You Have To Understand; Complaining Wont Get You Anywhere But To Misery. THE PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION,

you have to understand; complaining won’t get you anywhere but to misery. THE PROBLEM HAS A SOLUTION, and you have the power to connect to that solution. make that happen! go, tiger.

i believe in you

if everyone were like my imaginary friends,

the world would be so much happier, you know?

-8 y.o me

all rights deserves to @superstarhodaya

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

great question, but will it be fun if we tell you? probably not. if you’re asking yourself if they gonna hurt us, it is a solid ‘no’, most unlikely. the majority of the crabs are, it may shock you, good in their nature. committing crimes is just not their thing. but if you’re in the search for a loyal companion, and you’re NOT gonna make a dinner out of their lovely hands; sure, they’ll be jolly to have you around.

let them know, mate!

loving yourself means not judging yourself whenever you feel like you should

3 is crazy accurate like wtf

PAC: What Career Is Meant For You ? 💼

Hello, my Alchemist Babes 🤎 This pick a card reading has been highly requested and I’m actually excited to do this one. I know how it feels to feel stuck and unable to know what direction to go career-wise. So I hope this pick a card gives you guys guidance, hope and clarity. Once again, I am an experienced intuitive tarot reader that provides the upmost guidance to those who need it. I don’t sugarcoat and with my Mercury in Aries, I am very direct and straightforward. I am NOT responsible for any actions you take from my readings whether they are pick a card readings or personal readings. You have free will and are accountable for your own decisions/actions.

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How to pick a card: Close your eyes and take 3 deep breaths. Whenever you are ready, open your eyes and pick the image that you are more drawn to. If you are drawn to more than one, feel free to read those piles and use discernment on what parts of the reading you resonate with.

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PILE 1 :

Cards Pulled: The tower, nine of wands, queen of wands, two of cups, the moon, the magician.

💼: Pile 1, some of you are someone who motivates and guides people to make better decision in their lives. Someone who helps people navigate the world and themselves. I’m definitely seeing some coaches, counselors, therapists and mentors in this pile. You guys have the ability to help people find conflict resolutions and with your empathetic and loving energy, I can see that you enjoy helping others reach their full potential. You help people solve life problems and a lot of people look up to you and value your advice. I’m seeing some relationship therapists in here specifically also. Some of you are great when it comes to giving love advice and teaching others how to have healthy boundaries and connections with others. For some of you, you are meant for social marketing or being a publicist. So being a social media manager or someone who helps people build a positive online presence for their brand. You know how to navigate the social media world and to help people repair their image especially if they have gotten a bad reputation. You guys are just so persuasive and know how to manipulate your surroundings and other’s opinions. So of course being a publicist will definitely fit your description. People will love to hire you to save their a$$ when they are getting shamed or ridiculed online. You guys can definitely help a brand gain more exposure and bring in more $$$ in the process. I’m seeing also that some of you can be online salesmen or have a online business. You guys may have great communication skills and very tech savvy so being behind the screen may be in your best interest. You also may have good competitive energy so you know how to navigate and push your business/sales to victory over your competitors. Some of you are not very direct people so you prefer to work behind the scenes anyways. I’m also seeing a handful of you , will do great in a military job something that requires discipline and to help defend the country or world. You guys are great leaders and you work great at jobs that involve high emotional pressure. If anything, it pushes and motivates you more. You love that drive and adrenaline.

Signs: 222, stars, four leaf clovers, lightning, wind chimes, bowl, Gemini, 3rd house placements.

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PILE 2 :

Cards Pulled: Four of cups, six of cups, three of cups, the star, the devil, justice.

💼 : Pile 2, some of you are my legal advisors/assistants, lawyers. I’m definitely seeing a lot of law and order vibes in this group for some of you. You guys are quite fair and balanced and know how to make decisions that are unbiased. You know how to fight for justice on people’s behalf especially if you know they truly deserve it. I’m seeing that you guys are huge advocates for social issues that you guys deem to be unfair. You love to help others who can’t fight for themselves. You guys are the types to want to bring change to the world. You guys are very persuasive and know how to negotiate with others. Heck, maybe I need to hire one of you incase I have any legal issues lol. I’m seeing here that some of you will do great in a social worker position as well. Especially those who work with children. A lot of you may have experienced alot of neglect or have been through the foster care system, so you know what it’s like to be a child in that situation and you know how much you needed someone to advocate for you. To be honest, I was one of those kids. You guys love kids so honestly you would love to protect children and families. I definitely see that you guys will make sure that no matter what , the kids are safe and loved. Some of you, I see being a detective could be good for you. You guys just know how to dive deep into things and finding out the truth. You guys love mystery and you have a knack of going beneath the surface to gain clues, insights and the facts. You guys definitely know how to investigate and nothing can really get past you guys. You guys have a b.s. detector , you guys can call out when someone is not being truthful or being fake. You guys are not gullible people and don’t fall for just anything.. you just have to gather the facts and dive deeper. I see some personal assistants in this pile , you guys know how to keep others organized and help others find balance in their lives. You love helping others and you guys are very responsible and detail-oriented. Definitely getting some virgo vibes in here lol. Very perfectionist but know how to get the job done. You just seem to know how to get peoples ish together. And lastly, I see cyber security for some of you. There are some tech savvy people in here that knows all about computers and IT. You know how to either hack softwares or protect private information.

