Me And Alastor About To Play Rock Paper Scissors For Lucifers Hand In Marriage

Me and Alastor about to play rock paper scissors for Lucifers hand in marriage

So I just got Netflix back and finally watched season 4 of the Umbrella Academy and can I just say

WHAT THE FUCK

ThisisfinethisisfinethisisfineNOITSNOT

I have so many things to say about all of it but I've been scrolling through the tag and most of what I have to say is already on there but I want to add

"We were obviously meant to be together. Me with my tentacles and you the magical squid girl"

I just need everyone to realize that this is a real thing someone said and it was supposed to be taken seriously

Also is there like a specific reason she came out of a squid? I just don't really think it was necessary but alright

DICK OUT TITS OUT FIGHTING THE CIA

Anyway! You guys know those 2012 avengers fanfics? The ones where everyone is happy and also living at the tower? Yeah well that's what I've decided we're doing with the Umbrella Academy

They're actually all alive and happy and living in the academy together

Genuinely though why was Reginald Hargreeves the most likable character in this season

In conclusion: THEY'VE MASSACRED MY CHILDREN and fuck Five x Lila

I just wanted to add a conversation I had with my friend during that one flashback scene because why not

Me: Who is that?

Friend: I don't know?? She's white??

*someone says Vanya*

Friend: OHHH

Me: I got so caught up in the fact that he's a man that I forgot he used to be a little white girl

The first two things may be a little targeted 👀

I wish people would stop telling me not to do things like

"Don't smoke"

"Don't climb that"

"Don't set that on fire"

"Don't put that in the microwave"

Can you just let me fuck around and FIND OUT

Goddamn

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers!!!

Ummmm I've always hated these but I'll try 😭

1: I like my writing, It's not perfect but hey I'm doing it

2: I like to think I'm a good sibling

3: I'm probably the most honest person I know

4: I'm funny (?)

5: I have wonderful taste in music and this is do not take criticism on

I've seen so many short one shots of Lucifer on his period and I love them every time but I need something else

I need a fic of teenage Charlie getting her period for the first time and just going off on her parents

Lucifer cries, Lilith is trying so hard to help her, and they're both just repeating "I am so so sorry" as Charlie screams at them

They try to bribe her with her favorite things but she doesn't talk to them for a week after this

I just took the longest shower of my life

Everything is beautiful now, the air is crisp, the birds are chirping

Oh wait the birds are chirping because the sun is coming up

Anyway I feel rejuvenated and also hungry so I'm gonna make some ramen

I swear I've never felt better in my life