Deadpool!

deadpool!

….as your boyfriend.

description: deadpool as your boyfriend!

pairing: deadpool x you!

contains: 18+, mentions of sex!

|an: just saw deadpool & wolverine.. couldn’t help myself.

- awful with emotions but always finds a way to make up for things whether through humor or sex.

- speaking of humor you’re never not laughing with him, or bickering, or fucking

- you’re the only person he can actually feel vulnerable and comfortable with, he cherishes that and he loves you so much for that.

- you’re his person, he would genuinely kill for you if it meant he would lose someone so important in his life.

- if someone makes you sad, mad or uncomfortable ooo…not his babygirl.

- he usually doesn’t keep people or friends in his loop often, they could find him annoying or over the top but not you.

- you love absolutely everything about him, his outlandish humor, his extroverted personality, his big ol’ mouth. you think it’s so hot.

- so hot when he’s mean to you so hot when he’s soft with you

- you literally bicker like two teenage girls all the time and he always somehow clocks your tea it’s ridiculous but you also find it impressive that he always has something to say that you cannot come back from😭

- god you need to pray that no man ever even has the thought of coming on to you… he’ll experience some banter with your boyfriend before it’s lights out.

- not only are you his but he’s yours! he’s super loyal and if he can’t get someone to back off , you sure will!

- you’re always having fun with him date nights are some of the best times of your life, he always finds a way to entertain you no matter what you’re doing.

- always gotta hand somewhere, your ass, a singular cheek, a titty, somewhere. how could you expect him not to! you’re all his.

- you literally have him wrapped around your finger, he’d do absolutely anything for you.

- also always bullying you he is so straightforward😭

“hon that has got to be the ugliest shirt i’ve ever seen on you”

“wade-“

“i know you got better in that closet that i snoop through and try on all your clothes when you aren’t home now go!”

- he’s so tall so if you’re short oh wow…you’re never catching a break

“soooo how’s the weather down there.” wade said, placing his elbow on the crown of your head.

“prick…”

…

“yeah that’s enough of that dirty mouth!” your boyfriend had announced before bending down and wrapping an arm around your behind, throwing you over his shoulder and positioning his palm on your ass.

“god, wade put me down!” you’d laughed playfully hitting his back.

“don’t make me have to spank you!” he said, lighting pinching your ass.

- do not get an animal bc it will quickly become his center of attention and he will defend it over you.

“wade, we’re having my mom over please put it in the room”

“ugh…she’s so mean isn’t she sugar?” he’d said stroking your pet, followed by a “yes she is yes she is!” as the animal licked his face.

sigh.

- good lord we got a cuddle monster on our hands!

- absolutely adores any type of affection and practically begs you for it 24/7. he loves being little spoon specifically. also loves it when u scratch or message his back, bc that also gets him going..

- speaking of, you got this guy rock solid 24/7

“hungry for seconds?” he joked, hugging you from behind and pressing his hardened cock against your ass.

“we literally jus-“ you’d started just to be interrupted mid sentence.

“so! cmon baby throw a dog a bone.” he muttered, hand already gripping your inner thigh.

you’d sighed, god you can’t resist him.

- it doesn’t matter what you’re doing he finds anything you do hot i stg

- a M-U-N-C-H! for life, literally came in his pants from eating you out once! he loves making you feel good.

- a goofball during sex he cannot do shit seriously😭 he be talking you and your pussy thru it!

- again, if you’re petite god help you bc he is large.

- babe, you better match his freak because yall doing anything.

- trying a new thing every night multiple times bc that sex is never vanilla and that dick is never tired! at some point he’s just making positions up😭

marvel masterlist!

none yet, send me requests! 🫶

series

captain america

spider-man (tom, andrew or tobey)

black widow

star-lord

gamora

wolverine

deadpool

one shots

captain america

spider-man (tom, andrew or tobey)

black widow

star-lord

gamora

wolverine

deadpool

monster

daddy issues!

drabbles

captain america

spider-man (tom, andrew or tobey)

black widow

star-lord

gamora

wolverine

deadpool

headcanons

captain america

spider-man (tom, andrew or tobey)

black widow

star-lord

gamora

wolverine

as your boyfriend!

deadpool

as your boyfriend!

— i’m eighteen! she|her. ravenclaw. pisces. capricorn moon. virgo rising. mexican🇲🇽.

- masterlists - request guidelines - requests: open|closed

harry potter masterlist!

series

harry potter

ron weasley

you know me , slip off my new dress *

hermione granger

fred weasley

george weasley

ginny weasley

theodore nott

draco malfoy

mattheo riddle

cedric diggory

one shots

harry potter

ron weasley

hermione granger

fred weasley

george weasley

ginny weasley

theodore nott

seventy-six percent *

draco malfoy

mattheo riddle

you - wip

cedric diggory

drabbles

harry potter

ron weasley

hermione granger

fred weasley

george weasley

ginny weasley

theodore nott

draco malfoy

mattheo riddle

cedric diggory

headcanons

harry potter

modern!

ron weasley

modern!

hermione granger

modern!

fred weasley

modern!

george weasley

modern!

ginny weasley

modern!

theodore nott

draco malfoy

mattheo riddle

cedric diggory

ive been stuck in a rabbit hole of deadpool & logan howlett fanfic the past two days but i promise i’ll get to everybody’s requests when im done fangirling! sorry for the holdup😇😇

request guidelines!

- i will write…

angst, fluff, smut. some mental health issues, and problems within the reader in detail. modern! AU. i may not always stick to canon with certain stories.

- i will not write…

anything pertaining to rape, enc, knife play, daddy kink, any sort of age play, nor will i ever write anything to do with self harm.

- when sending a request…

please be descriptive as to what you’d like! or else my imagination will run wild haha and i want to give you guys what you want.