SmallComic # 49: HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

SmallComic # 49: HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Yeah, those angels. They're really like everyone else; they only care about superficial things like Christmas lights and eating sugar cookies. Why else would they come down to earth? Earth is where all the cool things are. So I guess this guy's out of luck. But look, it all works out in the end. After he freezes to death he's going to go to heaven, and then he's free to come down whenever he wants and be an asshole like this angel. That's what a lot of people don't realize, that's the true divine mystery. Spiritual fulfillment isn't about freedom from pain, or freedom from desire. It's about freedom to be an asshole. You fuckin' farter. ; ) Happy holidays.

Small Comic 48: Birdies Part 2 of 2 #webcomic #comic

The birdie is back.  Read part one (if you didn't already) to understand this life changing conclusion. 

P.S.  The holidays have been slowing us down. We'll get back on Schedule eventually.  A new Little Bittle will be up by 7 tonight! <3

Little Bittle #42: The Bomberman Blues

Hey pals & gals. This small comic is from a deep part of my heart. My childhood was spent playing video games all day, but even so, I was never that good. I mostly played classic RPGs, because they required no skill; one only had to get up to level 99 for each character to totally kill that final monster.

So when I entered the world of Halo and CoDBlOps at the houses of my dearest friends, I was humiliated in front of all. Everyone meleed me from behind, goddamnit. You could never possibly know the pain I felt. My friends had 19 kills and I had one, and the only reason I got that one was because I managed to blow us both up at the same time.

I wondered to myself as I walked down the halls in high school, When will I ever beat my bros in a game? Shall I forever be the worst gamer in the room?

Well, one day, my friend put on Bomberman. I was the best. I was unstoppable. I blew up every other Bomberman within miles. It seemed like I was just doing it on instinct, my gameplay was so flawless. 

I thought, hey, now that I'm good at Bomberman, maybe I'll get a little more respect around here. But no, it was not to be. Even after winning game after game, no one cared. No one patted me on the back or praised my skill like they did after CoDBlOps. We just turned off the screen and forgot about it.

Thus, that is where this comic comes from. Do you understand now, smallies? DO YOU? 

Little Bittle #46: Recluse Makes a Lady Friend #comic #webcomic

That man has not left the house in a long time. Give him a break. He's gotta polish those skills, that's all. 

LB # 38: Cult Kitties #webcomic #comic

LB 23: Cool Guy

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