When The Batkids Get Annoyed At Bruce They Call Him Miss Hannigan

When the batkids get annoyed at Bruce they call him “Miss Hannigan”

Lois is gonna be so mad when she finds out Jimmy’s alien conspiracy theory was right

Superman: I’m an alien

Lois: motherFUCKER

Meanwhile Jimmy is like

The first time Kon spends the night at Ma and Pa Kent’s

High quality meme I made for a titans tower attack AU

I 100% subscribe to the idea that Tim and Damian are both autistic, just in the opposite direction which causes friction between them

They’re autistic in the way that pisses the other off

Tim messy room from executive dysfunction VS Damian neat room from need for order/cleanliness

Tim likes bland simple foods (to avoid being overwhelmed) VS Damian who needs lots of flavor or else feels like he’s eating cardboard (because he needs stimulation)

Tim is very sarcastic VS Damian who often doesn’t pick up on it and it flies over his head

Tim has never not masked a day in his life (which leads to his perpetual exhaustion) VS Damian who has very flat tone and facial expressions

Tim needs background noise to help him focus (music, rain, etc) VS Damian who needs complete silence to focus

Tim paces as a stim VS Damian who gets agitated by the distracting movements

Tim avoids animals because he can’t stand having drool/fur on him or his clothes VS Damian who adores animals and finds their presence comforting

They do have some similarities though

Both have special interests (although in different subjects)

Both are very particular about textures with clothing and bedsheets/blankets

Both favor dim lighting due to sensory issues

Both need alone time

Both hate other people being in their private space

Both touch starved and touch averse at the same time (and being very particular about what kind of touch is good vs bad, and what circumstances touch is allowed in, etc)

Both have Bruce as a father who is also autistic, and because of that diagnosis is delayed because they compare their “normalness” to him and other family members (who are also ND in someway)

Both can struggle to tell whether someone is joking/teasing or serious which leads to a lot of miscommunication between them (and the multiple past murder attempts do NOT help)

They do love and care about each other (though they will never admit it), but can only enjoy spending time together in small doses since a lot of their autistic traits are incompatible with the other’s. But they can also bond over their autism which is cute <3

Batfam Pokemon Teams

Bruce, Alfred, Dick, Babs, Jason, Tim, Steph, Cass, Damian, & Duke

[Alfred: Inteleon, Indeedee, Vivillon, Polteageist, Micinno, Alcremie]

Inteleon is from Alfred’s days as a spy for British (or Galarian) intelligence

Now Inteleon follows around Bruce and the kids to make sure they don’t get themselves killed. Literal spy work was less stressful rip Inteleon

Alfred caught a Vivillon during his time in France (or Kalos) and now it helps him garden

As a butler, Alfred has many pokemon that help him around the house

Indeedee for general duties, Micinno for cleaning/dusting, Polteageist for serving tea, and Alcremie for baking

These pokemon regularly get distracted from their jobs by the kids’ shenanigans (and yes kids includes Bruce because he is Alfred’s man child)