Gerald Monroe - Tumblr Posts
(Gerald and River aren’t in because i don’t think they are anywhere near the bottom of her favorite)
Uh accidentally forgot the backseat part😭 but here it is
River is just staring while Gerald is questioning his life choices (and wishing he got to the cinobon (I’m bad at spelling sorry!’
Got this funny image in my head of little tim waiting in the backseat of emmas car at the mall and looks over to see gerald also waiting in the backseat of lindas car munching on a box of raisins or some shit.
I made another
I mean it’s the other universe in honey queen where Linda didn’t win/j
They are good friends
Gerald is forced to eat raisins because nibbly HATES raisins (new headcannon/idea)
(In an alternate universe I like to think Gerald burned like where raisins are in a grocery store if he became Wiggly’s prophet)
why the hell is gerald not allowed near a cinnabon. what does the smell of a cinnabon do to that man. i feel like he gets a whiff of a cinnamon roll and goes into beast mode and just ravages the entire stock until it's all gone. like once he goes in he doesn't leave until that store is EMPTY. linda tries to drag him out and he hisses with five rolls squished in his hand and the kids watch in horror hoping they haven't inherited the cinnabon fever.
LOL
I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH
why the hell is gerald not allowed near a cinnabon. what does the smell of a cinnabon do to that man. i feel like he gets a whiff of a cinnamon roll and goes into beast mode and just ravages the entire stock until it's all gone. like once he goes in he doesn't leave until that store is EMPTY. linda tries to drag him out and he hisses with five rolls squished in his hand and the kids watch in horror hoping they haven't inherited the cinnabon fever.
Gerald! (and Linda!!)
The nibbled versions of Gerald and Linda
So candied(candy-ied???) verison!
they just smile more! (They are NOT nicer/j)
More npmd swap art!
Gerald is max why? Uh well I thought out of the main cast of adults is one not anybody I casted as the nerdy prudes and also it was either Linda and Gerald (but I feel like Linda would more so spread gossip then like physically bully)
uh more nerdy prudes swap au art:)
yeah
current mood: in character one star reveiws of Wiggly on the starkid merch store
There's so many geralds, this is only two:
THESE ONES ARENT EVEN *FROM* HATCHETFEILD???? HOW DID WIGGLY REACH THEM???????
*ANNABETH CHASE CAMEO????????!??!?!*
Hey I just realised something-
Gerald didn't go out to get a Wiggly nor did he seem particularly enthusiastic about it during Black Friday
Doesn't that imply that Gerald was perfectly happy and content in his life with Linda while she wasn't. Doesn't that mean that Gerald loves his life with Linda and his kids.
Can we think about the implications on this. How Gerald is truly happy and doesn't want anything else while Linda clearly does.
Linda: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.
Gerald: I know this. And I love you.
Got this funny image in my head of little tim waiting in the backseat of emmas car at the mall and looks over to see gerald also waiting in the backseat of lindas car munching on a box of raisins or some shit.
Does anyone else have trouble recognizing Dylan characters if their foreheads aren't big enough?/genq
hey if you still do art requests can you draw Gerald with 100 Cinnabons? :)
it's like it's his birthday!
Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (4)
Honey Queen
Roman being a great villain
"You don't need him to cheat for you, you can cheat for yourself!" I love Gerald
Malone, seriously, how is this guy not more popular, a slovenly private detective played by Joey with a joisey accent? That's amazing!
The FOX news joke
Homeless Ted as "Mr. Broadly"
Honestly, all the songs.
Nick!Hidgens (Nick-dgens?)
Whatever the voice is Corey did for that audience member
Linda being the only person who can actually keep Hidgens in check.
"I'll kick his ass, you kick hers, love you" Have I mentioned that I love Gerald.
The quality of the twist reveal with Nibbly, seriously.
Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch
Round 1
Bout 2
The setup I'm getting here is that, Ted is in an off mood so calls in sick and spends all day in front of Inner Beauty Rhinoplasty trying to pick up every woman who goes in or out, but as one of the women is leaving and Ted puts on the Spankoffskit charm, Gerald also ducks out of the office to get some coffee and overhears Ted being gross, he goes "I'm not gonna let you treat my patients like that!", and just like that, it's on