Slytherin: *using Barbie voice* Welder Barbie. Blowtorch sold separately.
Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Barbie pyromaniac edition.
Slytherin: *Barbie voice* Remember where your dad keeps his gasoline. Because you and Welder Barbie are going to burn it all.
Ravenclaw: *Barbie voice* Now remember kids if your parents don’t buy you the new set they don’t love you. And you can punish them with flames.
Hufflepuff: WHAT THE FUCK!
The Houses based on my friends
Gryffindor: • “Hey guys look what I can do” • dances and sings a lot unconsciously • has weird hairstyles • mood swings • leaves essays until the night before • mega ultra super nerd
Ravenclaw: • finds really stupid things funny • spends lots of time on social media • says please and thank you all the time • loves pillows • amazing eyebrows • uses a candy wrapper for bookmark
Hufflepuff: • wears bows in hair everyday • physically cannot be angry • tries to scare everyone and fails • very affectionate • walks on tip-toes • blushes uncontrollably 24/7
Slytherin: • salty af 100% of the time • swears every other word • killer fashion sense • carries dog around like a baby • really contagious laughter • will challenge anyone at anything
I’m quiet because...
Hufflepuff: strength doesn’t require being loud
Gryffindor: my actions speak
Slytherin: I don’t owe you a response
Ravenclaw: I think too much to tell you everything
Hufflepuff: It’s a miracle. It’s been a full day since something bullshit has happened in the castle and someone’s been petrified, cursed, or killed. Ravenclaw: It’s because all the Gryffindors and Slytherins are on a field trip today. Hufflepuff: That explains so much.
Incorrect Harry Potter #80
Ravenclaw: Gryff, I went through your search history yesterday.
Gryffindor: Um..I can explai-
Ravenclaw: Why the fuck are you still playing club penguin?
Ok but
People always acting like the slytherin protects the hufflepuff. I feel like I would be dead without my two hufflepuff friends but go off I guess
❝close your eyes, and picture the sun. that’s what it felt like to love her; warmth.❞
#the coolest
„At the lake, their love finds its place,
A testament to love's radiant grace“
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My first Pandalily drawing!! So excited to share this one.
Ravenclaw pride 🦅
