Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1

Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1💀

Teruko: Truth or dare? Jouno: Dare. Teruko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Jouno: Hey? Tachihara, blushing: Yeah? Jouno: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Tecchou.

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Jouno: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes. Teruko: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Tecchou: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots. Tachihara: You burned an orange too? How??? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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Tachihara: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Jouno: No, that's not how you make cookies. Tecchou: FLOOR IT!! Tachihara: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Jouno: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BASE DOWN- Tachihara: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Teruko: DO IT! Jouno: NO-

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Teruko: Why is Tecchou crying on the floor?Tachihara: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Teruko: And? Tachihara: They got Jouno.

Help-💀,From TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

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in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

Happy B-day Jouno Saigiku!!

Incorrect quotes but this time it’s Weretiger and no eyebrows 🧑‍🦲

Atsushi : Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Akutagawa: Stop romanticizing the past

—————————————————————————————————— Akutagawa: Someone will die. Atsushi: Of fun!

—————————————————————————————————— Atsushi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!  Akutagawa: Please, just say fuck. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: I’m a reverse necromancer.  Atsushi: Isn’t that just killing people?  Akutagawa: Yes, technically. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: What are you doing here?  Akutagawa: I could ask you the same question.  Atsushi: I live here. This is my house.  Akutagawa: I should probably ask you a different question. ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: Hey Akutagawa, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.  Akutagawa, pulling out a shotgun: Yes Weretiger. Atsushi: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Akutagawa! ——————————————————————————————————

Atsushi: I love hearing Akutagawa shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change. ——————————————————————————————————

Akutagawa: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way Weretiger.  Atsushi: I almost died.  Akutagawa: That... was my favorite memory.

Hey long time no see guys! Haha yeah I am so so sorry for lying to you twice already I’ve just been so busy with school (having a Mandarin test every week doesn't help). I should be posting more cause my break is in 2 days! ,TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

P.s I tried to make this one a little longer as a sorry

Sir what💀. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN

Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.2🤪

Kunikida: What do you do when someone offers you drugs? Dazai: Take them! Ranpo: Punch them in the neck! Atsushi: Say thank you! Yosano: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance! Kunikida: … Kunikida: No. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Yosano: Several traffic violations. Dazai: Three counts of resisting arrest. Kunikida: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Ranpo: Also, that’s not our car. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: Where’s Dazai? Ranpo: Doing stuff. Atsushi: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Kunikida? Ranpo: Trying to stop Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: And Yosano? Ranpo: Trying to stop Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. Atsushi: I see. And what are you doing here, Ranpo? Ranpo: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Yosano from stopping Kunikida from stopping Dazai from doing the stuff. ---------------------------------------------------- Ranpo: Time for plan F. Yosano: Don’t you mean plan B? Ranpo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Kunikida: What about plan D? Ranpo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Atsushi: What about plan E? Ranpo: I’m hoping not to use it. Dazai dies in plan E. Dazai: I like plan E. ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: Now I can't have food! Atsushi: You can eat a rock. Yosano: Air. Ranpo: The fabric of time and space. Dazai: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Kunikida: You guys are not helpful. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Atsushi: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yosano: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ranpo: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Kunikida: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!