Valtteri Bottas - Tumblr Posts
Oh yeah before I forget. I will now post a shit ton about f1 so prepare:)
Perinteet - eng; traditions
I present you my contribution to the F1 x national costume collaboartion, the Finnish national costume, modeled by Valtteri Bottas.
Finnish national costumes have generally similar fit all around the country, but the fabric design and colours change regionally. Valtteri is from Päijät-Häme region, so the style and fabric are the Häme style.
Carlos and Valtteri bonding over bikes has been my favorite underrated part of 2024
im so glad we got 5577 this year like bike buddies gossip girls
carlos from valtteri's ig story
And it hits me suddenly
After this season, there will be no more Zhou and Valtteri
What am I going to do?
Crying in the club right now
Did you guys see how valtteri comments on his pictures, tagged him in stories, congratulated him on his p10?? He is grid dad!! 😭
[during testing]
Zhou Guanyu: *walking up to Valtteri*
Zhou Guanyu: Grid dad?
Valtteri: *taken back* Do I look like a grid dad?
Seb: *walking past* Yup happens automatically when your teammate is way younger than you.
Valtteri: *in a slight crisis* Okay... *pats Zhou's head*
"Formula 1 is such a serious sport!"
Is it?
God there's so many more I can put it's insane
Since there is no race this Sunday, I made a thing
FACTS
I get why people are sceptical about the “Drive it out” video - this kind of thing should have been done long ago and they should provide more details on what the plans are to tackle this problem. I do think we need to give it chance though to see what they actually do.
However. I am seeing a lot of finger pointing at other drivers fanbases for being the main problem and I just wanna say… it literally not down to just one driver fanbase, it’s basically ALL OF THEM.
No driver fanbase is without toxic and disgusting fans lbr-
• a popular Charles fan page on here said Carlos needed to kill himself and had consistently made derogatory comments to him. I have now blocked them so I dunno if they are still doing it but there was definitely a severe lack of people calling them out at the time. Seemed to be one Carlos fan did and that’s when people said something.
•merc fans sent death threats to Nicky after Abu Dhabi - and I’m saying merc fans because that’s what I saw and tbh no other team fans really had a reason.. unless they just hated max so maybe I should say mostly merc fans.
•there has been racist abuse towards any driver who is not white from multiple fanbases - pretty sure I remember Alex’s family having to be told not to look at comments on any socials because people were saying they eat cats amongst other things, and the amount of people who were awful to Zhou when he was announced by Alfa Romeo was insane. Can’t mention racist abuse without mentioning Lewis - the fact there are people who think it’s okay to call him slurs is vile. I get people don’t like have to like him, but the fact some peoples first insult to him is racist will never make sense and shows more about that person than Lewis. I do see this more on twitter tbh.
•people constantly wishing drivers to crash… even after Silverstone this year! Wtf is wrong with those people?! Drivers have died - most drivers on the grid know someone who has died from this in their career. I usually only see other drivers fans call out people who say that. Fans of the same driver seem to be quiet most of the time.
•Lando fans vs Daniel fans on the regular and they get really nasty. I’m fed up of the war going on between them.
•Lewis fans vs max fans CONSTANTLY at it when at least those drivers can show respect towards one another. They might not be friends but they seem way more mature than some of their fanbases. I know there are respectful fans on both sides and I actually interact with some (lbr, their teams are the ones typically in the media making little comments anyway) - but there are definitely those who act like either driver murdered that persons entire family and is the reason for every war ever to happen. Like my god, some people need to touch grass.
•Carlos vs Charles fans - so many people were mad about Silverstone for Charles… but the truth ferrari fucked up and that doesn’t mean Carlos didn’t deserve a win. Vice versa - I’ve seen some Carlos fans hating on Charles when something happens that affects his race.
There are so many more examples but I’d literally be constantly listing so I’ve put the ones I’ve seen most and some examples that have just stood out to me.
Instead of pointing the finger at each other, which does absolutely nothing but causing fights, actually hold fans accountable for their words. Not just of drivers you don’t like, but people who support your driver. All that person is doing is contributing to the toxic and hateful environment that seems to be all I see when I now go online. All it does is create a bad name for the driver and make people think all the fans of that driver behave that way. I’m sick of coming online and wondering what fucking fan war I’m about to witness and what happened when I was offline.
