I Went To Disneyland In California Recently And Thought Of Jason And Roy Taking Lian.

I went to Disneyland in California recently and thought of Jason and Roy taking Lian.

Roy would want all the cute clothes for Lian and force Jason to get the ears for everyone and the sweaters. They ride all the rides and Jason smashes the shooting game.

Jason is the chill dad that’s up for anything and everything. He’s also the dad that will tell Lian how to look taller for the rides.

Lian is the Angel child that is happy to be there. She’d hold both their hands.

Bonus: Nobody knows. Jason says he’s taking the week off, so does Roy. Then they send out photos at Disney and are like, happiest place on earth without you :).

Bruce and Oliver are not amused

I imagine John and Jason are good drinking friends. Until John realized Jason in underage, then they were just smoking buddies who occasionally worked together.

Jason is really connected to the magical world. He has the All blades, studied with Ducra and the All Caste for a long time. He probably gives off magical energy.

But the Batfam has no idea bc they don’t do magic.

John sees the All Blades and his magical potential, teaches him simple magic, and is mildly impressed by how fast he picks it up.

Of course Batman has no clue that they know each other and meet frequently. Until they are doing an all hands on deck with demons. Then John is like, Jason is out trump card with his All Blades.

Everyone is like, the gun toting drug lord has magic? Jason pulls out his All Blades and destroys so many demons that it’s nuts.

Everyone knows about the swear Jar thing and know that Jason has a bad potty mouth. But I also headcanon that he will Arthur his way out of it so hard.

“Son of a bitch”

“Son of a is a title and statement of a persons position in relation to another. Bitch is a femal dog that generally isn’t derogatory towards that dog. Claiming it’s a swear makes it derogatory and therefore has a negative connotation”

“Holy shit”

“Shit is another word for dung which shouldn’t be punished for saying. Normalizing body functions is very important.”

“Asshole”

“It’s again a body part.”

“What the actual hell”

“He’ll is a place that dead sinners go, where I will go. It is similar to damn in that it is simply a destination or place with a purpose.”

“Holy crap! Suck a Dick”

“Crap is similar to shit. I was talking about the person Dick, but either way, saying it’s a curse would count as body shaming.”

“God damnit”

“Asking god to build a dam bc stuff sucks”

Do you think that the Batfam gets hit on much by civilians? I can imagine Batgirl and Spoiler easily.

They’d probably be chill or have witty shutdowns to those classic pick up lines you know?

I don’t think Robin or Batman would get hit on for obvious reasons. Orphan bc no one really knows she exists.

Red Robin and Signal maybe a little bit.

Red Hood and Nightwing have it the worst. Nightwing for obvious reasons, and he probably encourages it.

Red Hood hates it so much, he doesn’t even respond. He once saved someone and they totally hit on him hard, like, he was very flustered under his hood but didn’t show it.

Read a fic where Jason was a singwriter and came up with this, (I’m really bad at this sorry)

Robin 2:

You always said I was too violent for you tastes

Even when going up again Two Face

I could never make the bar

Especially when he set it up so far

I’ve come to learn a few things through the years

Given training and praise through my peers

Though they set me up to tear me down

I protected myself and came crashing down

Somewhere alone on my own

All alone, alone

I’ll always be Robin number 2

I’ll never be able to make it up to you

I won’t ever replace and fill the space

That he left when you two were through

I’ll always be Robin number 2, to you

So I see, you went and replaced me

Am I nothing more than a trophy?

Sat in a case, I know my place

How could anyone take my place

When I thought I meant so much to you

I guess we’re through

I’ve become a failure you can’t forget

A reminder, replacement, away I went

How can I forget what you did to me

Not the death thing no, letting him roam free

If he took you away

I’d hunt him down and make him pay

But apparently I’m not worth the pain

That he put me through

Taking me away from you, from you

I’ll always be Robin number 2

I’ll never be able to make it up to you

I won’t ever erase or fill the space

That he left when you two were through

I’ll always be a failure to you, I’m number 2

I finally found my place, in this estranged place

In the alley, where i give reprieve

to those who need more than you and me

The moms and dads who drink to leave

The kids who suffer from their parents greed

I’ll be what they need, they need

I’ll always be Robin number 2

Never 1 in your heart, oh that hurt me too

how badly I want that I cannot start

I can’t help but take it to heart

The shit I was put through

All for you

Replacing me with number 3

Who became so much more than you and me

It’s amazing to watch them from the dark

Knowing they’ll always have that spark

I’ll always be Robin number 2

But here I am, bigger than you

With a family made of trust and bonds

We know the pain, the fear, and beyond

So maybe to you, I’ll always be 2

But here I am, bigger than you

So I’m no longer Robin number 2

I have no need for your love, praise, or you

I made my space and protected this place

That neither of you could improve

I’m my own hero, not Robin number 2

I’m no longer Robin number 2

I have no need for your love, praise, or you

I made my space and protected this place

That neither of you could improve

I’m not Robin number 2

I need more fics or moment of just Hal Jordan being a fighter pilot.

Like, the JL is in the batplane and Hal is just like, gimme the controls. He’d be blasting off and laughing.

Does anyone know of Hal centric fics like at all? I can’t find like any