The Killer

The Killer

So I was hanging out with some friends last night, and for whatever reason, we got onto the subject of whether or not we sleep with the bedroom door closed. Apparently it's safer in case of fires? But it turns out that most of my friends keep their bedroom door closed because of concerns about The Killer, aka, a person breaking into their house at night with the express intention of murdering them.

For the purposes of this poll, "I share a house/apartment" is for situations where you have your own bedroom, but there are other people living with you; "I share a bedroom" is for situations where there is another person sleeping in the same room.

Now I need a fic where Alpha-17 somehow comes back and everyone is freaking tf out bc omg the man himself the legend he’s back!! Jedi are crying (master kenobi) and vod are shaking in their boots bc omg Alpha-17 is back and then there’s Anakin Skywalker, who is shaking for a different reason: bc bitch does not remember Alpha-17 like at all.

Like, he KNOWS who he is…. And he knows, that he SHOULD remember because they were on missions together…? And Obi-Wan was with them and….and he’s a guy…. And Anakin is freaking out bc look if u think he’s messed up now, he was even more messed up then, and as a 11 or what year old he was a BIT too all not there to remember some things, and it’s been AGES since Alpha-17. He’s just so embarrassed. Rex and Cody are so excited and Obi-Wan is thrumming with nervous excited jitters and for kriffs sake even Master WINDU is visibly excited for a change, while Anakin just needs to hope and pray it doesn’t show how out of the loop he is.

Ahsoka: so, who the heck is this guy everyone’s freaking out about?

Anakin: oh! Well, my padawan, he, is, a guy, if I’ve ever seen one! :)

Ahsoka: You don’t know do you.

Anakin: And I should know and I’m freaking out Ahsoka I’m freaking out-

Coruscant Guard headcanons-ish (mostly focusing on Hound):

There aren’t just massiffs

Coruscant has a lot of smuggling, including animals. Not only that but the Senators give them their pets to take care of (that is not a pet but a wild animal wtf)

But they end up with an assortment of baby animals that CAN be domesticated and do something with them

Quinlan started it when he handed a baby Nexu to Fox and said they were trainable and loyal. Fox passed this on to Hohnd and nugget was a part of the family since

Ever since then they got two more Nexu, both sticking with new shinies under Hounds command

Surprisingly they have one Narglatch, though Blizzard (dubbed by Stone) is rarely used. Often used for chases in the lower levels, able to chase and weave easier through crowds than a speeder (think Horses in police forces)

At one point, some 501st and 212th troopers found what they thought to be a massiff and happily dropped it with the Guard,

It was not a massiff and Hound broke many laws to get it to the Jedi temple and out of his hands fast

See they had found an Albek, a force sensitive creature that looks like a massif but is VERY aggressive and BERY untrainable, last Hound heard was that it was set free and is very happy

Another of the larger creatures that is used far more often than the narglatch is the Varactyl

Somehow a shipment of young had been smuggled onto Coruscant and were taken in by the Guard

Their ability to climb vertical surfaces and calm nature and silliness to listen to their rider made them perfect in the club districts; the tall buildings were close enough to jump between and had many platforms for people to walk and dance

They could weave above crowds and act almost like helicopters when chasing criminals, but we’re able to go into the crowds; only problem is that people had to get out of the way or be trampled

Hound and his infinite luck ran across a hurt Rancor with a shiny one night. Though they could not take the Rancor in, they sent it to the Jedi temple where it receives lots of love and treats from the younglings and troopers who visit

The Rancor serves as a guardian of the wing dedicated to dangerous artifacts and texts, and is watched over by the Temple Guard

AND AND AND

Spark dragons

ARF troopers ride them but due to fear, they are used to guard the prisons. Occasionally, they are lent out to other battalions with their riders

They are dragons native to Kiffu and can easily get their charge from the static electricity created by genorators

They were found as young babies and trained by the ARF

Quinlan was absolutely ecstatic and adores them, they’ve made a special attachment with him but prefer their troopers

On one occasion two were sent out with the Marine Corps, who were afraid as hell. Those troopers had a lovely time and many stores of scaring the ‘hardcore’ troopers

another doodle in the journey of Fox being the only person Palps actually likes

Happy Cody Day!!!!!!

For Cody day, I give a headcanon!

In my mind, the CCs got special training with melee weapons and each have their preferred weapon. This way they could act as a bodyguard for their general on political missions.

Cody is obviously skilled in hand to hand combat, preferring to use his legs. So, his favorite weapon is two daggers in a reverse grip (he does not use them often because he rarely has them on him.) However, it is not the only weapon he uses. In the souls of his shoes, a knife can pop out of the toe giving his kicks some extra punch!

These shoes have saved many a life, including General Kenobi who was quite impressed with their effectiveness. While he attempted to learn how to use them, he was never as proficient as Cody and elected to leave the stabby kicking to Cody.

Everyone knows Clone Medics with threaten death to get their troops to chill for five seconds.

But

Somehow, they get Jedi younglings their medbay. They’re good people so they treat their wounds kindly, give warnings for shots, rub backs on gently, calming words, hugs when they’re done.

And it’s sweet and nice.

Until

A medic (pick any battalion) hears a clone trying to get up from a bed. They, with our hesitation ‘sit the kark down before I break your legs’

The staring contest he and the Jedi youngling had was intense, only broken by the sound of laughter behind them from the before mentioned trooper.