Hufflepuff: I'm Too Lazy If There Were Two Half Full Bottles Of Water I'd Drink From Both Of Them So

Hufflepuff: I'm too lazy if there were two half full bottles of water I'd drink from both of them so I don't have to fill one up again.

Ravenclaw: I'm too lazy I'd drink one of the bottles and wait for another thirsty person to fill it up.

Gryffindor: I'm too lazy I'll just awallow my slavia

Slytherin: I'm too lazy I'll just die of thirst.

Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?

Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?

Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-

Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

Moreau: *sleeping with his eyes open*

Karl:what are you doing?

Moreau:trying to sleep.

Karl: with your eyes open- oh wait it has to do with you being a fish right?

Moreau:no I'm possesd.

Karl: wut..¿¿

Moreau: *demonic screeching*

I climbed a tree when i was 7 to prove to an asshole that I could do it without falling,so if you tell me I can't drink sea scented shampoo,I will-

Tony:repeat after me

Tony:i am Spiderman

Peter,from up the fridge: I am Spiderman

Tony:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Peter:I have fought really dangerous bad guys

Tony:and nearly died several times

Peter:and nearly died several times

Tony: sooo..I icangotothedentistwithoutwebbinghimtothewall

Peter,jumping up and sticking to the ceiling hissing like a cat: ID RATHER DRINK THANOS AS GRAPE JUICE