Chaotic Dumbass - Tumblr Posts

so I’m nb and I just got my hair cut short today and the world better watch out now because I feel exactly 70% less depressed than I did before and I’m 100% just as much of a chaotic dumbass

There has been a coup!

Here is Benny.

Peak friendship is going to the br and ur bsf walking up to the door and playing a stupid video as loud as possible so you can hear it

Hello? Anyone out there? What happened?

i don’t remember much of the last month...

Ravenclaw: Why are u grinning like that???

Slytherin: Why can't I smile regularly for no reason at all??? Hufflepuff does that all the time-

Hufflepuff,trying her best to go down the moving stairs: WELL I DONT GRIN CAUSE GRYFFINDOR FELL DOWN THE MOVING STAIRS AND BROKE THREE BONES YOU SICK FUCK-

Tony: HOLY SHIT Okay okay stay calm kid- quick, what’s your type?

Peter: Brown curly hair, brown eyes, loves to read and draw and is highly intelligent... oh i’m describing MJ i-

Tony: yOUR BLOOD TYPE, PARKER

Peter: oh um... red.