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Love's A Witch
Love's a Witch
Three witches convenes in a coven
And summoned a penis for lovin'.
They found him too cold,
So a witch, who was quite bold,
Heated it in a microwave oven.
*Ding*
Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.
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