So I Was Looking At The Mario Chart And I Wanted To Figure Out Everyone's Height. So I Use The Official

So I was looking at the Mario chart and I wanted to figure out everyone's height. So I use the official height of Jumpman himself of 5'1 or 154.94 cm. Considering that it takes six notches on the board to get to Mario's height I divided 154.94 cm by 6 giving me that each notch is about 25.823 repeating. The first character I calculated the height of was Luigi, he is about half a notch taller than Mario so I took my to 25.823 and divided it by 2. Then added that to Mario's height giving me a height of 167.8516 repeating. Or about 5'6. 

The character that I calculated for was Bowser. The tricky thing about Bowser though is that his shell is slightly higher than his actual head so I did two measurements for him. Going up to his shell because it is twice the height of Mario and a lot easier to calculate, he is 309.88 cm or a bit taller than 10'1. However, that height includes his shell, not the top of his head. The top of his head is about a notch and a half shorter than his shell so I calculated for this, about 271.145 cm or about 8'10. Which is interesting because there's a man in the Guinness world record book named Sultan Kösen who is 251 cm or about 8'2. 

The next character I calculate for is rather easy as well, Peach. Not including the crown, she's an entire notch taller. This makes her about 180.763 repeating cm or about 5'9, with the crown though she is about 189.37111107 cm for about 6'1. By the way the crown is about 1/3 of a notch.

The next character on The chopping block is now toad. He stands about 4⅓ notches tall, meaning I can multiply 4⅓ by the height of each notch. Which gives me about 111.901 repeating cm or about 3'8.

This one that I'm going to cover is Kamek. He is another tricky to calculate character because of his hat. The first thing I'm going to go over is his hat included height, which is 129.116 repeating cm or around 4'2. Now this is where we get into a bit of assumptions since we have no models of his hat actually being off but I would assume that he's about four notches high because that's where his hat begins to actually taper into a triangle shape and it's also where you can see the most wrinkles in the hats material. If that is his actual height, then he is about 103.293 repeating cm or just about 3'3.

I didn't bother to calculate the heights for the other two cuz not only are both of them very similar in height but their background characters are not really main characters. I don't think anyone's going to be really shocked if I say that's like 5 ft whatever. If you're curious though you can use the measurements that I used, it's very simple I use desmos.

The thing that I'm still thinking about is Bowser and if his height actually affects him in a physical way because I'm thinking of like the health problems I've very tall athletes usually have. Or if you can think of the episode from the film theorist where they were looking about ant-man's ability to change his height and how that affect him on a physical scale I wonder if the same can be applied to Bowser. Though I don't know he is a fire breathing dragon so I don't know if real world physics would affect him at all. And hell now that I'm thinking about it I might post this on the game theorist subreddit or send this to Matt Pat on Twitter I don't know yet.

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Chapter 2 of Hotel Fears is out. I got to be honest some of the scenes I really worked hard to make decent but I feel like I either rushed it or the wording makes it seem weird I just hope whoever reads it likes it.

I think it's because I put this arbitrary idea that I should have each chapter be at least 900 words. I do that for all of my work. So instead of stopping at the point I probably would have been best for the chapter only at 400 words I tried to stretch it out a little bit more to make it to 900.

Bowser just introduce a new right hand man. A man named Luigi, a former hostage. The man seems to be nervous and isn't really the best at his duties. But soon he should settle into his new position. Maybe, in more ways than one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I couldn't find a good ref for his movie throne so I used this one I found on google, label "GameCube - Mario Party 4 - Bowser Throne - The Models Resource".

Yeah plus it kind of makes sense that she'd be better at doing things than Mario and Luigi counting on the whole fact that they literally just got there she'd know more about her place of origin than any of them and her actually teaching Mario how to get around and fight in this new world he's been placed into is actually a really cool concept for the relationship instead of it just being him saving her dental in distress style. Plus I think the whole thing about Luigi being in the damsel in distress position is that a kind of fits his personality of being cowardice Plus like op said the more of a reason for Mario to actually try and help instead of just saving some random woman. Honestly I love the trailer if I had to say one bad thing it's the obvious: crisp rat. But other than that I'm actually really excited for this and I've even set up a plan for me in a couple of my friends go watch the movie and maybe even cosplay.

Discourse on Twitter over Princess Peach’s being a GirlBoss or portrayed as capable in the trailers while Mario is a fish-out-of-water and Luigi is the damsel-in-distress was not the reaction I thought we’d be getting…..”Peach Skywalker” I’m not even a Star Wars fan and I already know what this means. I can already feel the “Mary Sue” discourse coming, I figured people would be ecstatic over the inversion of Mario wanting to save his blood brother over some random princess and a female character being her own protector of her kingdom rather than needing to be saved by some guy and play the role of a trophy female character….

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Here's some wip for a upcoming bowuigi art that I am drawing. I wasn't going to post this until the drawing was actually finished but oh my God look at him he is so adorable I didn't mean to but it came out so cute also I wanted to make him look plus size cuz a lot of people want to draw him like a skrunkly man and though yes he is taller and slightly skinnier than Mario he's still plus size and I want that rep for our King!! And before anyone says anything no this is not me shaming any other artist you can picture him however you want I just wanted to go with a little bit more of a plus size because I felt like it because I can.