Characters I Headcanon As Non-binary And/or Doesn't Care About Gender, Because Projecting Is My Thing,

Characters I headcanon as non-binary and/or doesn't care about gender, because projecting is my thing, and also 🐛vibes🐛:

Charlie, Dead Poets Society

Inigo, Princess Bride

The Stranger, Rings of Power

Arthur, Inception

Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter

Mary, Pride and Prejudice

Hareton, Wuthering Heights

Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

Shi Qingxuan, Heaven Official's Blessing

Xiao Xingchen, The Untamed

Haru, Extraordinary You

Spirou, Spirou et Fantasio

The Protagonist, Tenet

Dr. Crane, Batman Begins

The Prince, Bullet Train

Kaneki, Tokyo Ghoul Re

Tintin, Tintin

Ultron, Age of Ultron

No Face, Spirited Away

Stick, Dead Poets Society

(Do these make sense? I don't care. They get they/them-ed /j)

DPS headcanon:

Todd swears the most out of all the poets. Not out of anger, or passion, or frustration, just like… that’s his vocabulary. Jeff (who Todd looked up to his whole life) swore like a pirate so now it’s just normal to Todd. And everyone else finds it hilarious.

At first when he didn’t know any of the boys well except Neil, he tried to keep it clean but every so often Charlie would pull some nonsense and Todd would mutter a very quiet “Jesus fucking christ” for only him (and sometimes Neil) to hear

And then when he got comfortable around the poets it became completely accepted.

Todd: accidentally drops his books everywhere

Todd: fuckshitomigodshitshitshit

Things I thought were beautiful/attractive/charming/pretty/whatever in the Bullet Train movie and no I will not explain (CONTAINS SPOILERS SO BEWARE *-*):

-tangerine.

-lemon's hands when he takes his sticker page out and takes the thomas sticker

-the prince a few seconds before getting smashed like a piñata, holding a weapon

-ladybug getting his hair in a ponytail

-the song 'toilet talk'

-tangerine's hands

-tangerine getting out of the train with his cigarette

-the tall person going in the train while lemon is waiting outside, at one of the first stop

-"how much for the bottle of water, love?"

-the waitress is just adorable

-kimura cutting a piece of tape with his teeth

-the hornet taking off the momomon mask

-tangerine breaking a window

-the elder's wife.

-the whole rolling the gun against sleeve thing

-the lighting in this movie

-the lady waiting to go to the toilet that swears at ladybug

-the wolf cleaning his shoes

-the murderous nurse

-the hornet flipping the syringe

Me after remembering that Dunkirk was made in 2017 and there are barely any chances I will ever see Aneurin Barnard talk about it in an interview again even if he was one of the main characters and only got to speak for max 10 minutes about it:

(not my gif, i can't find who did it so if you know who's it is please do tell)

I felt that review on so many levels, the accuracy of it all 😔😔😔😔😔

stuff i liked about bullet train (2022)

a semi-exhaustive list of my thoughts when watching the movie in the theater and proceeding to freak out about it for more than a week straight

spoilers under the cut!

staying alive in multiple languages really scratches the itch in my brain

its so funky i cant stop thinking about it

THE TITLE CARD WAS SO PRETTY

AND THE CHARACTER INTRODUCTION SCREENCAPS WERE BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKED JUST LIKE A GAME

idk why but brad pitt actually looks like a ladybug in the movie

i cant place it but its just there in my mind

Bucket Hat Brad TM

the glasses were so cute

THE CITY WAS SO GOOD DAMN

THE NEON LIGHTS REFLECTING OFF THE RAIN PUDDLES WAS SO– *SCREAMS*

the truck that almost ran over ladybug in the first part was the same truck that lemon hit the prince with

from the moment i saw tangerine i knew everyone would be thirsting over him

i was right

BUT WHY DID HE LOOK LIKE A MONKEY WITH THAT BEARD THAT BOTHERS ME TO THIS DAY

the entire "17 kills" montage was so funky and fun i enjoyed every single second of it

@fatconut said they looked like a couple of youtubers streaming in this gif and i can't get it out of my head this is your fault

i saw on imdb beforehand that logan lerman was there and I MISSED THE FACT THAT LEMON PUT A PERCY STICKER ON HIS FOREHEAD

THAT WAS SO FUNNY

BUT AS A PJO FAN I WAS MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT NOTICING IT AGH

lemon constantly infodumping and ranting about thomas the tank engine was something i related to on a spiritual level

that man is REALLY OBSESSED and i am here for it.

