Sir Topham Hatt: Ever Since You Two First Arrived On The Railway, It's Been One Prank After Another!One

Sir Topham Hatt: Ever since you two first arrived on the railway, it's been one prank after another! One montage later. Bill: Woah, that's a lot of pranks/

Ben: Yeah when it comes all together like that you really get a sense of the scope.

Bill: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off. Ben: And dangerous, like that Diesel! Bill: Oh that Diesel was Crazy!

STH: GAH! For several years you two have been disuprting the carefully celebrated grown life beehive that this railway is supposed to be!

I bet that the twins put Diesel 10 into Sir Topham Hatt's office to scare him lolololololol.

So, if Sir Topham Hatt is Mr. Krupp, then who's Captain Underpants?

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*Sounds of rattling can be heard before the lights are turned on*

Diesel, about to exit the window: Wait, before you call the cops on me. I just broke into your home to tell that I love you. :)

Thomas: Okay we're here.

Edward: Alright who who- WHIFF!?

Whiff: Being a genius means you know how to survive every type of gunshot wounds. Trust me Rosie has tried to off me with her sniper for stealing her business more times than I can count.

Toby: Thomas I thought you said you knew someone who could help!

Thomas: He can! Tell em Whiff.

Whiff: While I may make nuclear missiles I also make air defense systems to shoot them down. After all I'm no the only one who makes weapons.

Edward: Okay but how does we stop the problem of Sodor becoming a flaming Crater if one slips past.

Whiff: Underground vaults! I have plenty under Sodor and know several people who could help truck in materials to rebuild.

Toby: You know I would prefer to prevent this as a whole so we don't need to rebuild.

Thomas: Alright I'll call her up.

Toby: Call who?

Thomas: You'll see.

Toby: Wait Edward, so you're telling me that you TRIED TO KILL WHIFF?!?!!

Edward: What?!!? He was driving me crazy and I just couldn't handle it!!!

Thomas: Ummmm, moving on-

Hank: We should probably start planning on how to save Sodor right now....

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If Thomas the Tank Engine Was A Musical:

*Edward, Gordon and Toby are all tired asf while the others start singing*

Everybody else: 🎵 All "c, c" motherfucker! 🎵

Everybody else: 🎵 All "c, c" goddamn. 🎵

Everybody else: 🎵 All "c, c"-🎵

Toby: Why do we have to sing in every single episode?....

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*During nighttime, Daisy is holding a slipper as Thomas and Toby follow her*

Daisy: Where's the spider?

Thomas: R-Right over there on the ground...

Toby: How big is it?

Thomas: It's really big...Probably the same size of my big toe...

Toby: The spider's over there.

Daisy: Where?

Toby: *Points* Right there. It's crawling.

Daisy: Wait I think I see it...

*All three of them bend over and examine the spider as it sits there*

Toby: Thomas almost stepped on it.

*Daisy tries to hit the spider but misses, causing Thomas to scream*

Thomas: Hit it!!!! Hit it again!!!!

*Daisy keeps on hitting the ground as the spider continues to dodge the slipper*

Daisy: THAT'S IT!!!! GET OUT OF THE QUARRY!!!!

*Daisy finally hits the spider with her slipper. Only problem, was that the spider exploded and thousands of baby spiders were crawling towards the three.*

Toby: What?!?!?

Thomas: *Screams* IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!! OH MY GOD IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!

*The three started running for their lives as the little spiders starts chasing them*

Thomas: IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!

Toby: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Daisy: IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!

Thomas: *Almost on the verge of crying* I-IT GAVE BIRTH!!!! IT GAVE BIRTH!!!!!

Gordon: Discgracful! James: Disgusting! Henry: Dispicable! All three: Surpise MOTHAFUCKA! *Triple rocket launcher*

Welp, looks like I'm dead-