Incorrect Ttte Quotes 214:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 214:

*Sounds of rattling can be heard before the lights are turned on*

Diesel, about to exit the window: Wait, before you call the cops on me. I just broke into your home to tell that I love you. :)

If it's not rude (I don't fully know tumblr ettiquitte yet) i'd like to propse another character to throw into this militay au(?): Hank.

Personally I like to roll with the Character Gallery idea of Hank being this calm shoulder to cry on and it's also really funny to see this bulky express thoroughbred doing first aid so I imagine it goes:

Edward: Okay Hank, what do you do in all this then?

Hank: I clean up after everyone else.

Edward: Oh god what do you mean by that? Like bulldozers kocking down infastructure or-

Hank: No I do first aid. Like I literally clean up after everyone. Do you know just how many 7-planks i've had to peel off of concrete walls?

Edward: Well, i'm glad at least one engine here is coming from somewhere sensible.

Hank: Oh, I wouldn't absolve the great state of Pennyslvania just yet, Eddyboy

Edward: Wha-

Phillip, approacing rapidly with a rocket launcher: Hi Edward!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

YEAHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE ADDING HANK IN!!!!! I never include him on this blog but I think he's really cool. So, this is a great suggestion! (Also, PHILLIP NO-)

Sir Topham Hatt: I'm calling for backup! *Suddenly a tank flies out of nowhere* Thomas: EDWARD! *Kncoks Edward out of the way and smoke cloud appears* Percy: Thomas!

*Smoke clears revealing a coughing Thomas.* Thomas: *Gasp* WOO! Thomas one! Big tank zero, I'm sorry did we get that on camera? Toby: How are you not dead!? Thomas: I have no idea! Do you see me dancing? Toby: Yes I saw you dance.

Thomas: Is that all you got? Sailor John in tank: No but thank you for asking.

Edward: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? SAILOR JOHN??!?!! BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARRESTED AND PUT IN JAIL!!!!!!

Sailor John: Thanks to yer controller, I'm finally free and I can enact my revenge on this island! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!

*Sailor John shoots at Thomas who nearly dies if it wasn't for Hank pushing him out of the way*

Hank: Got ya!!!!

Thomas: Phee! Thanks Hank!

Diesel: *Sees Sir Topham Hatt trying to run away* Hey! Get back here!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: OH SHIT-

*Sir Topham Hatt starts running as Diesel jumps towards him and pins the controller down. Percy dashes towards the two and helps to restrain the Fat Controller.*

Sir Topham Hatt: Get off of me you oily diesel!!!

Diesel: Not a single fat chance.

Percy: I'm calling Gordon, James and Henry for assistance! They should be able to help us!

Edward: *Sarcastically* Well isn't my life just great?....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 213:

Whiff: Listen Edward, why do you want to save Sodor!??!

Edward: BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE FUCKING ENGINES WHO LIVES IN IT!!!!!!!

Edward: Thomas, care to explain this!? *Tv is on with Thomas in a Nascar causing the biggest wreck known to man* Thomas: Ummmm... I mean freebird was playing.

Thomas should never be allowed to drive a car again lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thomas: Already i got her on the line.

Emily over phone: Alright, what have ye lads and lasses got yeselves stuck in this time? (My attempt at Emily's Scottish accent)

Thomas: It's more Edward and Toby found the weapons market on Sodor.

Emily: So what exactly do ye want me ta do?

Thomas: You're good at helping people make amends and defusing tension. Donald and Douglas that one time you pulled a train of pipes with them, Diesel when he stole Gordon's coaches for breaking his record, shall I go on?

Emily: Aye still donne see what ye want me ta do.

Thomas: Maybe get them all in one place and find a way to convince them to stop producing weapons. Or at least lest deadly ones.

Emily: Fine, I'll grab me contacts and see what I canne do.

After she hangs up.

Edward: I swear we are finding a entirely new side to Sodor.

Toby: Yeah same. I just didn't think that Sodor would be that crazy. But, here we are...

Hank: Hey! Don't worry yourselves too much old partners! I'm pretty sure we'll get this all sorted out!

*Something explodes in the distance*

Thomas: Ohhhhh shit....

Percy, flying in the sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-

Toby: Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, DON'T HIT ME!!!!!

Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Toby: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-