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Chapter 110 Was NOT WAS I ASKED FOR
Chapter 110 was NOT WAS I ASKED FOR
Are you trying to kill all your characters Asagiri.
C'mon man. NOT COOL
What the legitimate fuck was that.
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New insult unlocked.
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Except Asagiri found this post and is cackling with Poe's evil laugh at our innocent minds and someone is going to wind up dead in the gayest way possible.
I love how most of the major BSD ships are killing each other right now, but Poe and Ranpo are just out here living their best lives
Ranpo is a savage
Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Poe: Okay, what game do you want to play? Ranpo: How about we take turns saying facts and the other person has to guess if they’re true or false? Poe: Sure, sounds fun. You go first. Ranpo: Okay, fact number one: You’re adopted.