It's Gonna Be Like When Taylor Tomlinson Has To Stop The Wedding To Chastise Her Imaginary Fianc For

It's gonna be like when Taylor Tomlinson has to stop the wedding to chastise her imaginary fiancé for not crying when he saw her walk down the aisle 😆

"You need to get your shit together. I showed up. I have a spray tan. I’m wearing flavored underwear for you. Yeah, pot roast panties, just like your mom used to make, which is weird. That’s a weird request, but I did it. We’re going to go back– Don’t look at them. Look at me. I’m your future. You focus up, buddy. Oh, don’t start crying now. It’s too late and too early. You save that up ’cause we’re going to go back out there and we’re going to get it right this time, aren’t we? Yeah, we are ’cause if you don’t… ‘Cause if you don’t… I will make your life a living hell. Do you understand me? I could bake you cookies every day, or I can make you miserable forever. I don’t give a shit either way. I just need a project, motherfucker.”

Lewie better piss his pants with excitement when mc walks back into the villa. I’m talking full-on puddle in his knickers. Like they have to pause the recoupling and everything for him to change. Otherwise I don’t want it.

You want to be a golden retriever then you gotta commit to it.

Samsies. Amelia is so fucking cringe.

MC watching Amelia with Marshall

The blorbo wasn't alone anymore 😭💖

@throughthejunobush have written fics over DMs that will never see the light of day, so I feel this in my soul.

Sometimes, a fic doesn't have to get published, it can just be a series of messages on a Discord channel, between a dedicated group of friends going "oooh, you know what else would be cool?" continuously over a period of weeks and months :)

Yasssssssss my manhandling, demanding, bitey, but respectful king.

Also, he's 100% not the least bit put off by shark week. He'd be like, "Let's take a shower together, luv... I'll towel you off and we'll have a cuddle. Of course, just a cuddle! I've got your heating pad and some Tylenol all ready for you." A long, enjoyable time later... "Well, guess we need to take another shower." Grins. "I ain't sorry."

NSFW Headcanons: Lewie

Started doing these again, lol. Not even waiting for an ask to come through for this one. Under the cut!

(This got long FAST, I have a lot of thoughts lol help)

-> Boyfriend dick. Boyfriend dick. "Big enough to make your eyes roll back, but not so big you walk funny the next day." Perfect length, perfect thickness, the perfect everyday dick.

-> He's a one-woman man. No threesomes. He wants all her attention, and he wants to give all of his to her. Might consider a MMF if that's something she really, really wants.

-> Canon number - 13. Mostly been in LTRs, there are a lot of girls trying to lock this down so you know he's doing something very right.

-> Painfully straight. This man has never had a queer thought in his life. (Such a shame).

-> "I'm cool, calm, collected. Except for on the pitch... and in the bedroom..."

-> He is demanding. Those baby blues are flashing dark as soon as he gets her alone. He wants it, and he wants it now.

-> Will strip her down and carry her across their place to bed. Might leave her heels on for special occasions.

-> Ass and thighs, ass and thighs. Sucker for an hourglass figure.

-> When he goes down, he goes down properly. He's making an absolute fucking mess of her, too, but puts a towel down, because he was with her when she picked out the linen and it was expensive.

-> Likes biting her, leaving hickeys and marks all over her, in places he knows only he will be able to see. The insides of her thighs, under her breasts, anywhere he can trace his thumb over the next day and go in for round two.

-> His girl on her knees as soon as they walk in the door? He's halfway there already. Likes her to go slow. Tease him a little. Loves to watch, but his head falls back when she hits the right pace.

-> M A N H A N D L I N G. (@sparxaf thanks for this one, I'll be thinking about it forever 🔥🔥🔥). Will toss her over his shoulder, will drag her down the bed by her legs, will throw her onto it, will fucking break it if he has to. No rolling over, he'll pick her up and flip her. It's not rough, he's taking charge.

-> One hand on the headboard, one angling her hips back so he can go deeper. Pillow under her hips. Ex girlfriends are useful- he knows all the tricks.

-> Two moods: Tender and Not tender. Tender he likes missionary because he likes to kiss her. Kissing her makes him go harder. He likes stealing the moans right out of her mouth.

-> When he's in one of his 'not tender' moods, it's not so much how, but where. He's bending her over the kitchen counter. Sitting her up on the vanity. Lifting her up and fucking her against the wall with her legs spread wide while he groans into her ear.

-> STAMINA. Midfielders run like 6km a match. You want a sprint or a marathon, babe? He can do both.

-> Canon - likes to be handcuffed, so occasionally likes it when his girl takes charge, especially if it's just to tease him and get him riled up. Will kick through a bedpost to get to her if he has to.

-> Canon - likes lotions. Massages her. Takes liberties with said massage.

-> Been in so many LTR's that he's not at all intimidated by toys or vibes. He hasn't got any of his own, but he knows how to use them, and will g l a d l y d o s o. Not intimidated by shark week

-> When he's close, he's getting vocal. Groaning. Moaning. Swearing and breathing heavily. Voice goes lower. Growls it into her ear. "I'm close."

-> Ladies first always. Holds off until just after her. Watching her get there is what gets him there. Gets off on getting her off.

-> No degrading here, and no hitting or choking. Light spanking during okay if she's been a very bad girl.

-> Finishes inside her always. Never on her, he thinks it's disrespectful. If she's into being disrespected, look elsewhere. Manhandled, yes. Disrespected, no.

-> Doesn't pull out right away. Likes to lie with her for a while, kissing her, telling her how beautiful she is and how much he loves her. Sometimes ready for round two almost straight away.

-> Shower together? Yes please. Gently kissing, holding her to him, making silly faces under the water at each other. Then back to bed for more cuddles.

-> Canon - Will make breakfast in the morning, and it's a freaking good one.

Yes. I've heard @mrsbsmooth sound just like this when talking about a certain character. Or rather, I've heard the lust in her voice via text DMs 🤣

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

No but seriously. Stop trying to make Amelia happen. She's not going to happen.

"Amelia links her arm through yours."