Ruby: Hey Penny You Want To See Something Funny?

Ruby: Hey Penny you want to see something funny?

Penny: Why yes! i would love to observe an object of humor!

Ruby: Hey Yang!

Yang: Sup Sis?

Ruby: Ruby Rose is a stupid loser!

Yang:...MUST PUNCH PERSON FOR INSULTING SISTER BUT CAN’T HIT SISTER! ERROR! ERROR! CANNOT RESOLVE CONFLICT!

(When Salem is forcing Cinder to hurt herself and impede her recovery just to exert control by forcing her to speak,)

Summer (Kicking in the door): NOPE! no no no nope nu uh,

Tyrian (heading her off): What are you (Get’s interrupted by Summer punching him in the crotch)

Summer (Picking up Cinder and taking Emerald and Mercury by the hand and leading them out): Nooooooo nope nononononono NOOOOOOPE!

Ruby (walking into the house to see Cinder sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket being fed apple sauce by Summer): MOM WHAT THE HELL!?

Summer (Grabbing Emerald and Mercury to cover their ears): Ruby! Language!

Mercury: Yeah Ruby what the fuck is up with that shitty language? i mean damn bitch!

Ilia: Your going down princess!

Weiss: Gods i hope so.

Ilia: wat

Weiss: wat

Weiss&Ilia: (Useless gay silence)

I dub thee Gleiss Queens, to combined both series’s ship naming conventions into one,

For the distractions thing what about Glimmer(Spop) x Weiss Schnee.

wew interesante

Ruby: I feel we as a collective of people do not acknowledge how great Penny is nearly as much as we should so i would like everyone to just sign this sworn affidavit agreeing that Penny is positively Divine!

Weiss: For the last time Ruby you can’t give your wife  a cult for your anniversary! I mean where did you even get an idea like this?

(Oz: Whistling innocently in the background.)

(After the season 3 finale)

Mermista: Hey Dad?

Mermista’s Dad: Yeah?

Mermista (Glomping him and hiding her face so he can’t see her tearing up): Y-Your really cool...

Mermista’s Dad (Smiling and not knowing what happened): You hear that Seahawk? I’M COOL!

(Seahawk manages a weak smile and nods)