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jungkook when he sees hair: must sniff….i have to sniff

me every time someone says anything to me

if you're having a bad day or feeling down, listen to harry saying 'everything's gonna be fine' with ocean sounds in the background. everything will be fine.

oh my god,,, you HAVE to be kidding with how ADORABLE this is!!!😆😆 uGH my heart,, this was just so cute wow

teacher’s pet xi

summary: saoirse opts to get you cocoa instead of coffee. and then some. pairing: professor!bill hader x student!reader (18+)  count: 6.3k+ (so buckle up)  warnings: teacher-student relationship, profanity, (friendly) idiot boys, drinking a/n: hader-hiatus has concluded! so please read… and please enjoy…part 11. 

parts: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - masterlist

Your muscles twitch, fingers pulling your blanket to clip at your chest. 

A faux-fire crackles on your TV, a candle is at your table-side and Saoirse skitters between couch and coffee table with a steaming mug of hot cocoa. She asks “Is hot chocolate fine? Instead of coffee?” and you nod with a tight smile. Now it’s here, and you cup your hands around its core.

It bites at your tongue, sizzles your taste-buds with a pain that’s bittersweet. 

Man, you miss the sun. 

Yet, your skin is tight and cold but your stomach burns with a bubbling swirl. A knot has settled at the top of your head, and pain pinches your temples. You sniffle but the gravelly sound agitates you more, and at a point you let everything fall into as uncomfortable of a place as it cares to.

“Hey,” Saoirse nudges you, “you have to tell me about it sometime,” she states.

She’s right, but with a click of her tongue, she leans back into the cushions and keeps quiet for now

Legs stretched out, she occupies herself by tapping the coffee table with her socked feet, feeling at the carved away wood courtesy of Pete’s picking.

Late, “I know,” you say.

Keep reading

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

by spinel

you got the best of me.

definition of cute and beautiful ;~;♥

Me taking all the resources from the village I found in Minecraft

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

Okay hOSEOK what the actual fuck?

(●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。

do you have a materialist? if so can you link it??

I do! here is my bts masterlist  and here is the masterlist for other things that I have written here 

BTS Masterlist

I’ve had a masterlist before but, I fucking suck at everything so I can’t find it, so here is a new one that I will hopefully not lose. 

also if any of these links don’t work, just send in an ask and tell me, I promise it won’t hurt my feelings

for my other fics that are not bts related pls click here

💛bangtan💛

. : reactions : . 

you’re being clingy/cuddly (hyung line) (maknae line)

they watch you do your makeup 

reaction to you having short hair

. : poly!bts : .

poly!namjin

life’s sweetest moments (ot7 x reader)

Misc. Masterlist

this is were you will find my other fanfics that are not bts related, though as you can probably see, there are very, very few as of right now lmao

my bts masterlist can be found here

. : poly! hamilsquad : . 

when she gets sleepy

. : Jim Halpert (the Office) : .

just a day in the office

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other things I will write for that are not bts:

the Beatles, Queen, the Office, Twilight, Marvel, Stranger Things. 

If you want me to write something for anything else that you have not seen on my masterlist, just shoot me an ask and if I know about the subject of your ask, I might write it. don't be afraid to send me an ask, my inbox is very empty and I am very lonely so any ask will be appreciated lmao

bts reaction to you having short hair

@legeusell asked “Hi :) Can you write scenarios where bts has girlfriends with short hair? thanks 💜”

a/n: bro this is so long overdue it’s embarrassing, so sorry about the astoundingly long wait on your request. also I used to have short hair back in the day for most all of my early childhood until late middle school, but that was a long ass time ago, so if some stuff in here sounds weird or not relatable, that is why and I'm sorry. hope everyone enjoys regardless 

warnings: swearing, this is unedited so yikes don’t kill me pls, also some how Jungkook’s got like super long so yikes, sorry about that

s e o k j i n 

Jin loves your short hair so much. He thinks it is the best thing on planet earth.

