F1 Mafia

F1 Mafia

For anyone who never got into kpop, you probably think this is some edgy mafia au whatever, no. Mafia is a game where people sit in a circle and they all get designated jobs/roles, like police, doctor, citizen, spy, mafia. The aim of the game is to find the mafia before they kill everyone. It sounds simple but it has the same effect as Uno and Monopoly. So anyways I want the FIA or Netflix, or whoever just wants to play devil's advocate, to go and take all the drives and make them play Mafia. I think it could either be very fun or it could turn out so bad that the following race we can have like half of the grid DNF cause people decided to take revenge. I already have certain headcannons about this but anyways, just a thought.

Carlos: * panting heavily and very panicked* Mattia! We lost Charles! We've looked everywhere we can't find him! You need to do it!

Mattia: *sighs* SEBASTIAN VETTEL SUCKS!!!

Angry Lance holding a crow bar: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU SON OF A BITCH?!?!?

Angry Charles with a baseball bat: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT OUR DAD?!?!?!

Angry Mick holding a blowtorch: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!!

A Petrified Mattia: Where did they get those things?!?!?! Charles come on you need to get in the car!

Lance being dragged away by Seb: YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Mick also being dragged away by Seb: SEE THIS BLOWTORCH?! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH IT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.

Seb after getting social media : Lance what is a dilf? I keep seeing people call me one and I don't know what it is.

Lance : uh........*panicing*

Lance in the grid kids GC in distress : Seb is asking me what a dilf is what do I do?????? HELP!!!!!!

Fernando looking for Esteban: Where the hell is he?! He's been missing for 3 hours now!!

Otmar finding a sleeping Esteban who managed to fit his entire 186cm body into a little cubby: HOW THE HELL??????

Lance: *drops his pancakes with maple syrup, sighs and stares at it* why do I even bother waking up?

Seb: *concerned* are you okay??

Mick: *failing to build his leggos* why was I even born if all I'll ever be is a disappointment, why?

Seb: *in extreme panic* What the hell is happening?!?!?! Why are none of you ok?!?!?

Toto: Valtteri you just lost a race you wanna talk about your feelings?

Valtteri: No

Lewis: Oh! Me! I wanna talk about my feeling!

Toto: *rubbing his forhead* I know Lewis.

Lewis: I feel sad for Valtteri *pout*

Toto: *sigh* I know Lewis.