The Trivialization Of A Major Historical Figure By Way Of A Silly Verse

The trivialization of a major historical figure by way of a silly verse

Jiggery Pokery

Warrior Hua-Mulan

Put on men's armor and 

Took to the fight.

Disney portrayed her quite

Anachronistically

Still, though, she stands as a

Symbol of might.

Love's a Witch

Three witches convenes in a coven

And summoned a penis for lovin'.

They found him too cold,

So a witch, who was quite bold,

Heated it in a microwave oven.

*Ding*

Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.

I found these stock images and couldn't stop laughing for an hour.

This is not how one "does science".

I encourage you to submit any captions you deem appropriate.

The Grand Tour V

An incorrigible cad out of Wales  Indulges in nighttime travails, And o'er green dales and valleys, Keeps impeccable tallies Of all the young Welsh girls he nails.

Mitosis by Kevin Van Aelst

The Grand Tour IV

There is a young barmaid from Brest,

Who can't tell you east from the west,

But when car'nal direction

Leads to an erection,

She's ever so pleased to ingest.