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Because This Is A Blog For Classy Things Like Poetry, I Would Like To Showcase A Sensual Snippet Of The
Because this is a blog for classy things like poetry, I would like to showcase a sensual snippet of the literary phenomenon sweeping the nation as read by a critically acclaimed voice actor.
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Looking back through, history we've had some really stupid ideas about medicine
Splishity-Splashity
Keen Dr. Semmelweis
Started the practice of
Washing his hands.
Though other doctors thought
Such washing useless, his
Anti-bacterial
Methods still stand.
Shameless self-promotion
I heard you like poetry, dirty.
(Now, I swear I'm not being flirty.)
Give my blog a read;
I have what you need
Though my rhymes are sometimes ear-hurty.
Coming attractions: the action flick
Boom-crash-bang, Boom-crash-bang!
Beautiful people dodge
Danger and death traps; prove
Murphy's law true.
~
Witty one-liner then
Quick cut to title page.
Coming quite soon to a
Theater near you.
A few notes on the creative process
I was thinking of writing a rhyme
With metric feet read out in time.
And it's likely I'll hide
A crude joke inside,
If your thoughts are as dirty as mine.