WHY IS THE PRINCE SO PRETTY LIKE I WAS SCREAMING AT HOW GOOD LOOKING SHE WAS

the schoolgirl outfit threw me off but she's committed to the aesthetic and i applaud her for that

the entire white death scene with him doing the revolver thing was so damn cool like oh my god

paired with the slo mo

im screaming

SO

CHANNING TATUM WAS RIGHT

ATJ LOOKED SO SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE

like the scene where he gets off the train to confront the gang members as proof

and the camera was slowly spinning around

AND THE SLO MO??

i'm aroace but DAMN HE LOOKS SO FINE

it's so bonkers that everyone

and i mean EVERYONE

on the train is so good looking

like the wolf??? his outfit is so well planned

he has such a good sense of fashion

AND THE SCENE WHERE LADYBUG USES THE BRIEFCASE TO DEFLECT HIS ATTACKS

THE CHOREOGRAPHY WAS SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE IT REALLY BLEW ME AWAY

on another hand, ladybug leaves a trail of dead bodies in his wake

and they were all mostly unintentional this is so funny to me

like imagine him going for a nice retreat in like hawaii or somewhere

and someone rats him out and it turns out to be one of the wolf's gang members or something

and then a coconut or pineapple just falls from above them and. clunks the bad guy in the head

it's not even intentional lmao

ladybug just wants to enjoy his life

he's so pissed over carver's stomach thing

let this man rest

tangerine definitely has anger issues

when ladybug kicked him off the train

"that door is closing" THE PUN

he's so committed and so pissed off at bucket hat brad

he literally screamed when he chased the train

AND THAT MAN HAD THE BALLS TO JUMP ON IT

no you don't understand he keeps surprising me every single time

my dad was sitting beside me in the cinema and he audibly exclaimed when tangerine cracked the window in like only 4 punches

that man is STRONG strong

THE FIJI WATER BOTTLE LMAO

WHEN LEMON WAS INTERROGATING THE PRINCE HE KEPT DRINKING THE SPIKED WATER

I WAS INTERNALLY YELLING FOR HIM TO STOP

the ladybug fight with the hornet was so fun

and it was kind of ridiculous how she died

but ladybug literally said "i got infected so you have to be infected too"

"i'm mansplaining again, sorry"

he knows his mistakes

ALSO. THE CINEMATOGRAPHY WAS SUPER CREATIVE HERE

LIKE

OKAY

THEY'RE NOT REVOLUTIONARY BUT ITS RARE TO SEE SOMETHING THAT FUN THESE DAYS

it's so funny to me how the elder uses his cane to pick up the briefcase and hand it to ladybug

either his knees and back are too weak since he's old (but he literally fought the white death with a sword so that's an unlikely reason)

or he's just into the wise old man aesthetic

i don't know

when the white death and his henchmen were waiting for the train at kyoto

the scene was so ominous oh my god

the fog

the music

the slow panning

it's such a strong contrast from the other stations

like the other stations were a bit plain and busy like a normal japanese subway

but the one in kyoto was entirely filled with fog and mist and you can't really see the ground and the land behind the white death

it was crazy

• RYAN REYNOLDS

all the plot points slot together so well

agatha christie would've loved this

the white death's wife was fridged in the most insane way possible

and her husband is super delusional

like dude

your wife died because of ryan reynolds and now you've hired multiple assassins to kill each other on a fast-moving bullet train

hollywood should really hire him to write their movies

this guy has some really good ideas

there's a snake in the toilet

THE FINAL FIGHT WAS SO INSANE

THE ELDER'S SWORD WAS SO SHARP IT LITERALLY CUT THROUGH THE SEATS AUGHDJGH

HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO BLASTING THROUGH THE CINEMA SPEAKERS AT FULL VOLUME REALLY SOLD IT

IT WAS SO GOOD I REALLY WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN

I WAS SUPER HYPED

AND THE PART WHERE THE TRAIN HURTLES OUT OF CONTROL AND EVERYTHING WAS FLYING

YOU CAN TELL THEY SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH THE CGI BECAUSE IT LOOKED SO GOOD

I WAS SUPER IMPRESSED BY THE FIGHT SCENES DAMN

unfortunately they've caused thousand of dollars yen in property damage

like honestly

who would pay for all this

(the elder, probably)

and then the white death was giving his entire speech

with the prince's gun

and i was like

OHOHOHO GO FASTER

TRY TO SHOOT LADYBUG

I DARE YOU

it was so satisfying when it backfired because he deserves it

BUT A CHUNK OF HIS HEAD LITERALLY GOT BLOWN OFF AND I WAS LIKE WOAH

THE LEMON/TANGERINGE REVENGE SCENE WAS SO SYMBOLIC BUT AT THE SAME TIME SO FUNNY

LIKE IMAGINE RUNNING OVER A GIRL WITH A MACHINE GUN WITH AN ORANGE TRUCK

Conclusion: i love this movie way too much and i don't plan on stopping soon

It would've been fun if Voldemort just gave random attributes to Harry

Like sure being able to talk to snakes is cool, but what if like, Harry had an incredibly good knowledge of socks' ironing in the late 19th century just bc Voldemort studied it

What if he sucked at one specific spell (couldn't figure out how to magically flip pancakes for the life of him) just bc Voldemort was super bad at it