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If Thomas the Tank Engine Was A Musical:

*Edward, Gordon and Toby are all tired asf while the others start singing*

Everybody else: 🎵 All "c, c" motherfucker! 🎵

Everybody else: 🎵 All "c, c" goddamn. 🎵

Everybody else: 🎵 All "c, c"-🎵

Toby: Why do we have to sing in every single episode?....

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*During nighttime, Daisy is holding a slipper as Thomas and Toby follow her*

Daisy: Where's the spider?

Thomas: R-Right over there on the ground...

Toby: How big is it?

Thomas: It's really big...Probably the same size of my big toe...

Toby: The spider's over there.

Daisy: Where?

Toby: *Points* Right there. It's crawling.

Daisy: Wait I think I see it...

*All three of them bend over and examine the spider as it sits there*

Toby: Thomas almost stepped on it.

*Daisy tries to hit the spider but misses, causing Thomas to scream*

Thomas: Hit it!!!! Hit it again!!!!

*Daisy keeps on hitting the ground as the spider continues to dodge the slipper*

Daisy: THAT'S IT!!!! GET OUT OF THE QUARRY!!!!

*Daisy finally hits the spider with her slipper. Only problem, was that the spider exploded and thousands of baby spiders were crawling towards the three.*

Toby: What?!?!?

Thomas: *Screams* IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!! OH MY GOD IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!

*The three started running for their lives as the little spiders starts chasing them*

Thomas: IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!

Toby: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Daisy: IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!

Thomas: *Almost on the verge of crying* I-IT GAVE BIRTH!!!! IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!

James: Edward is a lot of old iron! Thomas: At least he's actually working and not prancing around in front of camera all day.

Percy: Buuuurn!

HAHAHAHA JAMES GET ROASTED BY THOMAS. GO AND CRY IN THE CORNER LIKE THE BITCHLESS MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE!!!!!!

This is my alt acount since I can't use my main rn, but I'm the dude who made the first. "Edward gets caught in Whiff's warcrimes and other shit"

Toby: *Gets flattened by Edward* Edward: Dear Lady, Percy what on earth?

Percy: Sorry I was testing some of my weapons.

Edward: I know I'm gonna regret this but it's gonna drive me crazy if I don't ask, what do you make!?

Percy: I make a bunch of hand held weapons like grenade launchers for the guy on the go!

Edward: Oh dear Lady. Percy: I also do custom weapons, see Phillips rocket launcher? I made that. I also made a machine gun that costs $12,000 to fire for twelve seconds because it's so powerful it needs custom made bullets. Toby: If you'll get OFF ME that would be great!

Edward: Who is buying all the weapons made on this island!?

Percy: Well, I would love to tell you but then the others would probably kill me. Although I can give you a hint.

Hank: What is it you scagglywag?

Percy: The person buying the weapons is a crazy old dude.

Edward: Oh, so it seems like the person buying the weapons is a human.

Toby, underneath Edward: CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME!??!!?

Edward: Oh, my bad! *Gets off Toby*

Toby: *Sighs* Thank you...

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Whiff: Listen Edward, why do you want to save Sodor!??!

Edward: BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE FUCKING ENGINES WHO LIVES IN IT!!!!!!!

Edward: Ignoring the fact I have no idea when you got here, what do you make diesel? Diesel: I don't make anything, I am a repersentive of British railway's. They view this whole weapons business going on the island is putting a strain on their finances.

Percy: Are you sure that's not because of their idiotic railway board? A bar of soap could run BR better then them.

Thomas: Roasted! Diesel: Laugh now, but soon BR will shut down Sodor! Hank: They can't do that! Diesel: OH they can! Thomas getting closer: And if they ever try we'll bow up the damn bridge! Toby: Thomas stop!

Diesel: And then you'll become terroists! And they'll send in the army, bombing everyone you love! Thomas: *Shoves diesel and whips out a gun* Keep planning your invasion! I wanna know what ports to fortafy! We survived two wars, and we'll win a third! You don't scare us you creep! Edward: Thomas put the gun down!

Thomas: We won't let you shut down Sodor!!!! After this bullet is in your brain!!!!

Edward: Thomas, what the hell?!?!? Give me the gun!!!!

Thomas: No, I'm not!!!! Give it back!!!!

*Thomas and Edward are fighting while the others look in shock*

Edward: Let go!!!!!

Thomas: No way!!!!

Hank: Guys, STOP!!!!

*Everybody freezes*

Hank: Listen, call me crazy but I think Diesel is actually right. If we keep on producing weapons, our railway will be shut down forever! And once the railway is shut down, we'll be sent to other railways who will pretty much scrap us by the time we get there!!!

Percy: ....So, you're saying we should stop this whole thing altogether?

Toby: Of course!! Nobody wants to be scrapped!!!!

*Edward takes the gun out of Thomas' hands while he isn't looking*

Thomas: Hey!!!

Edward: You're lucky that I didn't consider shooting you with this like I did with Whiff.

Diesel: Very well then. So we should start targeting the engines who are in the weapons business.