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Well look at that!
Hacker's just a bottom now!
(spinda please don't kill me for this)
My freaks and fiends. Hear me out on this.
I honestly think that both The Hacker and Wicked from Cyberchase are equally hot.
Those motherfucks were the reasons why I found out that I was Bisexual.
If those bastards didn't define my Bi awakening then idk what it is.
I don't need it.....
I don't need it.....
I definitely don't need it.....
I don't need it.....
I don't need it.....
I don't need it.....
I don't need it......
[. . . . .]
I NEEEED ITTTT!
Preorders for my Cyberchase keychains are now open until September 1st! They will come with an iridescent star clasp pictured in listing. You can get one, or bundles of three or all six for a better value. Production should take a couple weeks to a month and I hope to get them shipped out by October.
Damn they got that earth brat drip
Those darn Earth Brats that'll save you every time.
With fall drawing closer, I'd like to give some appreciation to Cyberchase's resident witch bitch
Reposting this for Bisexuality Day
My freaks and fiends. Hear me out on this.
I honestly think that both The Hacker and Wicked from Cyberchase are equally hot.
Those motherfucks were the reasons why I found out that I was Bisexual.
If those bastards didn't define my Bi awakening then idk what it is.
Wait, wouldn't that be racist though?
A Compilation of Official Cyberchase Polls (part 1/?)
Hello all,
While I was digging around in the Wayback Machine for old versions of the Cyberchase website, I was able to dig up some old polls that they put out for Earthlies. There are a few distinct eras of polls that evolved as the website evolved.
The first format features Dr. Marbles and some bar-graph based machine. I was only able to get two of them to load from this area, though the Wayback machine suggests that there are more archived.
The earliest archived instance that I could find was from February 2, 2002.
Who is your favorite Cyberkid?
Inez
Jackie
Matt
Here's one from June 21, 2002.
Why do you think Hacker is so mean?
His hardware is buggy
He's a cyborg
Nobody loves him
He was just born that way
Ouch. This was from the days of the "How It All Started" webcomics, where The Hacker decided to conquer Cyberspace shortly after his birth. So, of course, this poll wasn't going to be sympathetic or nuanced.
This format was changed when the site was updated to use flash. Here's the earliest version that I could load from this era. It was from January 19, 2009.
What is your favorite breakfast?
a) Eggs b) Pancakes c) Oatmeal d) Cereal
We got this one May 8, 2009.
What will you give your mom for Mother's Day?
a) A card and flowers b) Breakfast in bed c) A homemade gift d) Write a poem or story for her
I haven't found a way to access the poll results from the first two eras. The third era of polls claims that 368 different questions were asked. Many of the poll questions have been archived, though not all of them have the answers archived. Here are a few of my favorites.
This one is labelled poll #1, so I suppose it was the first one that they asked. They started off with a bang.
If Hacker accidentally left his wig at your house, what would you do?
a) Throw it in the trash b) Let your pet play with it c) Mail it back to him d) Wear it to school
My first question would be "How on earth did he get into my house?"
This one actually has preserved results.
Throw it in the trash: 125,483 votes 50% Let your pet play with it: 65,779 votes, 26% Mail it back to him: 27,690 votes, 11% Wear it to school: 34,341 votes, 14% Total 253,293 votes, 101% I am amazed that over 250,000 votes were cast. I don't know whether the site had a way to stop people from voting multiple times, however.
Here's poll #166.
Why does Hacker want to rule Cyberspace? a) He needs lots of attention b) He has no hobbies c) He thinks it would be cool d) He likes to be the boss
Unfortunately, this one doesn't appear to have its results preserved.
Here's poll #90.
What's your favorite Jackie show?
a) EcoHaven CSE b) And They Counted Happily Ever c) A Day at the Spa d) Eureeka e) Problem Solving in Shangri-La
The phrasing is interesting on this one. Would you consider these to be "Jackie shows" specifically? The kids all contribute to the problem solutions. I could see an argument for the Shangri-La episode, since she goes away from the others and discovers the poison numbers to win the game of Nim.
EcoHaven CSE: 1,516 votes, 13% And They Counted Happily Ever: 1,595 votes, 12% A Day at the Spa: 5,522 votes, 42% Eureeka: 1,493 votes, 11% Problem Solving in Shangri-La: 2,893 votes, 22% Total: 13,019 votes, 100%
Okay, here's one more.
Should Hacker ever win an episode? a) yes b) no c) only 1 episode!! d) never!! This one is fun to think about. A lot of fans love the shocking ending to the first part of Snelfu Snafu, where The Hacker takes over Cyberspace. Alot of fans also love the Transformatron Arc. While the kids were able to save some Cybersites during that arc, the episodes ended with The Hacker slipping away with another part to his infernal machine.
Unfortunately, this is another one where the results weren't archived.
I may post more of these later. I may even turn some of them into Tumblr polls.
anybody remember like any of these cartoons?
Dexters Laboratory
Captain Planet and the Plannetteers
Animaniacs
CatDog
Thundercats
Martha Speaks
Arthur
Wordgirl
CyberChase
expressed this sentiment before but I like when there’s 2 bad guys and they’re shaped like this
for examples
old homestuck x cyberchase edit i made and it looks so shit and i wanna draw these guys one day
i'm mainly embarrassed about dave
Because this is a blog for classy things like poetry, I would like to showcase a sensual snippet of the literary phenomenon sweeping the nation as read by a critically acclaimed voice actor.
Voltron and Cyberchase Crossover
Keith:
Lance:
Hunk:
Pidge:
Matt:
Jackie:
Inez:
Slider:
Inez: Hel-
Lance: *smirks* Little voltron
Matt: Come on!!
Slider: we're not little, and I'm 13 years old
Pidge: yeah well I'm 14 years old, soo... clearly I'm older than you and we say you're little
Jackie: seriously....
Hunk: heheheheh "little voltron"
Keith: *chuckling* maybe we should teach them somethings that we know about space
Matt: Hey! we know all about space really, cyberspace actually
Jackie: thats not really helping the case, matt...
Lance, Keith, Pidge, and Hunk: Cyberspace???
Slider: where I live
Lance, Keith, Pidge, and Hunk: (0_0)???