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Seriously though I recommend it's so good

what’s good bros, I have finally completed chapter two!

it’s definitely been done but there were some edits I wanted to finish :)

Hazbin Hotel cooking head canons

Alastor: I think we can all agree he's the best cook in the hotel. He would've learned from his mom and enjoys cooking for people because of it. The first few times he cooked for them everyone was a little weary because cannibalism but he made it "vegetarian" so don't worry. Also he hates cooking with other people that spot is reserved for his mother only and everyone learns really fast to not go into the kitchen while he's cooking.

Sir Pentious: An amazing baker but not a great cook, like he can cook and it comes out fine but he always feels like something isn't right. Loves baking with Angel and Nifty. He even tries to teach Charlie how to bake. She makes no progress but he continues to teach her until he ends up in heaven.

Charlie: An absolute disaster like holy shit. Not only will she set the kitchen on fire she will also create the most disgusting food combinations and act like they're completely normal. She's doing her best I swear. She would probably try to take cooking classes but that would just end horribly.

Vaggie: Cannot cook. Everything will come out burnt and underdone at the same time. She's convinced she's cursed.

Angel: Second best cook at the hotel. Learned from his Nona. He used to cook with Molly all the time but hasn't for a while. He just didn't have the energy to cook and it always made him miss his sister too much. Eventually he got more comfortable at the hotel and started cooking again. Now he tries to cook dinner for everyone at least once a week. Loves cooking with other people he just doesn't have the patience to teach them.

Nifty: Is actually a good cook is just terrible at plating. Her food won't look good but the taste would be worth it. There might be a crunch in something that probably shouldn't be crunchy but just try not to think about it too much.

Husk: Would live off microwavable dinners if they let him. He can't cook but he'll eat anything anyone makes him. He's even eaten Charlie's disgusting food combinations like it was nothing. Can probably figure out how to make anything in the microwave if you give him the time.

Cherri: Do NOT let this woman in the kitchen. She will blow the entire place up and then do it again the next day for fun. Has probably figured out how to make bombs out of food idk how but she would.

Lucifer: He's not a bad cook he just doesn't usually have the energy or patience to do it. He prefers to make sweet foods so he'd specialize in breakfast and dessert. He can make other food too he just doesn't as much. It's probably better for him to have supervision while he cooks though. He gets distracted or just bored really easily. He'll space out or leave the room entirely to do something else and completely forget he's cooking. Like he'd be boiling potatoes to make mashed potatoes and then leave the room to do something and get distracted until suddenly he smells burning and runs into the kitchen to find that all the waters evaporated and the potatoes are burning to the bottom of the pot and he has to start over (no this has never happened to me why would you say that). Because of this Lucifer and Angel tend to cook together because Angel prefers cooking with company and they both have a sweet tooth.

Vox: Mostly lives on cup ramen and take out. He cooked once but it was dry unseasoned chicken and was never allowed to cook again. I want to say he'd have expensive taste but he's a workaholic so leftover Chinese food for the third time this week it is. I'm serious though this man hasn't slept in four days, is on the brink of hallucinating, and is surviving off caffeine, three day old leftovers that should definitely not be eaten, and pure unfiltered spite.

Valentino: He's actually a really good cook. The thing is he can't decide if he wants people to be in the kitchen with him or not because he'll be standing at the stove and ask Vox to hand him something and then five minutes later he's yelling because Vox is in his way. It's a very stressful experience for everyone except Valentino who finds it calming.

Velvette: She's pretty average honestly. Like she can cook fine but it's nothing exciting. She loves trying new recipes she sees online but always gets pissed when it doesn't go as planned so then she orders takeout. She's really good at decorating though like she can't bake a cake but she'd decorate it beautifully so that actually works well with Valentino who can't use a piping bag for shit.

So I just got Netflix back and finally watched season 4 of the Umbrella Academy and can I just say

WHAT THE FUCK

ThisisfinethisisfinethisisfineNOITSNOT

I have so many things to say about all of it but I've been scrolling through the tag and most of what I have to say is already on there but I want to add

"We were obviously meant to be together. Me with my tentacles and you the magical squid girl"

I just need everyone to realize that this is a real thing someone said and it was supposed to be taken seriously

Also is there like a specific reason she came out of a squid? I just don't really think it was necessary but alright

DICK OUT TITS OUT FIGHTING THE CIA

Anyway! You guys know those 2012 avengers fanfics? The ones where everyone is happy and also living at the tower? Yeah well that's what I've decided we're doing with the Umbrella Academy

They're actually all alive and happy and living in the academy together

Genuinely though why was Reginald Hargreeves the most likable character in this season

In conclusion: THEY'VE MASSACRED MY CHILDREN and fuck Five x Lila

I just wanted to add a conversation I had with my friend during that one flashback scene because why not

Me: Who is that?

Friend: I don't know?? She's white??

*someone says Vanya*

Friend: OHHH

Me: I got so caught up in the fact that he's a man that I forgot he used to be a little white girl

Me and Alastor about to play rock paper scissors for Lucifers hand in marriage

4 am, tits out, making tacos

Be ungovernable

I'm a little confused and I've decided to share because what the hell

So basically I went outside today for the first time in a week. It was raining and I love being out in the rain. I usually kind of just stand there and chill but this time I started walking for some reason.

So I'm just walking down the street in the middle of the night, wearing mean girl pajama pants, a fruit punch stained tank top, and flip flops. Eventually I get annoyed at my wet flip flops and take them off so I was barefoot. My pants are a bit too long for me so the bottoms end up soaked and dragging underneath my feet. So now there's the god awful sloshing sound of my wet pants against the ground and the random jingling of my ring that was in my pocket.

I just kept walking until I ended up at the cemetery that's down the street from my house. I did a lap and then walked back home.

I did not have my phone or anything else on me. My entire family is on vacation. No one would know if I disappeared for at least a week.

I only realized how fucking weird this was when I got back home.

I'm kinda freaked out because this isn't the first time I've gone on a late night walk but it is the first time I hadn't taken any precautions like I just wasn't planning that at all and I don't know why I did it