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Today, I've been already draw and paint a picture of Luke talked to Philip and Toad about Thomas, who's been seriously ill due to an incident while working with Hiro and Kenji in the Japanese Railway.

TTTE, TUGS & Theodore Tugboat humanized characters by religions (Part 1)

I draw and paint seven Jewish characters, Bash and Dash, Ferdinand, Harold, Jeremy, Philip and Zebedee. Their religion must be Judaism and so I gave them Jewish surnames.

Philip Auernheimer - Jewish

Ferdinand, Bash & Dash Asner - Jews

Harold & Jeremy Refaeli - Jews

Zebedee Harold Winehouse - Jewish

*At lunch*

Percy: Who wants to play two truths and a lie?

Phillip: Oh oh! I'll go first! I'm really small, my eyes are green, and a huge building once fell on me almost killing me.

Thomas: Nice try Phillip, you gotta make it a bit harder than that.

Percy: Thomas his eyes are brown.

Everyone else at the table: *Realizes* A BUILDING WHAT!?

Phillip: Yeah! That's true! I was playing soccer until a building crumbled and almost fell on top of me! I didn't notice it until Toby was yelling at me to duck!

Everybody: Oh my god why aren't you traumatized....

Sir Topham Hatt: Hello assholes, I'm back because Hank has been arrested for arming Phillip with a rocket launcher.

Thomas: Yo! I'm back.

Sir Topham Hatt: Your also late!

Thomas: Fuck. You.

Percy: Wait, what?!!? Bro, how!??!

Sir Topham Hatt: Don't know but I hope you little shits learn a thing or two.

Thomas: Hey Percival! Did you miss me?

Percy: Not really.

Thomas: Bruh....

Conner: Now, does anyone have any questions?

Phillip: Yes actually, what is THAT?

*Giants closet locked with chains*

Conner: Dont worry about it, kay?

Phillip: But I wanna know! 🥺

Connor: If you dare to open that, you're gonna die. Okay?

Phillip: I-I'll be g-good....

Do you have headcanons on how much do steam team characters swear

You know what. I am going to make them right now:

Thomas: Doesn't swear that much when he's around older engines (Like Edward, Toby or Gordon) but every once in a while he will drop a huge f-bomb whenever he feels like it. Basically he's the dude to say "Toodles" but then says "SHIT" when he's panicking.

Edward: Oh boy.... I don't even know how to put this into words... His mouth is as dirty as a wastewater facility. Constantly swears whenever he's stressed or pissed (Which happens a lot). Unintentionally teaches younger engines swear words more than the engines that purposefully do. If it wasn't for Toby or Gordon constantly keeping an eye on him, he would be cussing 24/7.

Henry: Nobody has heard him swear in his life. The closest thing that would count as him saying swears are mild swear words like "Heck" or "Crap".

Gordon: Thinks swearing is absolutely disgraceful and calls out engines who do swear. Is Sodor's swear police no #1. Doesn't swear except for the time Bill and Ben were about to push him into the sea. Dropped a MASSIVE "Shitheads" bomb and the twins know better to not push on his buttons too much.

James: Usually swears when he's throwing insults at someone. Quite creative too. She can come up with roasts that nobody else can. Her language is as red as her coat of paint. The only time that they aren't swearing while insulting was the time their brakes caught on fire and they were yelling "Shit" repeatedly.

Percy: Sometimes he swears and sometimes he doesn't. It's 50/50 with them considering that they have to watch their language when they're around their younger brothers, Phillip and Pluto. Somehow he manages to make the most offensive curse words sound so casual.

Toby: Also doesn't swear that much. The only times that he swears is when he's angry and even in that situation, he always mumbles them under his breath so that nobody can hear him. Swear police no #2.

Emily: Pretty much the same of Percy. The only difference between them is that she manages to make curse words 1000x worse. Like she would turn them into the most offensive things to ever be uttered from her mouth.

(Also side note if you're confused with James' and Percy's pronouns: James is genderqueer and uses any pronouns while Percy is a demiboy and uses they/them/he/him with no preference at all)

Basic Engine Headcanons:

Engines, coaches, trucks, etc are products that are made by Lady, the sole goddess and creator of Sodor and its living machinery. Their life source is a special kind of dust called "Gold Dust" which can turn any inanimate machine into a living and breathing entity.

Living machinery are called "Gold Dust Lifeforms" and they can switch between two forms: The Gold Dust Form and The Human Form.

The Gold Dust Form refers to a Gold Dust Lifeform's original form like a steam engine, express coach, rolling stock.

The Human Form refers to a Gold Dust Lifeform humanoid appearance. Usually in the Human Form, their skin are grey and are much taller than a regular sized human.

In addition, Gold Dust Lifeforms don't need to eat anything in order to survive, they just do it for pleasure. However steam engines in particular, feel full of energy whenever they drink water. The engines' strength are 75% of their Gold Dust Form but are still extremely strong. Like, breaking limbs or throwing somebody into the sky is very easy for them. They're also super fast and their senses are more advanced than the average human.

