Merlin: My Wife Looks So Good Right Now.

Merlin: My wife looks so good right now.

Lancelot, looking around: Is Freya here?

Merlin: No, I just know.

Remus: what happened again??

Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…

Remus: and??

Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!

Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?

Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?

Remus: a dog?

Regulus: yeah that black dog

Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving

Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!

Remus: I’m sorry for your loss

Regulus: what

I hope you are ready for my therapy bill😭

GUYS I NEED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU;

I MADE THIS MONTHS AGO BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS SO HERE.

It’s kind of really bad but eh.

Jegulus conversation as a Born to die

Regulus: Don't make me sad, don't make me cry. Sometimes love is not enough. And the road gets tough, I don't know why.

James: Keep making me laugh. Let's go get high. The road is long, we carry on. Try to have fun in the meantime.

Regulus: Can you make it feel like home if I tell you you're mine?

Both: Choose your last words, this is the last time. Cause you and I, we were born to die

Merlin, *walks into a round table meeting and passes out on the table*

Merlin: I swear to the gods, if the prat doesn’t stop destroying his rooms every time he can’t find me

Arthur: I can hear you, and it serves you right for spending four whole days in the tavern.

Merlin, *crying in frustration and having not slept in four days*

Lancelot, *casually pets Merlin’s hair, earning glares from Arthur*

Morgana, *laughing into a scrying pool*

Mordred: the tavern? I thought he was fighting Morgana after she sent that beast to kill Arthur

Merlin, muffled by the table: shut the fuck up, Mordred.

every once in a while, I remember that merlin and lancelot will never look at each other like this ever again.

but it's okay because I imagine lancelot being merlin's own personal jiminy cricket and that tends to get me through my random crying spells