Signs: Virgo placements, purse, pig, grapes, 454, grapes, tower, heart, brown bear.

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PILE 3 :

Cards Pulled: Page of cups, two of coins, ten of cups, the chariot, the fool, judgement.

💼: Pile 3’s, this is my more creative pile. You guys are my artists, singers, poets, content creators. You guys are just very creative and will do well in careers that lets you explore your creativity. You guys are my jack of all trades , master to none . You just know how to do a lot and your creative sense is magnificent. You guys know how to make things feel, sound, look, and taste beautiful. Some of you guys were born to be an entertainer/performer. You just have such a beautiful presence that everyone should experience. A lot of you guys are meant to have fame or be in the public eye. You guys are meant to be known for your talents. I’m seeing some social media influencers in this pile as well. You guys just know how to influence a mass amount of people and create a tribe. People care about your opinions and your personality. People tend to look up to you for the latest trends, or just to hear what you have to say. If you were to start a business, it’s very likely that people will support just because who you are. Your face is your brand. Im seeing alot of networking vibes here. You guys know how to build contacts with others and collaborate. This will get you pretty far. A lot of you in this pile was born to shine , you may have Leo placements or perhaps 5th house placements or a stellium but you guys were born extremely gifted. You just know how to make things beautiful. Venus can be dominate in your chart. You may have Taurus or Libra placements. Maybe even cancer placements as well. I see social media managers here as well , especially for those who like to help others gain exposure. Some of you guys love aesthetics so you definitely know how to showcase brands in a beautiful way. I also see some software developers or website/graphic designers in this pile. You guys are the ones people come to ; to make their visions come to life. Those who chose this pile, just follow your heart and allow your passions and creativity to flow. Put those talents to use and just watch how far they’ll take you.

Signs: Libra, Taurus, Leo, Cancer placements, heart, handshake, ears ringing, trees, harp, 222.

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PILE 4 :

Cards Pulled: King of swords, king of cups, queen of swords, death, two of cups, the hermit.

💼: Pile 4’s, I see careers for you that involve’s other people’s resources. You guys will do well with careers that involve helping other’s file their taxes or help other’s manage their finances. So definitely financial managers, accountants, financial advisors. You guys sure know how to keep track of other people’s money. You guys have great management skills and you know how to help people balance their financial responsibilities. You guys are great with data so I can see a career even in being a data analyst. You guys know how to organize and collect data. People can count on you to make sure that things are in order. Some of you may even have a career as an insurance broker. I’m just seeing that you guys are well specialized in terms of money. You know how to keep track of it and you know how to help people use it lol. For a select few of you , some other careers I got from this pile was definitely healers, surgeons and doctors. You guys love to take care of people and make sure they are in the best of health. You may love biology or anatomy and you could be quite interested in the human body and how to help fix things or people. You guys love to heal others and make sure that people are at their best optimal health. People can definitely depend on you and trust you with their life in your hands. You guys are very caring and love to be of service to people. If not a doctor, I see nurses here. You guys have a knack of nursing people back to health and it makes you feel good. You want to see people be healthy and strive so you make it your responsibility to make sure that you do everything that you can to save lives and improve lives. I also see some psychiatrists , and mental health therapists in here. This could be inspired due to personal experiences whether you or someone close to you. You guys just seem to be very interested in human behaviors and their minds. Trigger warning. I’m not trying to bring up feelings of grief. But I know how strong you guys are. For those who went through traumatic experiences, and I think it’s wonderful that you want to help others overcome that and help give them purpose and hope. I’m one of those people and though I’m working on it, I tend to uplift and help others as well; that may be going through the same. But for those who haven’t gone through it and just want to help in regards to that , I still salute you because you care and you want to help. And that’s all that matters. Those in this pile, may have a lot of 8th house placements or a 8th house stellium. Maybe even some 12th house placements as well.

Signs: mental health, Scorpio, 888, flute, ladder, crown, kite.

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PILE 5 :

Cards Pulled: Five of cups, nine of cups, the hermit, the wheel of fortune, four of coins, queen of cups.

💼: Pile 5’s, I’m seeing for some of you , you will be great at investing. I definitely see business investors or possibly those who invest in real estate or cryptocurrency. This pile reminds me of Shark Tank. You guys possibly would do great in investing into start up companies and make profits off of that or just simply putting your money in different investments so that your money can double, triple, and continue to grow. You guys most likely save your money , just so that you can continue to invest and flip your money. You guys are definitely some risk takers and are not afraid to take any losses. You know what this direction can take and you guys are willing to take those chances. Some of you, just don’t see yourself sitting behind a desk or actively having to do labor . You may just want to sit anywhere you want with your computer and laptop and invest. You guys will do great with remote jobs , if you do decide to actually do some type of labor. Those remote jobs will allow you to work anywhere in the world and provide you a sense of freedom which you guys definitely want to have. I’m seeing here that you guys honestly want careers where you can decide your own schedule , and you can do your own thing. To be honest, pile 5 .. you have free will ; whatever you want in a career , you will get it. You guys are definitely my entrepreneurs or definitely like to work alone. I see that you guys work best alone and don’t really care to work with a group. You just like to have things done , your way and on your time. You guys want a career where you are able to get paid on your own time , you get to do whatever you want , whether you want to take a break , or maybe 50 breaks lol. You guys are just meant to be in business for yourself .

Signs: 555, dolphins, rain, wooden doors, cane, 68, bridge.

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