Linda: I Have Never Done Anything Wrong, Ever, In My Life.

Linda: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.

Gerald: I know this. And I love you.

Needs to know whether the tales in the walls of your castle with your Cinderella in it on your hill from your story that is watched over from across your moat are true or tall

puts your cinderellas in a castle

That thing where you explain characters but from a fandom you don't know anything about

This is Bow. She's the youngest and most innocent and impressionable pony in Ponyland. Everyone wants to protect her.

This is Arrow. She's bow's older sister and a cowboy. She thinks getting Bow into trouble is the funniest thing in the world. She's also an archer. It's tough without opposable thumbs but nothing will stop her.

Princess Purple. She's the founder of Purble Place but her mum finds it stupid because she thinks Purple should be spending all her time preparing to be queen of ponyland.

Queen Pastel. Princess Purple's mum. She's a great leader but not a great mother. She pushes Purple way too hard to be just like her and she's the reason that Purple is constantly on the edge of a mental breakdown.

Midnight. Princess Purple's mean aunt. She's basically Scar from 'The Lion King'.

Simon. Queen Pastel's secret son that she had with a merman. If anyone ever found out about him, it could jeopardize Princess Purple's claim to the throne.

Ben. The only boy pony in Ponyland - all the girl ponies are obsessed with him. He goes to a really posh private school.

Sophie. Ben's girlfriend who he's set for an arranged marriage with. She's a mean girl at the same posh private school that Ben goes to.

Eagle. He's one day old and he was cursed by Midnight to look like that.

Pinkie Pie. She's dated every single person on tik tok. And every married person on tik tok. She'll tear apart your family. She doesn't care. She looks sweet and she's a good actress so everyone in Ponyland is convinced she can do no wrong. Eagle is her one day old brother. Her hobbies include kicking him.

knowing that Tom is the coach of the Hatchetfield nighthawks, I kinda need to see fanfiction of Tom taking a positive father figure role to Max and Max getting really protective over Tim.