His favorite thing is when you wake up and you have really bad bed head, he just points at your messy hair and laughs his ass off. Before he could say anything more, you make sure to turn the taunting right back at him, giggling at his own hair sticking up in a million different directions.

If your hair has a similar length to his, even if it isn’t anything remotely like his, he will try his damndest to style it to look like his. Has he been successful? no. Does that stop him from trying again another day? no.

“Jin, will you fucking stop? I would like to have hair when I’m thirty thank you.”

“Y/N, light of my life, the yin to my yang, I love you so much, but stop fucking moving. Don’t you want to look like the pinnacle of beauty, the aphrodite of all the human race, the-”

“I never said that, I said that I want hair when I’m thirty, but that seems unlikely due to the force you are pulling my hair at right now.”

“Well it sounds like your fault that you hair is no match for my sheer unbridled arm strength,” he replied, his hands leaving your hair to dramatically flex his muscles.

y o o n g i

This man would not care what length your hair was at, he is indifferent to things like that. Now that doesn’t mean he thinks you look adorable with your short locks.

Yoongi will never admit this to anyone because he fears it will make him look soft. (Don’t tell him, but everyone knows this man is soft all day everyday, but he refuses to accept his softness, so keep this on the down low).

His softness especially comes out when the two of you are laying on the couch late one night, just watching movies or dramas, and you drift off to sleep with your head in his lap. He makes sure you’re asleep and his hand creeps down to you short tuffs and lazy strokes his hand through you hair, lulling you further into sleep. He’ll smile down at your sleeping form and lightly scratch your scalp, his smile will only widen when you snuggle further into his lap.

Whenever you wear a cute headband or scarf or clip in your hair, he will just admire you and stare at you with the most loving gaze you’ve ever seen.

You blush and look down at your feet, “what are you staring at, you wierdo.”

His smile widens, “just the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”

h o s e o k

He adores your short hair, he loves to play with it and he has no shame about it either, it’s like therapeutic to him.

If his day at the studio has been rough, whether it’s in the dance studio or inside Hope World, whenever he’s just feeling stressed, he looks forward to going home and relaxing with you. This relaxing involves the two of you laying in bed, your head on his chest and him stroking your hair, an activity that both calms and relaxes him immensely.

He also likes to tuck flowers behind you ear. This happens every time the two of you go out for a walk to get some fresh air. Every so often one of your dates on date night is to go for a long stroll in the park.

Hobi gets especially giddy for these walks in the sping time due to all the flowers blooming around you. He has such hard time deciphering which flower he wants to pick to place behind you ear. Does he want a flower to compliment your hair or your eyes? Does he want one that matches your outfit? The options are almost overwhelming. He just loves how cute you look with your hair tucked behind your ear and a flower placed along side it.

n a m j o o n 

Namjoon thinks your short hair is the coolest thing ever. He adores the way your short hair can make you look feminine but also, if styled correctly, make you look super punk rock.

He likes how your choice in having short hair not only makes you stand out but also challenges the status quo of long, feminine hair.

He loves when you style your locks to look fluffy and tousled, then pairing it with a cute sundress, making you look so pretty and soft. But then the next day you style your hair the exact same way, but this time you’re wearing a pair of ripped jeans and a band tee. He took one look at you and his knees went weak.

You know that phrase “the duality of man,” well that was exactly what Joon was thinking when he saw you. One day you look fluffy and soft and the next you look like you could stick it to the man, all with the cutest hair style on planet earth, at least in Namjoon’s humble opinion, which is not biased at all, why would you even assume such a thing.

j i m i n 

Jimin loves your short hair so much. He thinks it is the cutest thing ever. If you dye your hair a lot, he will one hundred percent beg you to dye your hair whatever color his hair was supporting. The idea of the two of you having matching hair sent him into a flurry of softness. Matching hair with the cutest girl in the world? yes please.

