here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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Asmodeus: This Is Literally The Most Boring Party Ive Ever Been To. Can We Leave Already?
Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?
MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral
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Diona: hello everyone and welcome to the ‘fuck diluc club’ where we talk about how much we hate diluc. welcome to our newest member, donna
Donna, frantically trying to leave: so there’s been a misunderstanding
Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around
Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine
Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry
Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific
Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth
Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?
Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once
Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?
Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored
Xingqiu: excuse me?
Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time
MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me
Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that
MC: once would be nice
Belphegor: no
Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious
Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!
Childe: im going to get worse on purpose
Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?
Ganyu: im vegan
Childe: try the guillotine