Crack RP - Tumblr Posts
“Well, those are good too, but in terms of strength boosting power... human flesh - better yet, seraph flesh, can’t be beaten.”
“Mine tells me to eat the people I kill.”
“Oh, my. That can’t do. I’m sure there’s better food than humans~”
“Like freshly-made steamed buns~”
“Ooh? How interesting... I’ll be sure to do that. What do these youkai look like?.”
“Well, those are good too, but in terms of strength boosting power… human flesh - better yet, seraph flesh, can’t be beaten.”
“Well, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t eat any humans around here. The exorcists around here are very harsh~” He chuckled. “But there’s plenty of youkai around, eating them might bring you power.”
guardianxredeyes:
“Regardless, I don’t recommend eating me at all. I’d give you more than a stomachache.” He chuckled.
“...Come to think of it, can hellions get stomachaches? Whaddaya say I eat you and find out? I like experimenting.”
“It’s not like I did it on purpose! In my defense, no seraph I’ve ever seen is as obsessed with dragons as you.”
snickering-kitsune:
“…Sorry?”
“Let my daughter be first. Actually why are you first on it?? AmI really that interesting to you?”
*CACKLING*
“Not so cocky now are ya?!”
“Well, well. I think you owe me an apology, old man…!”
“I may or may not have been followin’ you around on your little dragon-huntin’ trips. It’s a nice break from my usual ... hunts.”
snickering-kitsune:
“It’s not like I did it on purpose! In my defense, no seraph I’ve ever seen is as obsessed with dragons as you.”
“Why is it on the dragons that put you in first?? ….. Well then I do guess I obsess over them a bit…”
thetraitordemon:
snickering-kitsune:
“I may or may not have been followin’ you around on your little dragon-huntin’ trips. It’s a nice break from my usual … hunts.”
“I guess that would make sense then if you were-WAIT YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME ON MY TRIPS?!?”
“You betcha. I follow a lot of people around. I like to watch Princess Alisha sleep. Very cute. It’s OK - she doesn’t know.”
“Naaaaaah, I’ll be fine. See, I’m good-looking and OP as fuck - I can stick around till at least the final battle of season 2. I’m safe from angry princesses and other stalkees, don’t you worry.”
snickering-kitsune:
“You betcha. I follow a lot of people around. I like to watch Princess Alisha sleep. Very cute. It’s OK - she doesn’t know.”
*INHALES*
“Boii…..you gonna get yourself killed or maimed one day for behavior like that-”
“S’alright, gramps. I get the feeling I’ll be deliriously happy about it for some reason. Shit am I gonna commit suicide?”
snickering-kitsune:
“Naaaaaah, I’ll be fine. See, I’m good-looking and OP as fuck - I can stick around till at least the final battle of season 2. I’m safe from angry princesses and other stalkees, don’t you worry.”
“………..why is it I see death in your future?”
thetraitordemon:
“Would if I could but I won’t cause it doesn’t settle right with me…..in english.”
“What’s ‘English’? Fuck me, old man, you are going senile.”
[Lol England and by extension English doesn’t exist in Tales shoot me]
thetraitordemon:
“I’m not even sure anymore.” Time to stop smoking herbs.
“You should probably see a doctor. I’d help out, but I’m broke.”
[Lol it’s autumn and the weather’s shit not much else to do XD]
“You heard me, Shepherd. Help me get the tangles out of my hair. That storm messed it up somethin’ awful. C’mon. We’re friends now, right? Friends do good by one another. Riiight?”
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❛ Y-you want me to do what? ❜
The hellion’s lips stretch into smile.
“...I love you, Gramps. You and yer mad brain!”
He claps his hands together with one loud slapping sound and bears his teeth in a grin.
“Now bring out those goddamned pumpkins and let’s do it!”
@snickering-kitsune -> X
“You gotta punch a pumpkin to really know why I want to-!” The seraph showed just as much excitement on this as he did with dragons. “It’s just- so satisfying to break it with a punch! Not only that you can still carve them…kinda. It just adds effect to them if you ask me.”
GRAMPS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
When you listen to this one song on repeat and it just makes you wanna rp Kimuri on the violent side more and more-
Lunarre, who was sitting beside Sorey eating his own lunch, took the shrimp from the boy’s fingers and bit off the tiny crustacean’s head with his teeth. He then handed it back to Sorey.
“There ya go. No face.”
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❛ I… I can’t do this. ❜ Sorey looked away, rubbing his arm. He squeezed his eyes shut and huffed a little, looking quite distraught. ❛ It’s got a face! How am I expected to eat something that’s looking at me!? ❜
Shimp was definitely not for him.
“Oh come on, don’t be such a baby, it’s fine! See, I solved your problem for you. If you want I can do the same with the other shrimp.”
snickering-kitsune:
Lunarre, who was sitting beside Sorey eating his own lunch, took the shrimp from the boy’s fingers and bit off the tiny crustacean’s head with his teeth. He then handed it back to Sorey.
“There ya go. No face.”
❛ On second thought, I’ve lost my appetite. ❜
he’s traumatized.
“Hmph. Wusses. Nano ja.”
snickering-kitsune:
“The fuck are those trick-or-treaters? I might be a fox beast from hell but I’ve got good shit right here!”
“You probably scared them all off, nano ja. And cussing probably doesn’t help either~”
“I know. That’s why it’s fun.”
snickering-kitsune:
“Hmph. Wusses. Nano ja.”
“You know, it’s considered rude to poke fun at the way someone talks.”
“Heh. Grow some hair on your pecker, Sorey. Then we can talk about boobs.”
he doesn’t get what’s so great about boobs