And I know people will say “but this drivers fans are worse”, I DONT CARE. I’ve said what I’ve said. It’s about making EVERYONE accountable for their words/actions instead of just the fans of drivers you don’t like. If you don’t hold everyone accountable, even if you’re friends with someone saying this toxic stuff, you’re part of the problem. that does include drivers too - but some people are very picky on which driver they think needs to be held accountable and which doesn’t… which makes no sense. Either hold every driver to that same standard or none of them, don’t pick and choose which driver needs accountability and which doesn’t
End of rant. I just needed to say this💀
Hi dear it’s 🦌, I know it’s been a while so I thought I would pop in and let you know that I haven’t disappeared off the face of the planet. So hello. Anyway I saw you wanted some requests so I am at your service.
So as I’m sure you know that Sebs run wasn’t to long ago. So what I’m think is that he invited all his old grid buddies (lovers) to join him at the run but they all said no and that they had plans. What Seb doesn’t know is that the reader (me) planned to get them all there behind his back for a surprise.
I just want happy Seb seeing all his friends.
The pals like Kimi, Jenson, Nico R and Mark. Maybe some others if you can think of more that’s just off the top of my head.
Anyway always if you don’t wish to write this or don’t feel comfortable, then don’t. Nobody will be angry at you.
Hope you have been doing well and taking breaks. I love all of your works
-🦌
Ahhhh my deer anon 🤭🤭 I missed you!!!!
Ok so I love this but I didn’t know how to start it as a fic so head canon fic it is
This could be better 👹😭😭😭
I also added Romain Grosjean because why not (he’s the definition of a awkward dad on social media and I love him for it)
(I kinda rushed the ending there 👹)
I’m so tired it’s almost one am so I think I’m gonna go to sleep update it’s now 1 am
The surprise visit — current f1 grid + Sebastian Vettel,Jenson Button,Mark Webber,Kimi Raikkonen,Nico Rosberg, Romain Grosjean x reader
“Do you think you could make it to Imola for Sennas run this weekend?” Sebastian asked smiling into the phone as he packed
“Oh Seb I wish I could but I’m busy all weekend, but hey maybe you the guys and I can get together sometime next week for dinner” you said.
You could hear how Seb’s voice changed when you said that you couldn’t make it to his Senna run.
“Oh no it’s fine it would have been nice to see you and the guys since it’s been a while since we’ve been together” Sebastian says.
“Yeah that would have been nice” you replied it broke your heart to put him down
“Yeah it would have been nice…I should it was nice to hear your voice again” seb says
“Yeah right back at you” you said right before seb hung up
What Sebastian didn’t know was that you were gathering the guys to surprise Seb
The only ones on the grid that knew where Lewis,Fernando Mark and Valtteri
Your first stop was to Switzerland where you picked up Nico R who was waiting outside of his house for you
It was safe to say that he was excited
Next stop was to Kimi who was a little more trickier to convince
“He want go for it” Nico said shaking his head
“I think he will” you replied
“oh yeah how so?” Nico asked
“Your forgetting Sebastian is the only person besides Minttu and the kids he’ll come” you explained
“Are you willing to bet on it?” Nico asked turning in the passenger seat to look at you
“No”
“Pussy” Nico mumbles
“What was that?” You asked
“Nothing”
“Uh huh let’s go we’re here” you said pulling up the the beautiful glass house
You and Nico walked up the driveway and knocked on the door and waited for someone to answer it wasn’t long before Minttu answered the door with a smile
“He’s in the garage” Minttu says stepping to the side letting the two of you in
“Is he all packed?” You asked
“Yes he doesn’t know it yet but I went ahead and packed for him” She answered
“Great Nico can you get his bag?” You asked
Nico huffed “yeah I’ll get it” he said head hanging low dragging his feet like a child following after Minttu
You walked out to Kimi’s garage where Minttu said he was.
