Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1

Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1💀

Teruko: Truth or dare? Jouno: Dare. Teruko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Jouno: Hey? Tachihara, blushing: Yeah? Jouno: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Tecchou.

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Jouno: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes. Teruko: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Tecchou: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots. Tachihara: You burned an orange too? How??? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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Tachihara: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Jouno: No, that's not how you make cookies. Tecchou: FLOOR IT!! Tachihara: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Jouno: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BASE DOWN- Tachihara: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Teruko: DO IT! Jouno: NO-

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Teruko: Why is Tecchou crying on the floor?Tachihara: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Teruko: And? Tachihara: They got Jouno.

Help-💀,From TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

Incorrect quotes but this time it’s Weretiger and no eyebrows 🧑‍🦲

Atsushi : Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Akutagawa: Stop romanticizing the past

—————————————————————————————————— Akutagawa: Someone will die. Atsushi: Of fun!

—————————————————————————————————— Atsushi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!  Akutagawa: Please, just say fuck. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: I’m a reverse necromancer.  Atsushi: Isn’t that just killing people?  Akutagawa: Yes, technically. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: What are you doing here?  Akutagawa: I could ask you the same question.  Atsushi: I live here. This is my house.  Akutagawa: I should probably ask you a different question. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: Hey Akutagawa, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.  Akutagawa, pulling out a shotgun: Yes Weretiger. Atsushi: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Akutagawa! ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: I love hearing Akutagawa shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way Weretiger.  Atsushi: I almost died.  Akutagawa: That... was my favorite memory.

Hey long time no see guys! Haha yeah I am so so sorry for lying to you twice already I’ve just been so busy with school (having a Mandarin test every week doesn't help). I should be posting more cause my break is in 2 days! ,TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

P.s I tried to make this one a little longer as a sorry

Decay Of Angles Incorrect Quotes🤓

Fyodor: Pfft, you should meet Nikolai, they're such a tsundere. Sigma: They... they just stabbed you. Fyodor: So cute. ---------------------------------------------------- *playing twister* Sigma: Right hand red. Nikolai: *ends up on top of Fyodor* Fyodor: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Sigma: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: Why would you do that? Sigma: Because I feel guilty. Fyodor: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: Any advice before Fyodor and I fight? Sigma: Don’t wet yourself in public. Nikolai: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai & Fyodor: Surprise! We're having a baby! Sigma: What?! Nikolai & Fyodor: *pull out adoption papers* It's you! ---------------------------------------------------- Sigma: And now for a gay update with Nikolai and Fyodor. Nikolai: Getting gayer. Sigma: Thank you, Nikolai. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: When Fyodor was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Sigma: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Happy B-day Jouno Saigiku!!

an incorrect b-day quote for the b-day boy ✨Jouno✨

Tachihara: Happy birthday Jouno! Here’s Tecchous gift to you.

Jouno: …Thats a big box.

Tachihara: Yeah.

Jouno: He’s inside it isn’t he.

Tachihara: [sighing] Yeah.

Haha I lied to you guys 😃 but fr I’m so sorry for not posting I got sick (and still am)🥲

I PROMISE That I will post soon pls don’t kill me

,TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

HEY GUYS

Sorry I haven’t posted in a looooong time I’ve been sick with a fever and couldn’t post but I will be posting soon!! (around August 9th/10th)

Aku be me rn fr:

,TheSwordThatStabbedJouno