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Pietro and Peter Fans realizing that they have more in common now since marvel also fucked up Peter
Pietro and Peter Fans rn
I don’t approve of wrecking homes but for this situation it’s warranted. (She groomed him)
also just aaron taylor johnson with silver hair in aou *chef’s kiss* but on the real, please someone be the homewrecker to atj’s marriage. this man would go so far if he wasn’t married to her ngl.
I just finished rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron and I gotta say, I really hope that Pietro (the MCU version played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson) comes back in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness or something.
There’s a lot of potential to be explored with his character and I for one would like to see more.
Wanda is amazingggg!!!!
Tradition: yes I made this 😉
this is the funniest thing skfjskf
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Exactly! like, he didn't even try that hard.
Like Tony and Rhodey, they even used the iron man and war machine hand of their suits but Steve? nah, he just tried once and was like nope.
Imagine if he'd believe in himself, he would have lifted it.
this is the funniest thing skfjskf
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who remembers this one
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Ultron is my favorite villain.
Not because he was good, he sucked, the movie sucked, everything sucked, but his MOTIVATION
mans spent 2 minutes on the internet and decided humanity needed to go and i couldn’t agree more
Thundershield in Age of Ultron
if there's a kind soul out there who reads this and is in wholehearted agreement that thor looked so fucking AMAZING in his tailored maroon coat in the AOS party scene, then please please please take this prompt and write a smutty long-ish one-shot fic with him and steve because ugh my hot and cocky bbs scruffy face when he saw that steve was slightly able to move mjolnir and thor decides to set things right by showing steve EXACTLY how to wield his "hammer" right in private. bonus points if that fabulous coat of his is prominently mentioned. thank you thank you thank you omfg i will follow you on tumblr and love you for the rest of my life if you make that thundershield/hammershield fanfic! XD <3
Ain't no party like an Avengers party...
From Group Hug to After Party...
"This trailer, I like it! ANOTHER!" #thor #thorodinson #avengers #theavengers #ageofultron #marvelstudios #marvelcinematicuniverse
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
oh no now you HAVE to do thorki since thor went on SNL and gave that AMAZING shoutout to loki! _
ABSOLUTELY ANON!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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Does grand romantic gestures
As evidenced by Thor’s rather unorthodox (read: hella turnt up) display on live TV, grand romantic gestures are his forte. However, Loki rarely finds Thor’s romantic antics to be amusing. Secretly, it endears him but most of the time it’s quite frankly embarassing and Loki wishes he should have just killed Thor when he had the chance.
Throws shade the best
Loki. Thor has long conceded to this fact several millenia ago, and no amount of tutelage from Tony or even Natasha herself can change this.
Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves
Loki. He would never divulge this information to Thor, of course, because fan creations are where he sometimes get the best ideas for rather creative sex tricks and tips.
Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours
Thor. Loki finds Midgardian knowledge to be beneath him, but Thor would happily spend hours on Wikipedia learning everything he can about his adopted home. But Loki will begrudgingly admit that learning about Midgard has finally made his brother interested in READING vast amounts of text, something that has never fascinated the big blond oaf when they were younger.
Hates to eat vegetables
Thor. Loki finds it extremely appalling that his brother is mostly carnivorous and as such, he has threatened to withhold sex for good until Thor incorporates the recommended dietary allowance of vegetables by Asgardian standards into his diet. Unsurprisingly, Thor agrees but not without much sulking and death stares at his veggie-filled plate during mealtimes.
Is the most active on social media
Thor. It amuses Loki to read his brother’s overly ecstatic tweets, status updates, photo captions, and comments that are always in ALL CAPS because let’s be honest, Thor is never a lowercase kind of person.
Rides shotgun during group road trips
Loki. It doesn’t matter who is behind the wheel, he WILL always get shotgun even if he has not verbally expressed it. Thor, and the rest of the Avengers for that matter, has learned the hard way never to call shotgun when Loki tags along on group road trips.
Belongs in which Hogwarts house
Loki scoffs and declares he is a Slytherin without even taking the official sorting test from Pottermore. But Thor dutifully takes the online Sorting and gets Gryffindor as a result, which delights him so. But away from Thor’s prying eyes, Loki takes the Sorting in private and discovers to his dismay that he belongs in Gryffindor with Thor. Incensed, he takes the test several times and comes up with the same result. Needless to say, he used his seidr to burn the laptop he used in a furious rage and keeps telling himself that he is a Slytherin, he is a Slytherin, he is a motherfucking SLYTHERIN.
Belongs in which District of Panem
Loki finds the concept of sending young children battling it out to the death absolutely fascinating, even if it was just a work of fiction. Naturally, he would consider nothing less than being a high-ranking citizen of the Capitol. Thor smiles at this until Loki declares that because he wields Mjolnir, Thor must remain in District 5 in order to provide electrical power to all of Panem.
Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on
Loki. That’s because he wants to have decent visibility should his enemies attack him during sleep and definitely not because he is afraid of the dark.
Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club
Try as Loki might with his suave good looks and silver tongue, he cannot compete with Thor whenever they go out to bars and nightclubs in Midgard. But at least Loki can console himself with the fact that whenever he does manage to flirt with someone attractive within his brother’s line of sight, it never fails to activate Thor’s raging jealousy that will ultimately result in Loki experiencing extremely rough and possessive sex from Thor when they get back home.
Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub
Loki. Because he’s the God of Chaos and he wants to break the internet with the best sex tape Midgard has ever seen. Sure enough, Thor and Loki’s sex tape has forever changed the socio-cultural landscape and also that of the porn industry.
Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls
Thor. He especially loves to shout “FOUR FOR YOU, GLEN COCO! YOU GO, GLEN COCO!" whenever one of his teammates does something spectacular in battle.
Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows
Thor. Especially if said reality TV shows are competitive in nature.
Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies
Loki. He will deny it all the way to Ragnarok, but Thor does not care. The fact that Loki can cry over Grave Of The Fireflies means that underneath his mischief and chaos, he does indeed have a heart worth saving, and that is all that matters to Thor.
Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night
Loki. He has finally encountered the one game where he has no need to cheat at all because HELLO the name of the game alone is music to his villainous ears, and it simply infuriates the rest of the Avengers.
Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies
Thor. Loki will not even bother because he has resting bitch face and beautiful people with resting bitch faces do NOT make weird faces when taking selfies.
Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets
None of them. They are Princes of Asgard and Loki would rather die than allow himself or his brother to purchase items in thrift shops. Only the finest designer luxury goods for Loki and Thor, thank you very much.
Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards
Both of them. Contrary to how Loki looks, he is just as adventurous as Thor when it comes to extreme food challenges.
Makes the best party playlists during group house parties
Thor. Because like he proudly announced on live news TV, his podcast on Soundcloud is “sick”! Turns out, he wasn’t lying about that given how his teammates would let it rip on the dance floor whenever he plays his mixes, and Thor enthusiastically takes DJ-ing lessons when Loki suggests he should explore his newfound hobby.
Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don’t like Beyonce that much
Loki. And bitch please, as if The Beygency would ever successfully apprehend the God of Chaos and Mischief.
Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr
Constant draw. Getting the most Tumblr notes is now Thor and Loki’s new form of sibling competition.
Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser
Loki. His silver tongue isn’t just for words, after all…
Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden
Thor. Loki may have let slip that he finds Thor fighting without a shirt to be a great turn-on and Thor may have started a Fight Club because of it. But maybe it’s because it’s the Berserker in him, but who cares? I mean, everyone wins.
Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group
Loki. And he always, ALWAYS rubs his victory on the Avengers’ faces when awards season is over.
Insists on having a couples’ orgy session with the World’s Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman
Loki. Thor is reluctant at first because obvs, he refuses to share Loki with other ridiculously good-looking superheroes, especially if said superheroes are from a rival cinematic universe. But Loki does what he wants and if Thor knows what is good for him behind their closed doors, he will give Loki what he fucking wants, and what he wants is Superman and Batman.
Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash
Loki sees white and gold. Thor sees blue and black. After their extremely violent argument that left both sides of the Atlantic in near ruins (New York, Miami, Paris, and London are out for their blood), it is agreed that the two brothers shall never again be exposed to ANYTHING that will allow them to debate the actual colors of a particular object.
Thor Odinson's Cranked-Up Victory Party Mix
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"Shoutout to my brother Loki. I mean, I know we had our differences in the past, and you tried taking over the world, BUT I LOVE YOU, MAN! Oh, and my ex, my ex Jane, uhm... HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?! BOOM!!! What else? What else? Check out my podcast on Soundcloud, it's SICK! It's SICK! Oh, and I'm sorry we destroyed your city. I LOVE MY LIFE!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!"
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01 : chumbawamba - tubthumping (i get knocked down) 02 : n.e.r.d. - rock star [jason nevins remix edit] 03 : the prodigy - breathe 04 : make the girl dance + solange la frange - dancing in nowhere 05 : björk - hyperballad/pluto 06 : die antwoord - i fink u freeky 07 : azealia banks - yung rapunxel 08 : adele + skrillex - rolling in the deep (with scary monsters and nice sprites) 09 : krewella - live for the night 10 : deadmau5 + rob swire - ghosts n' stuff 11 : calvin harris + john newman - blame 12 : icona pop + charli xcx - i love it 13 : kaskade + neon trees - lessons in love (all day, all night) [fire mix] 14 : cascada - glorious 15 : kid cudi - pursuit of happiness [steve aoki remix] 16 : coldplay - a sky full of stars
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You can check out the mixtape here.
The awesome guest list for the epic After Party…
Something that really bugs me about Captain America : Civil War.
No, it’s not that they’re all being dumbasses and fight instead of listening to what the other has to say.
No, it’s not that everyone treats Bucky like shit even though he’s precious and needs to be protected at all times.
And no, it’s not the fact that Tom is only there for like five minutes before disappearing and leaving us hanging for a year.
No, no.
It’s the fact that Wanda doesn’t have an accent.
I mean, in AOU she and Pietro had one of the thickest accents I’ve heard, which makes sense since they’re from Sokovia.
But in CW, a few months later, it suddenly disappears?!!
Like, what the heck is that about?!
Idk about you, but I really want her Sokovian accent back.