Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1

Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1💀

Teruko: Truth or dare? Jouno: Dare. Teruko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Jouno: Hey? Tachihara, blushing: Yeah? Jouno: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Tecchou.

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Jouno: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes. Teruko: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Tecchou: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots. Tachihara: You burned an orange too? How??? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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Tachihara: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Jouno: No, that's not how you make cookies. Tecchou: FLOOR IT!! Tachihara: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Jouno: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BASE DOWN- Tachihara: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Teruko: DO IT! Jouno: NO-

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Teruko: Why is Tecchou crying on the floor?Tachihara: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Teruko: And? Tachihara: They got Jouno.

Help-💀,From TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.2💀

Teruko: *sees Tecchou and Jouno together* Teruko: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Tachihara: You mean... you ship them? ---------------------------------------------------- Tecchou: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Teruko: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Tachihara: I got distracted halfway through. Jouno: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. ---------------------------------------------------- Tachihara: You're smiling. What happened? Jouno: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Teruko: Tecchou tripped and fell down the stairs today. ----------------------------------------------------Jouno: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Tecchou: The cow?? Jouno: What? Tachihara: Tecchou, W H Y? ---------------------------------------------------- Teruko: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Tachihara: Eyy, homie! Tecchou: But then there's cootie... Jouno: Die. ----------------------------------------------------Tecchou: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Tachihara: Weight loss? Drink water. Teruko: Clear skin? Drink water. Jouno: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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<some random hunting dogs + doa (+ sometimes dazai) alignment charts bc i can>

an incorrect b-day quote for the b-day boy ✨Jouno✨

Tachihara: Happy birthday Jouno! Here’s Tecchous gift to you.

Jouno: …Thats a big box.

Tachihara: Yeah.

Jouno: He’s inside it isn’t he.

Tachihara: [sighing] Yeah.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who said Fyodor’s name wrong😭

(I had to look at this video 7 times help-💀)