The First Two Things May Be A Little Targeted

The first two things may be a little targeted 👀

I wish people would stop telling me not to do things like

"Don't smoke"

"Don't climb that"

"Don't set that on fire"

"Don't put that in the microwave"

Can you just let me fuck around and FIND OUT

Goddamn

Both of them??? They're gay and in love what am I even doing here

@fabseg-creator @yeehawthethird @panwithastupidplan

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

Me and Alastor about to play rock paper scissors for Lucifers hand in marriage

@starryeyeddreamer21 it was angel coded sorry /j

So I just got Netflix back and finally watched season 4 of the Umbrella Academy and can I just say

WHAT THE FUCK

ThisisfinethisisfinethisisfineNOITSNOT

I have so many things to say about all of it but I've been scrolling through the tag and most of what I have to say is already on there but I want to add

"We were obviously meant to be together. Me with my tentacles and you the magical squid girl"

I just need everyone to realize that this is a real thing someone said and it was supposed to be taken seriously

Also is there like a specific reason she came out of a squid? I just don't really think it was necessary but alright

DICK OUT TITS OUT FIGHTING THE CIA

Anyway! You guys know those 2012 avengers fanfics? The ones where everyone is happy and also living at the tower? Yeah well that's what I've decided we're doing with the Umbrella Academy

They're actually all alive and happy and living in the academy together

Genuinely though why was Reginald Hargreeves the most likable character in this season

In conclusion: THEY'VE MASSACRED MY CHILDREN and fuck Five x Lila

I just wanted to add a conversation I had with my friend during that one flashback scene because why not

Me: Who is that?

Friend: I don't know?? She's white??

*someone says Vanya*

Friend: OHHH

Me: I got so caught up in the fact that he's a man that I forgot he used to be a little white girl

READ THIS

Seriously though I recommend it's so good

what’s good bros, I have finally completed chapter two!

it’s definitely been done but there were some edits I wanted to finish :)