Sir Topham Hatt: Bill And Ben, This Morning's Station Sign Is Supposed To Read: Three O Clock Express

Sir Topham hatt: Bill and Ben, this morning's station sign is supposed to read: Three O clock express delayed. Can either of you explain why it now reads: " COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS!"!?

QDWUOHOIWQBFOIBOIFWUFRIUGIUERWIUBIU BILL BEN YOU LITTLE SHITS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ALSO, IS THIS A CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS REFERANCE?!?!?!? I LOVE THAT BOOK SERIES AND THE AUTHOR!!!! DAVE PILKEY'S BOOKS ARE SO FUNNY AND AMAZING!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: Ever since you two first arrived on the railway, it's been one prank after another! One montage later. Bill: Woah, that's a lot of pranks/

Ben: Yeah when it comes all together like that you really get a sense of the scope.

Bill: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off. Ben: And dangerous, like that Diesel! Bill: Oh that Diesel was Crazy!

STH: GAH! For several years you two have been disuprting the carefully celebrated grown life beehive that this railway is supposed to be!

I bet that the twins put Diesel 10 into Sir Topham Hatt's office to scare him lolololololol.

So, if Sir Topham Hatt is Mr. Krupp, then who's Captain Underpants?

Thomas: Already i got her on the line.

Emily over phone: Alright, what have ye lads and lasses got yeselves stuck in this time? (My attempt at Emily's Scottish accent)

Thomas: It's more Edward and Toby found the weapons market on Sodor.

Emily: So what exactly do ye want me ta do?

Thomas: You're good at helping people make amends and defusing tension. Donald and Douglas that one time you pulled a train of pipes with them, Diesel when he stole Gordon's coaches for breaking his record, shall I go on?

Emily: Aye still donne see what ye want me ta do.

Thomas: Maybe get them all in one place and find a way to convince them to stop producing weapons. Or at least lest deadly ones.

Emily: Fine, I'll grab me contacts and see what I canne do.

After she hangs up.

Edward: I swear we are finding a entirely new side to Sodor.

Toby: Yeah same. I just didn't think that Sodor would be that crazy. But, here we are...

Hank: Hey! Don't worry yourselves too much old partners! I'm pretty sure we'll get this all sorted out!

*Something explodes in the distance*

Thomas: Ohhhhh shit....

Percy, flying in the sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-

Toby: Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me, DON'T HIT ME!!!!!

Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Toby: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

This is my alt acount since I can't use my main rn, but I'm the dude who made the first. "Edward gets caught in Whiff's warcrimes and other shit"

Toby: *Gets flattened by Edward* Edward: Dear Lady, Percy what on earth?

Percy: Sorry I was testing some of my weapons.

Edward: I know I'm gonna regret this but it's gonna drive me crazy if I don't ask, what do you make!?

Percy: I make a bunch of hand held weapons like grenade launchers for the guy on the go!

Edward: Oh dear Lady. Percy: I also do custom weapons, see Phillips rocket launcher? I made that. I also made a machine gun that costs $12,000 to fire for twelve seconds because it's so powerful it needs custom made bullets. Toby: If you'll get OFF ME that would be great!

Edward: Who is buying all the weapons made on this island!?

Percy: Well, I would love to tell you but then the others would probably kill me. Although I can give you a hint.

Hank: What is it you scagglywag?

Percy: The person buying the weapons is a crazy old dude.

Edward: Oh, so it seems like the person buying the weapons is a human.

Toby, underneath Edward: CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME!??!!?

Edward: Oh, my bad! *Gets off Toby*

Toby: *Sighs* Thank you...

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 216:

Flying Scotsman: Hey little brother! Get digging! The ingredients are probably underground!

Gordon: Don't call me little brother!

Flying Scotsman: Okay then, little baby.

*Vine boom sound plays*

Edward: Thomas, care to explain this!? *Tv is on with Thomas in a Nascar causing the biggest wreck known to man* Thomas: Ummmm... I mean freebird was playing.

Thomas should never be allowed to drive a car again lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