However the Gold Dust Lifeforms' sense of taste is very interesting.

Steam engines for instance can taste sweetness, saltiness, bitterness, savoriness and especially sourness. They can't taste spiciness though and can't tell the difference between normal foods and spicy foods.

Diesels can taste sweetness, saltiness, savoriness and spiciness. But they can't taste sourness or bitterness. Unfortunately they can't eat sugar because it can cause them to break down and feel sick. Some diesels like Phillip and Diesel insist on eating them though. (That is literally a death wish you two are having)

Electric engines' sense of taste is extremely concentrated for some reason so they have to be careful about what they're putting in their food. They can taste all five tastes.

Coaches, rolling stock, trucks, etc's sense of taste is extremely diluted and when they eat food, it tastes bland or unappetizing. So they have to put lots of condiments to combat their poor taste buds.

Any bad coal, water, fuel, etc can make engines extremely ill and sick. They may start puking, feeling nauseous or dizzy or feel fatigued. This can affect both forms so it's important to check your engine's source of energy.

Which ttte pairings do you like the most?

Well, Edward and Toby are definitely my favorite of course. 😏 I don't really see any content with the two of them that much so I'm here to fix that! Ok, but in all seriousness though. It would have such a pairing with lots of potential like Toby slowly becoming more confident and Edward morphing into his more calmer personality (He's still grumpy and impatient lol) as the two interact.

I also really like Edward and Gordon. Basically, it's the dysfunctional brothers relationship. Edward's the gremlin youngin while Gordon is barely hanging on to his last strand of sanity. I like to imagine that Gordon drags Edward by grabbing his shirt collar or restraining him so that he doesn't kill somebody lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Something like this or dunno:

Percy and Mavis are the two siblings that have weird interests and they're the only people who understand each other. Mavis likes alt/goth culture while Percy likes weirdcore/creepy shit. Basically, they're the chill older siblings. Also, you can't forget about Percy's, Phillip's and Pluto's dynamic. They're called the Three Ps for a reason. 🅿️🅿️🅿️

Toby and Henrietta are just the classic "girlboss and malewife" pairing. They're just made for each other, DID YOU NOT SEE HASTY HANNAH?!? These two are married for sure. 💝💝💝💝💝

Some other pairings that I like/love:

Thomas and Percy. They're not "best friends" in my eyes but more like "We both roast each other but we still care" Definitely a reverse of "Thomas' the smart one and Percy's the dumb one". Percy is the only one with more than 1 braincell.

Edward and James. I used to ship these two together until the oversaturation of this ship and the fandom kinda ruining it made me stop shipping this pairing. I imagine them as ex fiancés who thankfully broke up for the good of both of them because the relationship started becoming pretty toxic. They're now like brothers although in some cases, it becomes awkward when somebody brings up their past relationship.

Henry and Hiro: It's really sweet to the point where all of my teeth are rotting because both of them understand each other and still help the other with their problems despite conflicts that happen. Why isn't this ship more popular than it already is???

Edward, Duck and Diesel: Yeah..... This is just the manifestation of chaos itself. 😂😂😂😂 Duck and Diesel are both halves of a whole dumbass while Edward is unsuccessfully trying to stop the two of them from killing each other.

I got a ton more pairings that I would LOVE to talk about, but I don't want to make this extremely long so that's it for now!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 267:

Phillip: Hey Mavis! Guess what? We're adopting another engine!

Mavis: Oh really? Well, that's nice-

*Percy then shows the adoption papers in front of her*

Percy: It's you. Sign here. Now.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 291:

Phillip, tugging on Toby's arm: Daddy! Daddy!

Toby: I can't be your father.

*Toby then ascends to heaven as Phillip stares at in disbelief*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 295:

Percy: Phillip. I have to say, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from you.

Phillip: But it's a sport-related injury! It makes me look cool!

Percy: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is NOT cool!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 302:

Phillip: Is it pronounced "gif" or "jif"?

BoCo: It's-

Dodge: GIF!!!!!

BoCo: >:(

BoCo: As I was saying it's-

Mavis: JIF!!!!! JIF!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Splatter: No, no. You know what happens? I'm telling you. It's back to this. When you skip 3rd grade and 4th grade and the teachers don't want you there-

Daisy: Oh my god....

Splatter: And they just send you to middle school: You CAN'T FUCKING PRONOUNCE!!!!!

Diesel: It's an acronym....

Diesel: YOU IDIOTS!!!!! YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Diesel: *Grabs Splatter by his shirt collar* IT'S G.I.F!!!!!!!!

*Everybody starts laughing their asses off as Splatter begins to panic*

Splatter: W-What are the options!?!!?

