I Saw This Picture The Other Day. Im Not Sure Where It Came From, But Its Pretty Funny.

I saw this picture the other day. I’m not sure where it came from, but it’s pretty funny.

Just imagine the print on an apron.

Adam is just your average suburban dad, except in hell. He wears white new balances and grills on a charcoal grill while wearing an apron that says something stupid on it

Let's make a contest. Leave in the replies what Adam's apron would say. Funniest answer gets uuhhhhh, their apron drawn LMAO

So my sister and I went to Barnes and Nobles the other day to get more Percy Jackson books because she started reading the series and we passed a cut-out of Nick and Charlie (from Heartstopper) kissing and she asked if that was Percy and Jason (from Percy Jackson). I burst out laughing and my sister just looked at me like I was crazy.

Just a reminder that you don’t have to accept someone’s apology. It’s okay if you hold a grudge, or even multiple grudges. Just because someone said “Sorry” doesn’t automatically mean that you have to forget everything they’ve said or done. It’s okay to be angry for a bit. Nobody logical is going to blame you. It’s alright.

So my parents are getting married soon, and Im happy for them and everything, but there’s one problem. I have to wear a dress.

I’ve tried to protest this time and again but everyone assumes I’m joking. I refused to take body measurements, I haven’t shown anyone else what I look like in the dress, and I’ve asked multiple times if I could change after the ceremony.

This is for a lot pf reasons. I didn’t take the measurements because I have body dysmorphia and am insecure about my weight and appearance. I also hate the color that the dress is required to be and don’t really care for the shape.

But, overall, the main reason why I hate it is because it’s a dress. I’ve always hated gender-conforming clothes. They always felt too formal, stuffy, and had an air of finality to them that I’ve always disliked.

I don’t know how to tell my parents that I don’t want to wear the dress they’ve already bought me. It was super expensive and I’d hate to be a burden. Plus, I’d need to fit in to be camouflaged in the pictures (which I also hate because I’m camera-shy and hate having pictures of me taken).

I think that if I wasn’t aro/ace, then I’d be pansexual. I’d like to think that I’m a pretty accepting person, and I don’t shame anybody for their gender. It seems stupid. Just let people be what they want to be. If I liked someone, I wouldn’t care who or what I liked, if that makes any sense.

My (nonexistent) friends: “So are you gay or straight?”

Me an aro/ace: “…yes?”