“Knock knock guess who?” You say knocking on the door frame
“Go away” Kimi grumbles
“What?! You don’t even know what I was gonna say” you explained slightly offended
“And I don’t care” Kimi replied working on something
“Oh come on it’s for Seb you should have heard how sad he was when I told him that I couldn’t make it to his Senna run” you whined stomping your feet on the ground
“Stop it you’re acting like a child” Kimi scolded
“Please” you begged one more time
“Fine but you have to babysit” Kimi says giving in
“Yay this is going to be so much fun!” You jump up and down with joy
“But I get the front seat” Kimi says
“Oooo yeah you’re gonna have to take that up with Nico” you said
And with that Kimi Nico and yourself set off to pick up your next victim partner in crime Romain Grosjean
It was pure chaos
When you picked up Romain him Nico and your self had a juicy gossip session
Kimi wished he was any where but there
The four of you had to sneak into the paddock
And when everyone was all together (You,Nico Kimi,Romain,Fernando,Mark, Lewis,Valtteri and Jenson) the nine of you filmed a TikTok
You know that song “dude weee getting the band back together” yeah that one
You didn’t post it right away not wanting Seb to see it
“Ok are you guys ready?” You asked looking around the room
Everyone obviously said yes and you headed over to the Senna memorial where everyone was gathered around
Seb thought he was seeing things at first
Surely Kimi Raikkonen and Romain Grosjean wasn’t standing in the crowd laughing and joking about with the other drivers
And then he saw you standing right in front of him
Seb got distracted and excited to see everyone all of his old grid buddies
You know that video of the people in the restaurant that got exited and screamed happy and another person appeared and their all happy yeah it was like that (meme at bottom)
Seb was really happy and everyone had a great time
He literally couldn’t stop smiling
Seb also cried a bit but most importantly smiling
You also had a giant sleep over that ended in a nasty food fight that Kimi started
(https://youtube.com/shorts/mrr49PmxUSk?si=zU3Usn3AxqgV4BMQ)
Ranking F1 Drivers by Helmet Squishiness:
This is very important!!!
All 22 drivers that have been on the grid so far this year, countdown style!
Number 22: Logan (beautiful eyes, not much squish)
Number 21: Kevin (deceptive! but his squish is all natural, helmet does nothing)
Number 20: Daniel (not much squish, just a little around his cheeks)
Number 19: Pierre (wee bit of squish going on)
Number 18: Lando (lovely eyes but not much squish by helmet)
Number 17: Nico (got some squish going around the eyes, we getting there)
Number 16: Carlos (pretty eyes, getting squishier around the cheeks)
Number 15: Lance (face looks over all more squishy, especially his little eyes)
Number 14: Valtteri (pinch him cheekies, they startin to squish)
Number 13: Max (lovely eyes, some squishage going on with the cheeks, yes yes)
Number 12: Esteban (squishier still, his whole little face squished up in there!)
Number 11: Lewis (some good squish!!! That's champion squish going on!!)
Number 10: Charles (GORGEOUS eyes with squishy cheeks!!)
Number 9: Alex (we getting real here, cheeks are starting to really squish!)
Number 8: Liam (cheeks to pinch!!! Would get a higher rating if I had more to work with!)
Number 7: George (LOOK AT THE CHEEKS)
Number 6: Nyck (Some excellent squish going on, would get a higher rating if I had more evidence!)
Number 5: Checo (pic doesn't do the squish justice, this is a squishy boy)
Number 4: Fernando (Supreme squishage, we love to see it!!!)
Number 3: Oscar (HE IS SO SQUISHY, pinch his cheeks!!! The top 3 were so hard to organize!!!)
Number 2: Guanyu (he is underappreciated!! LOOK AT THE SQUISH - we need to see this more!!)
Number 1: Yuki - OUR SQUISH KING (overall squish is OFF THE CHARTS - bonus points for being cutest of all with the squish.)
Honourable mention for Nicholas Latifi, my squishy Canada Boy:
Anyway thanks, I will not be taking criticism XD but rankings may change with new helmets and evidence.
Some of these guys have gorgeous eyes and I feel the need to do another post that ranks like... the top 5 most gorgeous eyes or something.
Lewis & others matching icons part 2
like or reblog if save/use
give me the credits if you repost
Fave chaotic f1 pics part 3
Finnish drivers and their baby photo bowlcuts
finished my Lewis and Bottas piece ❤️🔥
I love red and grains and textures and… please reblog it if you like it 🥺
