My name is associated with the sea and I'm a fire sign in the end I'm a deadly combo// Saggitarius Queen// Syrian//Intj//future author & Architect// writes stuff and stories// fnaf//minecraft//marvel//Harry potter//slytherin//creepypasta//many other fandoms but I probably forgot them ððð§ð―ââïļð§ðŠķ
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I Climbed A Tree When I Was 7 To Prove To An Asshole That I Could Do It Without Falling,so If You Tell
I climbed a tree when i was 7 to prove to an asshole that I could do it without falling,so if you tell me I can't drink sea scented shampoo,I will-
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Hufflepuff: I'm too lazy if there were two half full bottles of water I'd drink from both of them so I don't have to fill one up again.
Ravenclaw: I'm too lazy I'd drink one of the bottles and wait for another thirsty person to fill it up.
Gryffindor: I'm too lazy I'll just awallow my slavia
Slytherin: I'm too lazy I'll just die of thirst.
The canon: Michael afton gets scooped,he isn't in love with Charlie Emily and he dies at the end.
Me and my imaginative crazy ass:
Michael is in fact in love with Charlie Emily who is in his age,she still dies and posses the puppet,Michael does get scooped and goes to work at the pizzeria where he meets puppet/Charlie again and since she can give the dead kids life in suits she actually can be any age,again beacuse I said so,and she heals Michael 2,they get married and have a kid,who is Gregory,but they were unsure if they could raise him because of all the things they have been through and somehow when Michael and Charlie were at the pizzeria it burns down and kills them both,gregory is homeless,Michael posses glamrock freddy and Charlie is still somewhere in her puppet form waiting to be reunited with her husband and son.
Other people: I love moon Knight because I just adore Ancient Egypt and love anything marvel makes!
Me:I relate to moon Knight because I too have two other personalities in my head one craves murder and the other a cinnamon roll that would die if a fly touched her face roo hard.
Ravenclaw: Why are u grinning like that???
Slytherin: Why can't I smile regularly for no reason at all??? Hufflepuff does that all the time-
Hufflepuff,trying her best to go down the moving stairs: WELL I DONT GRIN CAUSE GRYFFINDOR FELL DOWN THE MOVING STAIRS AND BROKE THREE BONES YOU SICK FUCK-
Mother Miranda: I love all my children equally.
Mother miranda: there's Evelyn,Alcina Dimitriscu,Karl heisenberg and-
Mother Miranda,looking at smudged ink on her hand: Donald bentenison..and
Mother Miranda,squints harder: Maroon 5