MD Characters Ranked By Babysitting Skills

MD characters ranked by babysitting skills

You can pry my babysitter Doll headcanon out of my

cold dead hands.

also don't ask why I put that random human woman in the second to top tier, she just reminded me of my cousin and that made me happy. :D

SO ARE WE JUST NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS

VALID FUCKING QUESTION AND VALID FUCKING REACTION

THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING HOST

Also, a few notes on who it can't be

Can't be Uzi, obvious reasons

Can't be Doll, she has almost full control over it and I think it would've been a much bigger deal

Most likely isn't Tessa/Cyn, Tessa/Cyn unzipped her suit once and ALLLLL the gory goop fell out, that looks hard to set up

Probably isn't eldritch V, she's in the upper levels and also has Uzi as an admin but it wouldn't surprise me if it was

Might be the corrupted cores in Alice's oven but, again, they're in the upper levels

I think we should all MUCH MORE CONCERNED about what was just trying to eat them.

Edit: While Flesha is one of the more likely options, I've found a few more pieces of evidence that would say otherwise.

This entity never says it's actions aloud, even when using the CYN voice. Flesha does. In fact, every host does.

While Flesha DID go into her "eldritch" form, she only did so after going into The Hole™.

The fact that there's a whole flesh cave system to me implies that this thing has been here for a while. Flesha literally just got here.

WIP. That new character.

Hi, I'm taking this. It's mine now.

Ep7 CYN-N interaction makes the idea of Eldritch V more interesting

CYN can't influence N at all due to UZI replacing her as N's admin.

UZI also replaced CYN as V's admin.

Call it pure delusion if you want, but I'm wondering if this means that Eldritch V would truly be V.

I'm imagining a scene where it looks as if J is on the verge of killing Lizzy, Thad, and Khan before a massive, sentinel infused Eldritch form rises out of the Cabin Fever Labs sinkhole.

The audience obviously resigns themselves to despair thinking that all three are going to die, only for the monster to suddenly pin J down as it's revealed to be Eldritch V, fully conscious and in control of her core thanks to UZI acting as her admin.

This reveal wouldn't denigrate V's sacrifice at the end of Ep6, as V obviously wouldn't have known UZI even was her new admin, much less what the impact of that would be. She was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to ensure everyone's safety.

YES YES YES YES

How about that merch ad?

I think we all collectively forgot about the oven. Whether we are actively suppressing it because of ALL the possibilities or just because Liam also forgot is up to debate.

I sense 4 things they could do with these:

Season 2 new character dump

Monster of the week

Robo-Angstrom Levy

All of the above

Nonetheless, this definitely feels like a season 2 thing and a MASSIVE season 2 thing at that.