Oh, What Would I Be Without You, Diet Coke?

oh, what would i be without you, diet coke?

waiting for my mom to leave the house so that i can throw away the food she lovingly made for me and weigh myself and exercise in peace just feels so damn cruel

this moment when you start off carefully chewing and spitting your cucumber slices, and then you somehow end up eating three pieces of cake

i had such a weird dream this night about "purging" tea in the kitchen, except the purging was just adding it and then deleting it in mfp, but i actually kind of added the c@ls up in my head, i was like, "there are 2 in one cup, so i've had 50" and i guess it's cool that i can still do math asleep, but like wtf 😃

it's kind of inconvenient that i really enjoy baking lol

bruh on some days i be doing so well and fast for the entire day but then dinner comes around and i just start off eating my planned safe meal but then i just keep eating whatever my family is eating and i end up eating like 1000 c@lories what is this 😭