“Jagi, what color are you gonna dye your hair?” Jimin wonders as the both of you stroll though the hair dye aisles of the beauty supply store.

“Hmm, I’m not sure yet, I was thinking maybe blue or purple,” you respond. There were so many options, it was almost overwhelming. You were tired of your blue hair. Earlier in the year you had dyed it a dark blue, then a few months later you chopped off you hair to (your current hair style). Now it’s faded to a light blue and you were ready for a change of pase.

“Have you ever considered silver?” He pondered, placing and innocent facade on and looking at you with big doe eyes.

You smile and look over at your boyfriend, “but that’s your hair color.”

“Oh is it? I must have forgotten,” he smiles mischievously at you. “Now that you mention it, it would be pretty cute if you matched with me.”

You thought about it for a little bit, to hell to it, why not? It’s just hair, if you didn’t like it, you could grow it out and chop it off in a few months, or dye it another color.

“You know what? Fuck it, lets match.”

“Hell yeah! Oh I’m so excited, we’re gonna be so cute, baby!” He giggles, almost vibrating with excitement.

t a e h y u n g 

Taehyung loves you. He loves your cute short hair. He loves fashion.

Put all of these things together and you get playing dress up with Taehyung. He loved to pick out your outfits for you and styling your hair to compliment the outfit.

“Tae, you’ve already made me try on three outfits, can’t we do something else now?”

“Just one more, baby, please?” he pleaded, his big hopeful eyes contrasting the deep baritone of his voice.

You sigh in response and he takes it as a sign of reluctant compliance. You hear him rummaging around in the closet for a few moments before he emerges with a smile on his handsome face with the clothes he’s picked out hidden behind his back.

“Go change in the bathroom, I want there to be a big reveal for this one. I think this one is the best one yet.” He quickly shoves the clothes into your arms before spinning you around and walking you towards the bathroom so you could change.

The outfit he’s picked out for your is a dark red, almost maroon, turtleneck and tight black dress pants with vertical, thin white stripes on them. The turtleneck comes as no surprise, he loves the way your hair frames your face and you have to admit, this outfit looks stunning on you.

Once you emerge from the bathroom, Taehyung looks up from his phone where he is sat on the edge of the bed.

A boxy smile appears on his face as he speaks, “you look fucking stunning, my love.”

You had been contemplating cutting you hair for a while now, you just couldn’t decide how much you wanted to cut off nor could you decide on a style. You were also worried that you would regret cutting it off.

Last week you decided you would chop a good chunk of it off at cut it to about (hair length). And today was your appointment. Today was also the day that Jungkook would be coming home from bts’ world tour, he would be arriving later tonight.

Your nerves were heightened as you sat in the salon chair. Once the stylist was finished, she spun the chair around so you could face the mirror. You gasped as you saw your new hair in the mirror, you absolutely loved it! It suited you so well, you knew Jungkook was gonna flip.

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Later that night you were in the kitchen cleaning up some old dishes while you waited for Jungkook to come home.

You heard the sound of the front door swing open and immediately after Jungkook calls out in a sing-song voice, “Honey. I’m home!”

You turn away from the sink just in time to see him rushing into the kitchen before abruptly stopping several feet away from you. His mouth was agape slightly as he took in your new hairdo.

You blushed and looked away from his intense stare mutter out, “say something, please.”

His mouth closes quickly and he straightens up and rushes over to you cupping your face in his hands and tilting your head so the two of you made eye contact, a huge smile on his face. “You look so cute, baby girl! I love this new hair, you’re glowing! I thought you couldn’t get any more beautiful, but look at you now!”

As his little fangirl moment comes to an end, he wraps you up in a suffocating hug. You smile and giggle and you snuggle closer to his chest.

hobi x boy with luv stages

is he ok?

Bonus:

190616 -when everything changed

THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE... THIS MAN BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL!!! 😳