Vicky X Polly - Tumblr Posts

Vicky: *Sneaks into house at 3am*

Brian, turning around in his chair: And where were you?

Vicky: I-I was with Amira

Amira, spinning round in her chair: Wanna try again?

Polly, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Vicky, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Vera: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Polly: playing systemic oppression

Polly: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend.

Polly: Vicky is still angry about it, but Miranda and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

Polly: boil up some mountain dew, it's gonna be a long night

Vera: you could have said literally anything else

Vicky: cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble

Vicky: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…

Polly, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: I think it’s perfect