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 323:

*Pluto, Phillip, Percy and Mavis are arguing while Toby is trying to intervene*

Toby: Okay, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR MOTHER!?!?

Pluto, Phillip, Percy and Mavis: *All run* NO!!!!!!

Toby: Hehe, works every time...

Toby: They're scared to death of her!

*A pissed off Henrietta suddenly walks up to Toby*

Toby: *Turns around* AH!!!!!

Henrietta: Call me for what? 😠

Toby: A-Ah!.... Hennie my love!... 😅

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 329:

Phillip: Good news Percy! I didn't screw up!

Percy: I don't believe that.

Phillip: I screwed up less badly than usual!

Percy: What does that mean?....

Phillip: I screwed up with less consequences than usual.....

Percy:

Thomas: What the heck is happening? Rosie: 14 year olds are gen Z! Phillip: Gen Alpha! Rosie: Gen Aplha started in 2014!

Phillip: 2010! James: It's the battle of the brainless.

*Want me to explain everything?*

James: Please, I'm getting tired of this nonsense.

*Alright then*

*Hey Phillip, Rosie!*

Phillip: What was that?

*Gen Z are born in between 1997-2012. Gen Alpha are born in 2013-2025. So basically, some Gen Alphas aren't even born yet*

Rosie: Oh. So that makes you a Gen Z?

*Yep*

Phillip: Huh.

Thomas: Well, that was easy.

James: Thomas, why are you a Jolly Ranchers bag?

Thomas: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 339:

Percy, holding out a freshly baked cookie for Henrietta: Hey mom. This one is shaped like a heart, just like how I feel about you! 😊

Henrietta: *Is trying not to cry*

Percy, holding another cookie for Mavis: Yo Mav, this cookie is shaped like a skull, just like how I feel about you.

Mavis: Noice Perc!

Percy, holding out another cookie for Pluto: And this one is shaped like a question mark, just like how I feel about you.

Pluto: WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!??

Percy, holding out another cookie for Phillip: This one is just an unreadable mess, just like how I feel about you.

Phillip: ???????? Unreadable mess???? But I'm not a book!!!!!

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 344:

Percy, Pluto, Phillip, and Mavis: *All t-posing at the front of the doorway* Good morning dad!

Toby, drinking his tea: Good morning my problem children.

Hannah, behind Toby wearing a poop costume: Happy Halloween Toby!

Toby: *Turns around* Who said that?-JESUS!!!!! Why are you wearing this?!?!

Hannah: It's never too early to celebrate Halloween.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 355:

Phillip: Hey Pluto. I just have one question.

Pluto: What is it Phillip?

Phillip: What color is an orange?

Pluto: Phillip, you bonehead. Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon :D

Sir Topham Hatt: *Sneaking away* Rosie: *Gunshot.* Nope, not this time mothafucka.

Edward: Well, a rap battle and one bullet. Honestly, not how I expected to finish this straight up war. Thomas: Edward, you can't be that stupid.

Edward: What? Thomas: You gotta end it the way you started it! Edward: Care to elabora- Phillip what are you making? Phillip: Just crafting up some arts and crafts.

Edward: And do they do some sort of unspeakable horrors? Phillip: Nope! Frienship bracelets! Edward: Now that is the one thing I can get behind. And I am glad we can bring this fucking arc to a end

*And so, the heroes of the EGCUIWWC saga walk off into the shimmering sunset as the screen slowly fades to black*

*THE END*

Guys:

Thomas: New Name: Tomine

Edward: New Name: Alice

Henry: New Name: Harriet

Gordon: New Name: Georgia

Pluto: New Name: Paislee

Phillip: New Name: Phillipa

Sir Topham Hatt: New Name: Madam Theodora Hatt (EVEN THE FAT CONTROLLER AIN'T SAFE FROM THE SPELL)

Duck: New Name: Dana

Flying Scotsman: New Name: Flying Scottie

BoCo: New Name: Brooke

Donald: New Name: Donella

Douglas: New Name: Douce

Oliver: New Name: Oliva

Toad: New Name: Toadette

Bill: New Name: Birdie

Ben: New Name: Bella

Paxton: New Name: Parker

Timothy the Ghost Engine: New Name: Timotha

Spencer: New Name: Speranza

I CAST GENDER-BENDER SPELL ON SODOR!

ALL MALE CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN AND ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE MEN! And all the characters on the non-binary spectrum are exactly as they were.

LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

Oh boy, this is going to be fun.

Let's just start with the characters on the non-binary spectrum or who are other genders:

Percy (Demiboy)

Mavis (Demigirl)

Mallard (Intersex)

Rusty (Nonbinary)

Rebecca (Deminonbinary)

Lady (Genderless but she makes herself look like a female to not avoid any confusion. I mean, she's a god. I don't think she cares about genders, sexuality and whatnot)

Harold (Boyflux)

James (Genderqueer)

(Going to reblog this to avoid making this post long as hell)