Thetraitordemon:

thetraitordemon:

“I’m not even sure anymore.” Time to stop smoking herbs.

“You should probably see a doctor. I’d help out, but I’m broke.” 

[Lol it’s autumn and the weather’s shit not much else to do XD]

I PAUSED IN BETWEEN FRAMES AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT HIM

IT’S LIKE HE’S FROZEN HIS FUCKING SEX FACE.

I PAUSED IN BETWEEN FRAMES AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT HIM

Autumn-esque sentence starters

“Let’s go apple picking!”

“Oh, I love the smell of cinnamon.”

“Let’s go for a walk and take pictures of leaves.”

“Is this sweater too big on me?” / “Isn’t that sweater a little big on you?”

“Fingerless gloves make me feel powerful.”

“I have new boots and a PSL. Life is good.”

“I made you a scarf.” / “You made me a scarf?”

“This flannel is itchy.”

“My hair was made to wear beanies.”

“I want pumpkin-flavored everything.”

“Is it too early to think about my Halloween costume?”

“The trees are so pretty…”

“Ah, yes. Death is everywhere.”

“Make me hot chocolate.”

“Oh my gosh. Is that a PSL?”

“I don’t understand the Fall hype.”

“We should make a fire and cuddle.” / “We should make a fire so I can throw you in it.”

“You know what? I’m going to make a pile of leaves and jump in it.”

“This is my FAVORITE weather. The leaves are so crunchy.”

“I’M GONNA PUNCH A PUMPKIN.”

“It’s freezing in the morning and hot in the afternoon…I’m dying.”

“Autumn is when you find out who’s basic.”

“Red is your color.” / “Red is NOT your color.”

“If I see one more maple-flavored thing, I’m going to fight someone.”

“What are you doing for Thanksgiving?”

LOOK. AT. HIM.

I PAUSED IN BETWEEN FRAMES AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT HIM

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