Hufflepuff: I'm Too Lazy If There Were Two Half Full Bottles Of Water I'd Drink From Both Of Them So

Hufflepuff: I'm too lazy if there were two half full bottles of water I'd drink from both of them so I don't have to fill one up again.

Ravenclaw: I'm too lazy I'd drink one of the bottles and wait for another thirsty person to fill it up.

Gryffindor: I'm too lazy I'll just awallow my slavia

Slytherin: I'm too lazy I'll just die of thirst.

I climbed a tree when i was 7 to prove to an asshole that I could do it without falling,so if you tell me I can't drink sea scented shampoo,I will-

Peter: *after watching sonic movie* i relate to sonic! Because i too am an orphan,live with parent figures who can be in mortal danger cause of how much time i spend with them for I I a superhero and a kid!

Pepper: *sobbing into papers*

Tony,a tired dad: Peter,you want me to call your therapist-

Am i the only who uses different names when reader a fanfic???? Like no one I put my name in my head when I'm reading???and like there's a different name and a completely different oc for each character I read about..am i broken????

Peter:so you have a mental illness and that made you the avatar of the god of the moon and you kind of unstoppable and very very very strong?

Marc,Steven,Jake: you're out of line,but you're right?

Peter: damnit,I've been doing mental illness thingy for years and the only thing I get is shooting webs out of my as-

Tony,barging in the room with a cold coffee mug:PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Okay but really I need a husband like ethan winters,that man almost dies for his wife and went through hell for his daughter and then died for both them to live,Ethan is husband material.

All this time I was like I want a guy like loki (I still need one like him) but ethan is...I really don't know what to say,this man is loyal.