Characters I Headcanon As Non-binary And/or Doesn't Care About Gender, Because Projecting Is My Thing,

Characters I headcanon as non-binary and/or doesn't care about gender, because projecting is my thing, and also 🐛vibes🐛:

Charlie, Dead Poets Society

Inigo, Princess Bride

The Stranger, Rings of Power

Arthur, Inception

Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter

Mary, Pride and Prejudice

Hareton, Wuthering Heights

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

Shi Qingxuan, Heaven Official's Blessing

Xiao Xingchen, The Untamed

Haru, Extraordinary You

Spirou, Spirou et Fantasio

The Protagonist, Tenet

Dr. Crane, Batman Begins

The Prince, Bullet Train

Kaneki, Tokyo Ghoul Re

Tintin, Tintin

Ultron, Age of Ultron

No Face, Spirited Away

Stick, Dead Poets Society

(Do these make sense? I don't care. They get they/them-ed /j)

Cannot get over how Gibson from Dunkirk (2017) is just so kind. I don't know if it's the right word, but motherfucker really went out of his way more than once to help others, in a way we don't see anyone else do. And maybe it's because of his guilt or whatever, but he's constantly helping Tommy -helping him hide, opening the ship's door, throwing him a rope to stay afloat- even when others aren't doing it, are saving their own skin first -which is understandable, the movie repeatedly shows us the importance of survival and how saving oneself is so crucial-. So you see men on boats shouting to be taken home, you hear people trapped in a sinking ship begging to get out, and yet even when he's in danger himself -Gibson is still trying to help. I don't even know what I'm trying to argue here, but Gibson makes me so fucking sad, and his attempts at surviving, while also taking care of others, is so... yeah.

Bullet Train characters as D&D classes and alignements because I am bored and still brainrotting (idk how many d&d and bullet train tumblr fans there are but uh yeah):

Tangerine: lawful neutral, ranger

Lemon: neutral, paladin

Ladybug: chaotic good, bard

Wolf: chaotic neutral, fighter

The Elder: lawful good, cleric

The Father: neutral good, wizard

The Prince: lawful evil, rogue

The White Death: neutral evil, sorcerer

The Hornet: chaotic evil, warlock

Dead Poets Society and cars because I have to take a driving lesson again soon and it's stressing me out:

Neil: he can drive. His dad refuses to let him drive his car, but he does have his licence. Usually only uses it when with the other guys, considering Knox does have a car but everyone prefers Neil's driving. He puts on the radio or random music whenever he can, refuses to have anyone but Todd sitting next to him, starts losing focus mid-song and has to have someone remind him that he's going above speed limits.

Charlie: doesn't have a licence, god forbid he ever does. Tried getting it a few times, kept taking wrong turns and going too fast. Plays music super loudly or shouts lyrics when in a car. Takes the front seat whenever he can, enjoys putting his legs on the board while Cameron explains why that could be fatal for him if they got in an accident (usually responds along the line of "shut up cameron").

Knox: can drive and has a car, but guy is super slow. Won't go above 20 km/h if he can. Super cautious except for that one time he tried to go fast and got a tree branch stuck in his windshield.

Meeks: had his driving licence in one go, didn't make any mistake ever. Only reason Neil drives instead of him is that Meeks usually gets bored of driving pretty quickly or takes breaks every half hour. He also puts the radio on but no music because otherwise he completely loses focus. He knows how to repair a car.

Pitts: never got around passing the exam, knows the theory. Drove his grandpa's car a few times. He usually just likes being in the backseat, reading the maps and shouting directions, or stealing all the snacks.

Cameron: didn't get his license. Won't say why (he accidentally messed up while starting the car once and almost got him and the instructor killed). Feels very much entitled to criticizing others' driving. Usually shouts when they go above speed limits. In charge of the directions with Pitts, except that he gives very unclear instructions ("turn to a 57° angle in 189 hectometers").

Todd: has a driving license, hasn't told a soul. Knows he'd be the assigned driver for parties otherwise. Only drives with his brother, and they usually speak instead of listening to music. He falls asleep in a matter of seconds once in a car, and he gets a seat by the window whenever he can.

Chris: got her driving license as soon as she could, takes care of her car whenever she can. Will never be seen lending her car to anyone -not even her family is allowed to drive it-. Always has plaids in her truck and finds good luck charms to hang to the mirror. Never had any accidents except for that one time she almost ran over a dude (but he was annoying so it's not that bad). Gets out of her car to pet cats when they cross the road.

Mr. Keating: refuses to drive a car. Yes, he does have one. No, he will not use it if he's able not to. He will bike, take the train, walk, jog, power walk, rather than take the car. He lends it to the Poets every once in a while, and Charlie has a copy of his keys.

Stick: I really like Stick so they're an anxious driver like me. Apologizes abundantly when the car breaks even if it isn't their fault, waves when someone lets them go ahead first. Paranoid about going above speed limits or missing a sign. Isn't planning on owning a car but does like driving every once in a while.

Liam: *gets into the tiniest of troubles*

Theo: *dragging him out* look i'm not gonna die for you *shields him with his body* i hate you by the way *almost dies for him* go fuck yourself *gives him heart eyes*

Liam: ???

Text Messages: Dunkirk Edition

Shivering Soldier

Mr. Dawson

Peter

George

Collins

Farrier

Alex

Tommy

Gibson

Commander Bolton

Colonel Winnant